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Clips from The Simpsons - Sideshow Bob Roberts (S06E06)

"Just Edison reciting the alphabet over and over."
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"Sir, what do you have to say about that?"
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"- There's no Councilman Les Wynan. - Good line, though."
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"Stuck-up Riverdale punks. Think they're too good for me."
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"You're on the right track. Follow the names."
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"How the hell do you know?"
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"I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the campaign."
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"Well, you might as well give me a ride home now."
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"Very well, if that is the way the winds are blowing..."
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"Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby?"
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"Find him, and you'll find your answer."
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"Someday, when I find my way out of this savage, roach-ridden cesspool."
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"...on one spiky-haired little simpleton."
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"But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes..."
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"I'd say that Les Wynan ought to do more thinking and less whining."
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"Arthur B. Ablabab voted for..."
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"- Bailiffs, place the mayor under arrest. - What? Oh, yes, all that stuff I did."
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"...Bob."
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"So, my friends, let's just junk those dumb-o-crats..."
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"...ladies and gentlemen, Birch Barlow."
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"Well, you see, Birch, I'm presently incarcerated."
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"Oh, that was a big mistake, Bart."
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"Why, he's even better."
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"I like talking to you."
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"Well, Bart, Lisa, here I am."
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"Stroke. Stroke."
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"If we hope to defeat Joe Quimby..."
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"At that time, we will blow up your house and any remaining Simpsons."
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"Sideshow Bob Roberts"
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"...and their bleeding-heart smell-fare program."
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"Well, how's this? I'll not only build the expressway..."
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"For Joe Quimby, 1 percent."
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"Bart, by special request of the mayor's office, you are going to be left back."
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"Whoever wrote that note wants to meet us here tonight?"
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"...and another convicted felon would get so few."
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"...conflict with my choice of lifestyle."
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"...but Sideshow Bob's ultra-conservative views..."
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"Hey. He did try to kill me."
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"But deep down inside, you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican..."
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"All right, Bob, now it's personal."
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"I can't believe a convicted felon would get so many votes..."
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"Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic."
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"I don't think Bob won that election legally."
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"- But why? - Because you need me, Springfield."
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"We're gonna lose our house and end up living under a bridge like common trolls."
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"I have a plan. I think we can trap him."
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"Here, just look at these. Each one a work of Machiavellian art."
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"You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're innocent."
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"And I have the records to prove it."
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"- Indeed, I am. - Because we all know..."
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"Only I could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud."
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"...you're a naive pawn, puppet, if you will..."
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"- Will you get to the point? - Yes."
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"...of the most diabolical political genius Springfield has ever known:"
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"I deride your truth-handling abilities."
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"Birchibald T. Barlow!"
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"You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you."
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"Wait..."
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"- We want the truth. - You want the truth?"
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"You don't have the intelligence to rig an election by yourself, do you?"
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"- You were just Barlow's lackey. - You were Ronnie to his Nancy."
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"There. Is that what you want, you smarmy little bastards?"
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"- Sonny to his Cher. - Ringo to his rest of the Beatles."
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"Enough! Lies, lies! I did it! I did it all!"
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