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Clips from Scrubs - My New Role (S08E08)

Nice office. I just have to hang this.

"Nice office. I just have to hang this."

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- Good night, Carla. Good night, Elliot. - Good night.

"- Good night, Carla. Good night, Elliot. - Good night."

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Dr. Cox.

"Dr. Cox."

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Look, I want to thank you for listening to me about Mr. Vaughn.

"Look, I want to thank you for listening to me about Mr. Vaughn."

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Chariot

"Chariot"

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Coming for to carry me home

"Coming for to carry me home"

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Oh, hey, Dr. Wells. How's it going?

"Oh, hey, Dr. Wells. How's it going?"

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Dr. Dorian?

"Dr. Dorian?"

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It's inappropriate to interrupt an attending while he's hitting that.

"It's inappropriate to interrupt an attending while he's hitting that."

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Particularly while he's hitting it good.

"Particularly while he's hitting it good."

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J.D.: Turk and I used Katie as a messenger service.

"J.D.: Turk and I used Katie as a messenger service."

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Dr. Turk liked the drawing you had me take him.

"Dr. Turk liked the drawing you had me take him."

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He had never seen himself as a deep-sea diver before.

"He had never seen himself as a deep-sea diver before."

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"And here's a little something for your bottom."

""And here's a little something for your bottom.""

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if you wanted to go to the batting cages after work.

"if you wanted to go to the batting cages after work."

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Ooh. Barbara, can you please put Mrs. Newell

"Ooh. Barbara, can you please put Mrs. Newell"

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on 150 milligrams of Clindamycin?

"on 150 milligrams of Clindamycin?"

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Can't we use Azithromycin instead?

"Can't we use Azithromycin instead?"

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That way she only requires one dose instead of four

"That way she only requires one dose instead of four"

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and I won't have to be running around all day.

"and I won't have to be running around all day."

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- Interesting. - Interesting.

"- Interesting. - Interesting."

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Okay, I'm glad you guys didn't let this escalate.

"Okay, I'm glad you guys didn't let this escalate."

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Barbara was a semi-professional kick-boxer.

"Barbara was a semi-professional kick-boxer."

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I did not.

"I did not."

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Still, doctors decide all prescription orders and you know that.

"Still, doctors decide all prescription orders and you know that."

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Oh, my God, did she just kick that ceiling tile?

"Oh, my God, did she just kick that ceiling tile?"

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Yeah. She's really good.

"Yeah. She's really good."

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No problem. Just remember our deal. I bring the beer

"No problem. Just remember our deal. I bring the beer"

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and you don't tell anybody that we are now spending time together.

"and you don't tell anybody that we are now spending time together."

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You're the new Chief, I'm the old Chief. Who better to guide you through it?

"You're the new Chief, I'm the old Chief. Who better to guide you through it?"

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like I have my entire career.

"like I have my entire career."

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Well, you can kiss that idea goodbye.

"Well, you can kiss that idea goodbye."

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I spent so much time behind that desk dealing with red tape,

"I spent so much time behind that desk dealing with red tape,"

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my behind still has the imprint of the chair.

"my behind still has the imprint of the chair."

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You want to see? Since we're friends now,

"You want to see? Since we're friends now,"

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Bob, I saw it five years ago

"Bob, I saw it five years ago"

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and I am still recovering. Honest to God,

"and I am still recovering. Honest to God,"

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that you are going to spend most of your day trapped in that office.

"that you are going to spend most of your day trapped in that office."

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I believe that a yard should have trees, not gay little angel fountains.

"I believe that a yard should have trees, not gay little angel fountains."

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All right, I'm partial to the one with tiny wings and the flowers in her hair.

"All right, I'm partial to the one with tiny wings and the flowers in her hair."

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Dr. Turk wanted me to give you this.

"Dr. Turk wanted me to give you this."

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That better not be another stupid drawing.

"That better not be another stupid drawing."

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intra-operative beta-blockades to prevent post-operative complications.

"intra-operative beta-blockades to prevent post-operative complications."

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Look at me, I can't touch anything I love

"Look at me, I can't touch anything I love"

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- Okay. - All right, let me have it.

"- Okay. - All right, let me have it."

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I suppose that giant cake has nothing to do with me?

"I suppose that giant cake has nothing to do with me?"

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Please, just go ahead and do whatever it is you're gonna do

"Please, just go ahead and do whatever it is you're gonna do"

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That was actually pretty impressive there, Newbie. Thank you for that.

"That was actually pretty impressive there, Newbie. Thank you for that."

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Why are you playing bongos?

"Why are you playing bongos?"

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I just had to come see it for myself.

"I just had to come see it for myself."

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You are the Chief of Medicine.

"You are the Chief of Medicine."

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Ted!

"Ted!"

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Even when I had thigh reconstruction surgery.

"Even when I had thigh reconstruction surgery."

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Oh, yeah, that was gross.

"Oh, yeah, that was gross."

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So I hope you don't mind my barging in.

"So I hope you don't mind my barging in."

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You got to be kidding me. In fact, Ted,

"You got to be kidding me. In fact, Ted,"

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go ahead and put Carla on the "Always allowed in" list.

"go ahead and put Carla on the "Always allowed in" list."

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You got it.

"You got it."

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Too comfortable, Ted.

"Too comfortable, Ted."

