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Clips from Scrubs - My New Role (S08E08)

because a lot of the times, I feel the same way.

"because a lot of the times, I feel the same way."

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God, you are so clueless.

"God, you are so clueless."

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that we can't just dump on each other

"that we can't just dump on each other"

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We need to cancel that rule.

"We need to cancel that rule."

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We've all been pitching in,

"We've all been pitching in,"

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And even if he hasn't realized it, this job is changing him already,

"And even if he hasn't realized it, this job is changing him already,"

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Now he's me,

"Now he's me,"

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telling him to say "no" all the time.

"telling him to say "no" all the time."

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Carla and I actually had a rule about that earlier,

"Carla and I actually had a rule about that earlier,"

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Taking a pretty long time to think about it.

"Taking a pretty long time to think about it."

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- Get out! - No.

"- Get out! - No."

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and I'm gonna go out and see some patients.

"and I'm gonna go out and see some patients."

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- Good night. - Good night.

"- Good night. - Good night."

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because I knew the payoff would always outweigh the cost.

"because I knew the payoff would always outweigh the cost."

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Swing low

"Swing low"

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It's Monday. Monday is bongo day.

"It's Monday. Monday is bongo day."

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I just can't hit those low notes.

"I just can't hit those low notes."

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Look, he said his hands are tied on this one.

"Look, he said his hands are tied on this one."

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You got me there.

"You got me there."

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Who's on the "Never, ever, ever, ever, ever"?

"Who's on the "Never, ever, ever, ever, ever"?"

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Carla, finally, a friendly face.

"Carla, finally, a friendly face."

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I can't help you with the nurses. And I'm really sorry.

"I can't help you with the nurses. And I'm really sorry."

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This is the Chief of Medicine.

"This is the Chief of Medicine."

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For the love of God.

"For the love of God."

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I can't believe they're just kicking him out.

"I can't believe they're just kicking him out."

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It means, I make the decisions.

"It means, I make the decisions."

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The old gal down in pharmacy doesn't know that I've retired,

"The old gal down in pharmacy doesn't know that I've retired,"

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And how many catheters do we normally order?

"And how many catheters do we normally order?"

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This is the first time I've been allowed to use the couch.

"This is the first time I've been allowed to use the couch."

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- Please don't. - Even if she tried,

"- Please don't. - Even if she tried,"

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And if he never complained again, I'd know it wasn't that important.

"And if he never complained again, I'd know it wasn't that important."

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If you need anything, you let us know.

"If you need anything, you let us know."

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That hurt me so much, I lost my breath a little.

"That hurt me so much, I lost my breath a little."

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Except for the time that you booed me off the stage at the karaoke bar.

"Except for the time that you booed me off the stage at the karaoke bar."

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and I'm sure you've set up some elaborate, annoying spectacle.

"and I'm sure you've set up some elaborate, annoying spectacle."

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I know.

"I know."

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without hurting it.

"without hurting it."

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The point is, nurses sometimes think I'm on the wrong team.

"The point is, nurses sometimes think I'm on the wrong team."

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especially by doctors.

"especially by doctors."

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You know what? Probably not that pertinent.

"You know what? Probably not that pertinent."

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Mr. Vaughn needs to be back here in a bed, and you know it.

"Mr. Vaughn needs to be back here in a bed, and you know it."

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So, I hear you're the new personnel director.

"So, I hear you're the new personnel director."

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can seem monumental.

"can seem monumental."

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But if he came back and fought for it over and over,

"But if he came back and fought for it over and over,"

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Remind him I don't like to do things that I'm not good at.

"Remind him I don't like to do things that I'm not good at."

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I can show you my butt.

"I can show you my butt."

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And I'm damn sure not gonna be stuck in my office all day long.

"And I'm damn sure not gonna be stuck in my office all day long."

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- That's Leslie. - Well...

"- That's Leslie. - Well..."

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J.D.: Come on, think of something.

"J.D.: Come on, think of something."

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so I might get to work.

"so I might get to work."

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His dog Baxter ate the lower half of my hamstring.

"His dog Baxter ate the lower half of my hamstring."

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I'm no Superman

"I'm no Superman"

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Pretty good, but could you have the maid send some fresh towels?

"Pretty good, but could you have the maid send some fresh towels?"

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I'll see you at home.

"I'll see you at home."

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Well, just order that! Great.

"Well, just order that! Great."

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Barbie, did you not see the list outside?

"Barbie, did you not see the list outside?"

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Sometimes, all you can hope for

"Sometimes, all you can hope for"

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That seems unusual, even for syphilis.

"That seems unusual, even for syphilis."

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Here we are.

"Here we are."

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in the parking lot tonight while Barb here boot-stomps my face.

"in the parking lot tonight while Barb here boot-stomps my face."

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No, I know

"No, I know"

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but we canceled it because...

"but we canceled it because..."

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I can't do this all on my own

"I can't do this all on my own"

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Yeah, that's why we don't have sex much.

"Yeah, that's why we don't have sex much."

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You got that, missy?

"You got that, missy?"

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