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Clips from Scrubs - My Full Moon (S08E08)

Robyn, you're a zombie.

"Robyn, you're a zombie."

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Hmm. Patient also grumpy and not responding to classic comedy.

"Hmm. Patient also grumpy and not responding to classic comedy."

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It's just a little hard to find the funny when you're 32, single and balding.

"It's just a little hard to find the funny when you're 32, single and balding."

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Look, we're going to figure this out, okay?

"Look, we're going to figure this out, okay?"

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And you don't worry, if you need me, I will be here all night.

"And you don't worry, if you need me, I will be here all night."

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Yeah, I'm the on-call surgical attending.

"Yeah, I'm the on-call surgical attending."

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I kind of signed up because J.D. Was supposed to be working with me.

"I kind of signed up because J.D. Was supposed to be working with me."

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You know what, it's not important.

"You know what, it's not important."

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Oh! No, no, no, no, no. Finish your thought.

"Oh! No, no, no, no, no. Finish your thought."

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That's impossible, because he and I swore to each other

"That's impossible, because he and I swore to each other"

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I want you to tell me he's not at Disneyland right now,

"I want you to tell me he's not at Disneyland right now,"

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- can you tell me that? - No.

"- can you tell me that? - No."

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You know what? Adults move on, and that's what I'm doing right now.

"You know what? Adults move on, and that's what I'm doing right now."

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- Okay, I was thinking... - I can't do it, Elliot!

"- Okay, I was thinking... - I can't do it, Elliot!"

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You know, I tried. I tried, but it hurts too bad.

"You know, I tried. I tried, but it hurts too bad."

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It hurts me deep right here. It hurts me. I can feel it in my chest!

"It hurts me deep right here. It hurts me. I can feel it in my chest!"

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They got roller coasters that roller coaster in the dark, okay?

"They got roller coasters that roller coaster in the dark, okay?"

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You don't know where the turns are coming from.

"You don't know where the turns are coming from."

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and it's a ride! A ride with Nemo.

"and it's a ride! A ride with Nemo."

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My co-pilot here is a blubbering man-child

"My co-pilot here is a blubbering man-child"

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and the interns have been here just long enough

"and the interns have been here just long enough"

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that they think they know what they're doing.

"that they think they know what they're doing."

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Okay, I'm not going to get mad because you're new.

"Okay, I'm not going to get mad because you're new."

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But I'm kind of the high-fiver around here.

"But I'm kind of the high-fiver around here."

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From now on, you're only allowed to high-five when I'm not here.

"From now on, you're only allowed to high-five when I'm not here."

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Now get the hell out of here.

"Now get the hell out of here."

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Make sure you do.

"Make sure you do."

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Yeah, that's my surgical intern.

"Yeah, that's my surgical intern."

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Means it's gonna get fricking crazy up in here.

"Means it's gonna get fricking crazy up in here."

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I'm talking nightmares that you cannot un-see.

"I'm talking nightmares that you cannot un-see."

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During my first full-moon shift, psych patient, Tony Belmont,

"During my first full-moon shift, psych patient, Tony Belmont,"

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bit off his own tongue and threw it at me.

"bit off his own tongue and threw it at me."

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Later that night, we heard a sound coming from in there.

"Later that night, we heard a sound coming from in there."

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Yes! Nailed them. Give it up.

"Yes! Nailed them. Give it up."

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Guys, high-fiving?

"Guys, high-fiving?"

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I feel like I've been more than clear about this.

"I feel like I've been more than clear about this."

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You're my friends, so I hope not.

"You're my friends, so I hope not."

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"I'm sorry" five?

""I'm sorry" five?"

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- Still. - Still.

"- Still. - Still."

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All right, Robyn, here's the deal. The last time you were here

"All right, Robyn, here's the deal. The last time you were here"

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all your health issues were from malnourishment.

"all your health issues were from malnourishment."

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And now, a year later,

"And now, a year later,"

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you're nine pounds lighter than you were at your lowest weight.

"you're nine pounds lighter than you were at your lowest weight."

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But you know what's weird? I really have been eating.

"But you know what's weird? I really have been eating."

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Okay. I'm going to have you talk to a specialist named Dr. Paulson.

"Okay. I'm going to have you talk to a specialist named Dr. Paulson."

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Why are you having her talk to the staff shrink?

"Why are you having her talk to the staff shrink?"

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You know, I have a complicated psychological issue, too.

"You know, I have a complicated psychological issue, too."

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And since you said it's impossible for you to go "number two"

"And since you said it's impossible for you to go "number two""

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Excuse me?

"Excuse me?"

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- I don't do that. - Women fart.

"- I don't do that. - Women fart."

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It's only 8:30, we already have 10 new admissions,

"It's only 8:30, we already have 10 new admissions,"

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so let's stay sharp.

"so let's stay sharp."

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Remember, nights like this are why you got into medicine.

"Remember, nights like this are why you got into medicine."

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Sunny, I'm gonna need you to get the lady in bed six to fart.

"Sunny, I'm gonna need you to get the lady in bed six to fart."

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- I'm on it. - Why don't you just pull her finger?

"- I'm on it. - Why don't you just pull her finger?"

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Howie, did you just make a joke?

"Howie, did you just make a joke?"

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Good for you.

"Good for you."

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He poisoned himself. We need to know what he took. Go.

"He poisoned himself. We need to know what he took. Go."

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Gone.

"Gone."

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Hey, my pneumonia patient, Mrs. Emmitt,

"Hey, my pneumonia patient, Mrs. Emmitt,"

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"Crapload" really isn't a technical term.

