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Clips from Scrubs - My Full Moon (S08E08)

"- But it works. - I said no. He's human."
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"- Do we got blast-off yet? - Nothing yet."
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"Give me some good news, man. I need a win."
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"- There we go. - Boo-yah."
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"But I'm getting some bubbles coming out with the fluid."
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"Mrs. Emmitt, I'm gonna need you to hold still."
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"You might have a collapsed lung."
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"because you're the greatest doctor in the world."
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"The troops are one for four. How's it going over here?"
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"Not great. Robyn is HIV positive."
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"Elliot, maybe it won't be so bad."
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"You know, we made a lot of headway with HIV."
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"It's not a death sentence anymore."
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"Check out Mr. Maller over here. He found out he was HIV positive today."
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"All right, admittedly, he's not psyched about that,"
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"I heard somebody say it and I thought it was kind of cool."
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"- Do the Hivvie - Do the Hivvie"
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"Break it down."
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"- Do the Hivvie - Do the Hivvie"
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"There it is. Do the..."
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"Okay."
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"Mrs. Emmitt, we can't drain the fluid in your chest"
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"How did I get a collapsed lung?"
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"That happened when I tried to drain the fluid. I'm sorry."
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"I want the procedure to be done by a real doctor."
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"So how long is it before you become a real doctor? Is it soon?"
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"Mrs. Powell, when I was a kid,"
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"my mom used to tell me that farts were demons"
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"But let me tell you the real issue here."
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"We need to get you out of here,"
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"I'm so sorry we have to strap your arms down."
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"Please know I'm just trying to help."
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"Hey, Katie."
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"Looks like someone got her first face-spitting."
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"See, there's lots of things to hate about being a doctor."
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"but guys do, it's unfair."
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"Plus, malpractice insurance, bad hours..."
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"Yeah, but at least you guys in medicine get to figure stuff out."
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"Surgeons, all we do is cut and sew."
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"Sometimes I feel like a glorified mechanic."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, the spleen's shot to hell. I'm gonna have to remove it."
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"but you're just gonna be back here in a couple months."
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"To be honest with you, I ain't too great with those Japanese models."
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"If you're going to fantasize like J.D.,"
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"you have to talk like him when you come out of it."
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"I'd look good in it. In a jumpsuit."
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"- Better. - Thank you."
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"I got to tell you what else I don't like about being a doctor. The patients."
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"I mean, sometimes they're great."
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"There was a guy in here before pretending to be you,"
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"I think the only way I got through my first year here"
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"You know how you found Carla and I found J. D?"
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"if you and I had found each other?"
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"You could start by smacking it."
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"And secondly, if we were in a committed relationship,"
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"I'd have gained, like, 30 to 40 pounds for you."
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"- Really? - No."
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"That whole pathetic, no self-esteem thing you have going on right now?"
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"'cause I was kind of a heavy kid."
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"- How heavy? - 260."
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"Oh! God."
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"You know, we're acting all nostalgic, but we're barely in our thirties."
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"I mean, we could still do anything we want with our lives."
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"I may have given him a little slap."
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"- Dr. Turk! It's done! - Yeah."
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"What did it smell like?"
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"Good job."
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"I'm HIV positive?"
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"Wow, that's a huge victory for me."
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"- The what? - I'm sorry."
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"Forget it, I'm just really nervous."
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"So I should just stay positive?"
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"Because even though I really want to get married and have kids,"
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"No."
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"Don't try to make this okay."
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"This is not okay."
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"This is the worst thing that's ever going to happen to me"
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"in my entire life, and you're here to see it."
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"So, you need to find a way to handle it better."
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"Okay. Do you want me to shut up?"
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"No."
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"And hardly enough to get it right"
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"- Nowhere. We weren't anywhere. - Nowhere. Around."
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"What smells?"
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"They have no idea what's ahead of them."
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"about whether you and I would always be doctors."
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"Thank you."
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"or even teaching."
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"All right, Derek, the trick to this"
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"And like so. You wanna get it for me?"
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"But as for me?"
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"when I give them crappy news. I hold on to that forever."
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"You're a surgeon, you occasionally get to fix people."
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"I'd have to say, "I don't know.""
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"I'm a doctor now. I will be tomorrow."
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"But I can tell you that if I'm ever lucky enough to get married,"
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"But how am I supposed to express my joy?"
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"I'd tell you to do the low arm-pump, but Dr. Fordham owns that."
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"Here's the coffee you wanted."
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"Yeah!"
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"Deb, relax. It's just coffee."
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"Don't tell her there's donuts in the break room."
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"that we would go for our 40th birthday together."
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"We totally saved that patient's life up there."
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"Cancer's our bitch."
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""Are we clear" five?"
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"You may hit that because I'm instigating."
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"- You know what we should do? - Hmm?"
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"It won't happen again, Todd. Promise."
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"I'm no Superman"
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"I'm no Superman"
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"I feel you, sister."
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"'Cause I have a wife and a daughter and they both fart."
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"Okay, guys, the full moon is upon us."
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"Fine. "Bucketload.""
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"More than Space Mountain?"
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"He's lying. Patients do that. Katie, a word, please?"
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"Look, that man is homeless and not all there."
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"Look, I know that this is hard..."
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