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Clips from The Simpsons - Sideshow Bob Roberts (S06E06)

"Well, despite Bart's objections, the people of South Africa..."
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"...can now vote in free democratic elections."
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"Moe, I think he meant through nonviolent, grassroots political action."
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"Oh, Jeez. Really? You think so?"
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"All right, give them back. Come on. Everybody, give them back."
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"Hey. Hey! Who pulled the pin on this one?"
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"...let no one say I don't also blow."
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"Free Bob!"
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"By special order of the mayor of Springfield..."
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"Congratulations, Robert Underdunk Terwilliger."
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"Hail, brothers."
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"A true leader who will do exactly as he's told."
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"Nice. Very nice."
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"- What did it say? - No, no. Bob. Bob, come in."
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"There is to be no wising off..."
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"...no face-making and no grass-eating. This means you, Ralph."
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"Friends, my opponent, Joe Quimby, is confused about your school system."
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"Sometimes he doesn't know whether he's coming or going."
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"He wants to sell your future short."
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"Bart, we can't let Bob steal the spotlight."
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"We'll have to stoop to the lowest common denominator."
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"I can do that."
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"...are the most important natural resource we have."
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"More important than coal?"
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"We wouldn't have a tire yard Or a mid-sized roller rink"
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"We wouldn't have our gallows Or a shiny Bigfoot trap"
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"It's not the mayor's fault That the stadium collapsed"
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"Quimby. If you were running for mayor, he'd vote for you."
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"Hey, four-eyes, vote Quimby. Hey, beard-o, vote Quimby."
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"This time, he's the lesser of two evils."
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"Yeah, yeah, I love Grimby."
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"Could I have some more bumper stickers, please, dude?"
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"The mummy's ready for his mystical journey."
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"What's happening?"
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"That Quimby fella promised to build us a Matlock Expressway."
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"How you gonna top that, smart guy?"
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"...I will spend the remainder of this afternoon..."
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"...patiently listening to your interminable anecdotes."
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"Hot diggety damn. Me first!"
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"Not many people know I owned the first radio in Springfield."
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"Weren't much on the air then."
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""A," he'd say."
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"Then "B.""
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""C" would usually follow."
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"Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor."
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"The League of Uninformed Voters presents the Springfield mayoral debates."
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"I'm your moderator, Larry King. Now a word to our audience."
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"Even though we're being broadcast on Fox..."
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"...there's no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering."
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"I shouldn't have shaken hands with those old people."
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"Don't worry. He's taken a million of these capsules."
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"Sideshow Bob, Councilman Les Wynan..."
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"...says that you're not experienced enough to be mayor."
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"Mayor Quimby, you are well known, sir, for your lenient stance on crime."
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"But suppose for a second that your house was ransacked by thugs..."
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"...your family tied up in the basement with socks in their mouths."
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"You try to open the door, but there's too much blood on the knob."
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"- What is your question? - My question's about the budget."
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"I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy..."
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"Well, he framed me for armed robbery..."
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"...but, man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut."
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"And the results are in. For Sideshow Bob, 100 percent."
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"And we remind you, there is a 1-percent margin of error."
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"All right, let's go live to Bob headquarters now..."
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"And just look how happy he is."
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"It's the rapture!"
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"Quick, get Bart out of the house before God comes."
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"So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction..."
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"Homer, we've got to stop them."
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"I know what you're up to, Mayor Terwigager..."
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"...and no one in my family's gonna stand for it."
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"Move your goddurn house, son."
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"You mean I have to repeat the fourth grade?"
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"Kindergarten?"
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"Now, boys and girls, who knows what this is?"
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"- Triangle. - Very good, Bart."
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"You have first choice of toys for free play."
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"Here you go. The results of last month's mayor election."
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"I thought this was a secret ballot."
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"Okay, Aaron A. Aaronson voted for..."
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"...Bob."
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"Aaron L. Aaronson voted for..."
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"...Bob."
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"This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein."
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"Except their dad wasn't waiting in the car reading Archie Comics."
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"Hey, Mr. Smithers!"
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"I've never gone behind Mr. Burns' back before..."
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"All I can do is give you one name. Edgar Neubauer."
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"No Edgar Neubauer."
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"This is hopeless. They're gonna demolish our house for sure."
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"But Dad can't afford 6 dollars a night."
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"Hey. Lis. Lis, come here. I found him."
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"Oh, my God. The dead have risen, and they're voting Republican."
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"No, Bart. Don't you see? Dead people can't vote."
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"Look, "Prudence Goodwyfe. Died, 1641.""
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"Even the pet cemetery voted for Bob."
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"Look. Mr. And Mrs. Bananas, Humphrey Boa-gart."
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"Oh, my poor dead kitty, please, not you too."
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"Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?"
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"Kids, help."
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"We want these children to feel justice has been served."
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"...to lower taxes, brutalize criminals and rule you like a king."
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"That's why I did this. To protect you from yourselves."
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"Now, if you don't mind, I have a city to run."
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"Bart, we did it. Now we get to keep our house..."
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"...and you get to go back to the fourth grade."
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"- The spoon, Bart. - Of course."
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"- Say, Terwilliger's a Yalie. - Bob, come along."
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"We need an eighth to row against the Princeton alums."
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"Princeton?"
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"KBBL talk radio. Now Springfield's favorite conservative..."
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"Now, as a special sendoff and a way to say..."
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"Kudos for bringing the "public" back to the Republican Party."
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"Sideshow Bob used to be Krusty the Clown's sidekick."
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"Myopic or, to say the least, intransigent."
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"I agree. I like the human touch."
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"- Yes, sir. - Hello, children."
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"No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party..."
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"Paid for by the Mayor Quimby Committee."
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"All right."
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