""Crapload" really isn't a technical term."

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Is she being sassy? Because I love it.

"Is she being sassy? Because I love it."

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Why, Elliot? I just forgot about it.

"Why, Elliot? I just forgot about it."

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Oh!

"Oh!"

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Derek, can you get Denise's patient a thoracentesis

"Derek, can you get Denise's patient a thoracentesis"

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Surgery to the rescue. You are welcome.

"Surgery to the rescue. You are welcome."

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I'd be careful, the guy you're in love with is a douche.

"I'd be careful, the guy you're in love with is a douche."

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- Where's Katie? - Dr. Turk,

"- Where's Katie? - Dr. Turk,"

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I've been doing post-op on your hand surgery patient, Mr. Gold.

"I've been doing post-op on your hand surgery patient, Mr. Gold."

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He says he can't feel anything in his arms from his elbows up.

"He says he can't feel anything in his arms from his elbows up."

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and I think it's either radiculopathy or a brachial plexus injury.

"and I think it's either radiculopathy or a brachial plexus injury."

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You see his bandages?

"You see his bandages?"

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Hi, Mr. Gold, can you do me a favor and stop chewing on your hands?

"Hi, Mr. Gold, can you do me a favor and stop chewing on your hands?"

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I mean, all symptoms point to it.

"I mean, all symptoms point to it."

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Well, who are you going to believe, me or that stupid chart?

"Well, who are you going to believe, me or that stupid chart?"

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Robyn, I'm a doctor. We believe everything on the charts.

"Robyn, I'm a doctor. We believe everything on the charts."

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That's why I write "Elliot has a slamming tushie"

"That's why I write "Elliot has a slamming tushie""

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on every single one. See? Right here.

"on every single one. See? Right here."

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Okay. I keep making jokes at all the wrong times, don't I?

"Okay. I keep making jokes at all the wrong times, don't I?"

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It's only hard because it isn't true. I've been eating.

"It's only hard because it isn't true. I've been eating."

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But you've already made up your mind, haven't you?

"But you've already made up your mind, haven't you?"

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Mrs. Powell, it's not your fault you don't want to pass gas.

"Mrs. Powell, it's not your fault you don't want to pass gas."

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There's no shame for them.

"There's no shame for them."

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But if a girl lets out even a little squeaker, she's a freak.

"But if a girl lets out even a little squeaker, she's a freak."

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Let's do it together on the count of three.

"Let's do it together on the count of three."

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One, two, three.

"One, two, three."

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Oh! You didn't do it.

"Oh! You didn't do it."

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Neither did you.

"Neither did you."

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"Elliot has a slamming tushie" on it.

""Elliot has a slamming tushie" on it."

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Much better. Now, Mr. Swick. Nope, look, this one's got it, too.

"Much better. Now, Mr. Swick. Nope, look, this one's got it, too."

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Is her butt that nice?

"Is her butt that nice?"

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It's okay for a white chick.

"It's okay for a white chick."

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and you look exactly like him, but you're not him.

"and you look exactly like him, but you're not him."

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Basically, it means he thinks everyone in his life

"Basically, it means he thinks everyone in his life"

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has been replaced by an identical impostor.

"has been replaced by an identical impostor."

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That's wicked cool.

"That's wicked cool."

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you know, so he doesn't die.

"you know, so he doesn't die."

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Yeah. Fine.

"Yeah. Fine."

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It's hard to believe that we were interns eight years ago, you know?

"It's hard to believe that we were interns eight years ago, you know?"

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What?

"What?"

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Oh! Sorry, my patient, Robyn, sort of got into my head,

"Oh! Sorry, my patient, Robyn, sort of got into my head,"

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so I'm just looking over her case history.

"so I'm just looking over her case history."

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I'm gonna just continue my conversation.

"I'm gonna just continue my conversation."

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Maybe I just wanna believe her.

"Maybe I just wanna believe her."

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Okay, Mrs. Emmitt, there's going to be a little discomfort from the needle,

"Okay, Mrs. Emmitt, there's going to be a little discomfort from the needle,"

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but not too much. Prepare to witness perfection.

"but not too much. Prepare to witness perfection."

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Mr. Swick, I want to commend you for not disclosing

"Mr. Swick, I want to commend you for not disclosing"

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you were actually talking to my imposter.

"you were actually talking to my imposter."

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I knew it!

"I knew it!"

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And I'm impressed 'cause the differences are subtle.

"And I'm impressed 'cause the differences are subtle."

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You see, his voice sounds like this. And my voice sounds like this.

"You see, his voice sounds like this. And my voice sounds like this."

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Yes! I tricked his ass! Someone give me some!

"Yes! I tricked his ass! Someone give me some!"

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Look, I came from home because I couldn't sleep.

"Look, I came from home because I couldn't sleep."

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with you giving high-fives, even when I'm not here.

"with you giving high-fives, even when I'm not here."

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But I just totally nailed a diagnosis.

"But I just totally nailed a diagnosis."

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about who or what I nailed tonight should tell you how serious I am.

"about who or what I nailed tonight should tell you how serious I am."

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You know what? I'm spending so much time

"You know what? I'm spending so much time"

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focusing on Robyn's past that I'm prejudicing myself.

"focusing on Robyn's past that I'm prejudicing myself."

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"Young woman who has undergone a drastic weight loss

""Young woman who has undergone a drastic weight loss"

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"even though she says she's been eating,"

""even though she says she's been eating,""

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