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Clips from 30 Rock - Brooklyn Without Limits (S05E05)

"'Tastic. Shall I put the pants you had on in with the jeans?"
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"Burn them!"
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"I'm sorry I was late this morning, sir."
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"Quiet!"
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"Why are they talking about that woman?"
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"... making political hay out of the wheatfield"
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"that is the NB C-Kable Town merger..."
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"Who wrote this? Jared, honestly?"
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"I don't trust their executive leadership."
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"an auxiliary button on their remote."
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"What is that for? It just makes the screen go blue.""
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"about the merger?"
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"It's not your fault nobody watched"
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""America's Next Top Black Guy"."
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"Bookman amping up the rhetoric in a tight race."
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"Polls have her in a dead heat"
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"with out-of-nowhere challenger Steven Austin."
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"holding a gun to my head."
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"Jonathan, get her opponent in here."
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"- 'Zing leg-tubes, Liz! - Vunderhinder!"
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"It's a very cool store with locations in Gaytown, White Harlem,"
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"And they don't just look great. See the tag?"
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"Because BWL is all about fair trade and local artisans"
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"for all the times I took a long, hot shower because I was bored."
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"Make that all three of us!"
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"Oh, and look at this."
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"and I "just learned" about "air-quotes"."
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"for 20 hours."
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"- I know this is difficult for you... - I'm fine."
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"Well, if you're okay talking about it, I need your help."
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"These reporters want to come do a story on me."
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"the Hollywood Foreign Press Association."
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"- Huffpah? - Yeah."
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"the second most important awards in Hollywood"
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"after the People's Choice Awards!"
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"You could have a special screening for them, host a luncheon,"
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"and when the time is right..."
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"No, Tracy. You could try to bribe them."
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"I mean, a Golden Globe is a stepping stone to an Oscar."
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"How bad do you want it?"
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"You're asking me?"
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"Actually, I go by Steve Austin."
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"But I see that you're not affiliated with the Republican party."
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"The party system's broken, Jack. I don't believe in parties."
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"because Americans are fed up with the status quo."
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"They're tired of the direction this country's heading in."
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"- I like what I'm hearing, Steve. - Then you'll love the sound of this!"
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"- Goo-goo, ga-ga, Jack. - What's that?"
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"The theme of my campaign. "Renaissance" means "rebirth"."
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"I want to usher in the rebirth of this country."
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"That's why the theme of all my campaign commercials is,"
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"We need to start over and return to what made our nation great."
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"My name is Steve Austin,"
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"I will clean up Washington"
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"like it's the bathroom of a paintball facility."
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"And if you're blind, I am the wrestler!"
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"Right. I like a lot of what you're saying, Steve."
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"But before I throw my support behind you,"
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"I do have a litmus test."
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"- Okay. Can I take that in two weeks? - No, it's just questions."
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"What do you think the role of government should be?"
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"Limited. I believe in small government."
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"If it works in Antarctica, why can't it work here?"
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"But if we have to have a government, make it as small as possible."
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"Let's cut to the chase."
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"I need you to assure me"
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"you would never allow the government"
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"to interfere with the sale of one company to another."
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"What happens inside a man's own rain poncho"
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"Well, Steve, we should stop talking before I change my mind."
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"But I do want to host a fundraiser for you."
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"So give me a couple of days to put it together."
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"I need to know that you believe in my message, Jack."
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"Take the rattle."
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"What's going on here?"
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"I'm helping Tracy plan for a Golden Globes event tomorrow."
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"Kenneth is our human sushi platter,"
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"and I'm doing a dry run so everything will be perfect."
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"during a Hill People rampage."
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"On the day, Kenneth's mouth will be filled with wasabi"
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"I should get a chafing dish and fill it with my underwear"
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"in case some Saudi guys show up."
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"You, the person who is still jealous of the attention Baby Jessica got,"
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"And he's going to do that? That's awful."
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"They tell me how much to care about different dead people."
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"If they could be bribed, I would have won a Golden Globe"
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"for my Lifetime original movie "Sister, Can You Spare a Breast?""
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"Just like I did to my niece"
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"You know what? You and Tracy deserve each other."
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"I don't know which of you to be more disappointed in."
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"Lemon, those jeans make you look like a Mexican sports reporter!"
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"Hi, do I know you from outside the bagel store?"
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"where I am the President of the United States."
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"Steve Austin, Rhode Island's independent candidate for Congress."
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"The rebirth of America starts now."
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"I'm actually working with Steve's campaign,"
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"and I would like you to produce a biographical video"
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"Oh, my God! I got a Zappos box coming today,"
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"and there's nobody there to pick it up"
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"because my wife left me for my twin brother."
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"Yeah, okay. You don't have a cell phone?"
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"I walk around all day with a CIA tracking device in my pocket."
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"Okay, that guy is bananas."
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"Obviously he should not be in Congress. What are you doing?"
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"Uh-huh. So you're putting one more nut job..."
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"in Washington so you can advance your career?"
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"What is going on today?"
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"Has everyone lost their moral compass?"
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"You're being awfully high and mighty"
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"for someone who once claimed her husband drowned"
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"so she could get out of a gym contract."
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"The whole KableTown deal is resting on this,"
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"and Austin is pro-business."
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"Please, Lemon. You work for General Electric."
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"And I live like a cowboy by buying quality, locally-made jeans."
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"Also by eating beans out of a can, due to impatience."
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"You're on your own here, partner."
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"But, hey, it's not all bad, 'cause you get to watch me walk away."
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"We've heard complaints about the sushi platter moving,"
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"and we're working on it."
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