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Clips from Silicon Valley - White Hat/Black Hat (S02E02)

"- Three comm... - Nope."
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"when we are done kicking the tar out of EndFrame"
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"and I make that fuck pile of Intersite money."
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"Am I right? Come on, shots."
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"No, of course not."
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"Okay. Yeah, sure. I'll just do one shot."
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"We are going to drink to re-billionizing."
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"To re-billionizing."
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"- To re-billionizing. - That's it."
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"Uh..."
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"we need to pay our lawyers..."
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"So, before you go, can you just write us another check please?"
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"is the worst thing I could do for you."
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"What? Why? How?"
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"Look what just happened."
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"and you clawed your way into a $15-million deal."
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"And when you win this bake-off,"
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"because I gave you no money,"
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"and I get my... third comma back..."
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"Put it right up high."
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"Come on! Don't leave me hanging."
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"That's it! That's how we do business."
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"Well, we haven't seen the platform yet,"
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"but we're planning on slipping Nucleus"
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"to influential tech journalists and bloggers."
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"Because, certainly, once they see Nucleus..."
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"Might it not be more innovative"
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"until the official roll out next January?"
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"Is everything okay with Nucleus?"
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"We are on schedule, yes?"
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"Gentlemen of the board, and Rachel,"
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"listen to me very carefully."
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"You want me to come back to Hooli?"
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"No way. It's too late."
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"I've accepted MIT's offer of tenure."
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"My wife, my children, and my mother"
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"are already back in Boston."
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"Yeah, you did not."
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"XYZ was beneath your talent."
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"Surely you felt it. I did."
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"But we can't wait for you. We need you now,"
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"guiding critical components of our core business."
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"Components like Nucleus."
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"You'll get the credit and the glory."
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"I mean, there's a chance no one will know"
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"I had anything to do with it at all."
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"Gentlemen, nothing else in the truck. Stop."
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"Who is done with transcode work flow? Me."
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"Because of the board, the scrum board."
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"- Oh, I get it. - Yeah."
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"Or just... I mean, not you."
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"I mean, you could... You are."
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"Uh... Also, thanks to everybody"
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"Go team."
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"Yeah, so, when we win it."
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"Whoa! Have you guys seen this?"
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"Seth, the network security guy from EndFrame,"
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"just changed his Linkedln status to "unemployed.""
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"Well, we never actually breached his security."
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"and went through the front door? So,"
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"He worked for EndFrame,"
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"Yeah. So by the transitive property,"
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"he is, therefore, also a piece of shit."
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"So his "piece of shit" status is reversed."
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"Okay, fine. So the transitive property may no longer apply,"
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"but the reflexive property states everything's equal to itself."
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"Okay, math aside,"
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"the point I'm trying to make here is"
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"we didn't actually break his code. Okay?"
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"And I kinda feel bad for the guy."
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"wondering where he screwed up."
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"and he'll never know that for the rest of his life."
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"He probably is just ripping his hair out somewhere."
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"I wish I could see that."
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"He's a piece of shit."
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"Monica?"
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"No, I was on my phone."
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"What if I told you there is an app on the market..."
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"Not now. No, you wait until you're inside. Okay?"
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"We haven't even gotten the bottle of water yet."
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"Head in. I'll meet you in there. I just..."
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"need to finish this call."
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"Sure. Cool with a "K.""
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"Okay."
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"Water."
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"What if I told you there is an app..."
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"Jian-Yang, this is the assistant."
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"We wait for the boss to pitch."
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"The lady who was smoking? You said no."
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"Sorry, sorry... Monica was smoking?"
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"- Cigarettes? - Cigarettes."
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"He's talking about this crack-addict prostitute"
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"Jian-Yang, what're you doing? This is Palo Alto."
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"People are lunatics about smoking here."
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"We don't enjoy all the freedoms that you have in China."
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"All right? Where people smoke all the time."
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"I don't smoke."
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"Expt for special occasions."
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"Wait, have you been smoking in my house?"
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"No. There's no special occasion ever happen in your house."
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"I've literally been tearing my own hair out."
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"I e-mailed Gilfoyle about a dozen times,"
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"Choking... A pair of balls. I... I get it."
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""Choke on my balls." It's like a rebus."
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"How the fuck did he get into my system?"
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"Fuck."
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"What if, hypothetically... uh..."
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"that left his login information on a Post-it,"
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"and a certain someone"
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"took it, and used that to get in?"
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"Are you saying Gilfoyle never penetrated my network?"
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"you weren't fired because of"
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"It wasn't my fault?"
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"Oh, my God. You know what?"
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"I'm glad I came here."
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"I think it's good just to get everything out in the open."
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"That piece of shit!"
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"Gilfoyle kept taunting me and taunting me."
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"- What're you doing? No... - Hello, Gilfoyle?"
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"- It's Seth. - Don't mention me or..."
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