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Thanks, sir. I need boundaries.

"Thanks, sir. I need boundaries."

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So, you have a list of who can and can't come in here?

"So, you have a list of who can and can't come in here?"

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There's the "Always allowed in" list, the "Sometimes allowed in" list,

"There's the "Always allowed in" list, the "Sometimes allowed in" list,"

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and the "Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever" list.

"and the "Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever" list."

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Dr. Dorian at your service.

"Dr. Dorian at your service."

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I tried to get a refund, but I lost my receipt.

"I tried to get a refund, but I lost my receipt."

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I was hoping you'd just say "fine."

"I was hoping you'd just say "fine.""

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Mr. Vaughn, how are you today, sir?

"Mr. Vaughn, how are you today, sir?"

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Mr. Vaughn has pneumonia.

"Mr. Vaughn has pneumonia."

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It's nice being with people for a change.

"It's nice being with people for a change."

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It's a photo of Sacred Heart when it first opened in 1884.

"It's a photo of Sacred Heart when it first opened in 1884."

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There's a hybrid in the parking lot.

"There's a hybrid in the parking lot."

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Somebody else's office.

"Somebody else's office."

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Are you trying to stop me from doing my job?

"Are you trying to stop me from doing my job?"

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How would you feel if I tried to stop you

"How would you feel if I tried to stop you"

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- Well, I got to go. - I'll go with you.

"- Well, I got to go. - I'll go with you."

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- Chiefs can do that? - I don't wanna stay in here all day.

"- Chiefs can do that? - I don't wanna stay in here all day."

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I wanna get out and see people, check on patients,

"I wanna get out and see people, check on patients,"

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maybe make an intern cry.

"maybe make an intern cry."

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Actually, Dr. Cox, you need to look over the JAYCO paperwork

"Actually, Dr. Cox, you need to look over the JAYCO paperwork"

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and these nursing home transfer requests.

"and these nursing home transfer requests."

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See you later.

"See you later."

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What are you doing there, Ted?

"What are you doing there, Ted?"

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It's not so bad.

"It's not so bad."

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- Is it? - I'm not gonna hug you, Ted.

"- Is it? - I'm not gonna hug you, Ted."

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Hey, Carla, next time you hang with Dr. Cox,

"Hey, Carla, next time you hang with Dr. Cox,"

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I'm married to a doctor, my best friend is a doctor.

"I'm married to a doctor, my best friend is a doctor."

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- Who's your best friend? - You are.

"- Who's your best friend? - You are."

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Elliot, you're not allowed to sing Swing Low, Sweet Chariot.

"Elliot, you're not allowed to sing Swing Low, Sweet Chariot."

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Sure, that's why.

"Sure, that's why."

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It's not that bad here, is it?

"It's not that bad here, is it?"

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You know what the MD at the end of this badge means?

"You know what the MD at the end of this badge means?"

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And sometimes, it's not even that subtle.

"And sometimes, it's not even that subtle."

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My post-op patient is still going in and out of consciousness.

"My post-op patient is still going in and out of consciousness."

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They're booting Mr. Vaughn.

"They're booting Mr. Vaughn."

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His insurance won't pay for him to stay here any longer.

"His insurance won't pay for him to stay here any longer."

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He lives all alone. He's not ready to take care of himself yet.

"He lives all alone. He's not ready to take care of himself yet."

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Mr. Vaughn is such a sweetie.

"Mr. Vaughn is such a sweetie."

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Don't you wish you could just bring him home and take care of him yourself?

"Don't you wish you could just bring him home and take care of him yourself?"

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And there we go.

"And there we go."

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Because, now you can see the back of it. See?

"Because, now you can see the back of it. See?"

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Hey, what's that off in the distance? A hospital of some sort?

"Hey, what's that off in the distance? A hospital of some sort?"

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It is a hospital. Never mind, it took off again.

"It is a hospital. Never mind, it took off again."

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Here it comes again. What's it want?

"Here it comes again. What's it want?"

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It's got Terry! Everyone run! You know. It's a game.

"It's got Terry! Everyone run! You know. It's a game."

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Hey there, new Chief!

"Hey there, new Chief!"

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I saw it. I'm a "Sometimes allowed."

"I saw it. I'm a "Sometimes allowed.""

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- Yeah, but... - Don't care, get out.

"- Yeah, but... - Don't care, get out."

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Actually, speaking of favors,

"Actually, speaking of favors,"

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Of course that's what you wanted.

"Of course that's what you wanted."

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The Board wants to know why you haven't submitted a new budget.

"The Board wants to know why you haven't submitted a new budget."

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I'll just come back another time.

"I'll just come back another time."

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Didn't you see your name on the "Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever" list?

"Didn't you see your name on the "Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever" list?"

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No, it's not on there.

"No, it's not on there."

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- Ted! - I'm on it.

"- Ted! - I'm on it."

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he could develop ARDS, he could relapse,

"he could develop ARDS, he could relapse,"

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even fall and break his hip. I need you to keep him here longer.

"even fall and break his hip. I need you to keep him here longer."

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Can't do it.

"Can't do it."

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The Board knows I pull strings for patients

"The Board knows I pull strings for patients"

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and they're all over my ass.

"and they're all over my ass."

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No. We are not cool.

"No. We are not cool."

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