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Clips from Scrubs - My Full Moon (S08E08)

Point taken.

"Point taken."

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- So you're working tonight, too? - Yeah.

"- So you're working tonight, too? - Yeah."

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I'm covering for him. He and Sam went on a little trip to...

"I'm covering for him. He and Sam went on a little trip to..."

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I didn't want to be the one to tell you this.

"I didn't want to be the one to tell you this."

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Kim had a medical conference in Anaheim,

"Kim had a medical conference in Anaheim,"

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that since neither one of us has ever been to Disneyland,

"that since neither one of us has ever been to Disneyland,"

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What do you want me to say?

"What do you want me to say?"

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That man went to Disneyland without me.

"That man went to Disneyland without me."

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Okay, tonight's going to be great.

"Okay, tonight's going to be great."

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Dr. Turk. I put that central line on Mr. Phelphs for you.

"Dr. Turk. I put that central line on Mr. Phelphs for you."

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can you make it something that's a challenge?

"can you make it something that's a challenge?"

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Okay, next time I'll...

"Okay, next time I'll..."

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Full moon tonight, guys. You wanna know what that means?

"Full moon tonight, guys. You wanna know what that means?"

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Buckle up for some nasty stuff.

"Buckle up for some nasty stuff."

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We couldn't re-attach the sucker, so I tossed it into that very Hazmat bin.

"We couldn't re-attach the sucker, so I tossed it into that very Hazmat bin."

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So we open up the lid very, very slowly,

"So we open up the lid very, very slowly,"

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and inside is Mr. Belmont holding his own tongue.

"and inside is Mr. Belmont holding his own tongue."

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Do you want to know what he said to me?

"Do you want to know what he said to me?"

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He said...

"He said..."

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He's on his way.

"He's on his way."

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however, I can't discharge you until I'm sure your pipes are working.

"however, I can't discharge you until I'm sure your pipes are working."

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outside of your house due to the fact that you're a nervous poo-er...

"outside of your house due to the fact that you're a nervous poo-er..."

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I'm gonna have to ask you to pass gas.

"I'm gonna have to ask you to pass gas."

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You know.

"You know."

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And she farts and I've smelled it before.

"And she farts and I've smelled it before."

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- Sorry. I'm sorry. Turk. Enough. - Smells like hotdogs.

"- Sorry. I'm sorry. Turk. Enough. - Smells like hotdogs."

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I did, and it felt great.

"I did, and it felt great."

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And as a reward for the effort, you get the gentleman in bed three.

"And as a reward for the effort, you get the gentleman in bed three."

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and get that fluid out of there?

"and get that fluid out of there?"

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Aw! That's adorable. You have a crush on yourself.

"Aw! That's adorable. You have a crush on yourself."

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Now, I've been doing research for hours

"Now, I've been doing research for hours"

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Or...

"Or..."

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Ow!

"Ow!"

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I'm probably gonna have to strap him down.

"I'm probably gonna have to strap him down."

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I can find another way to make him stop.

"I can find another way to make him stop."

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Suit yourself. If he messes up my handiwork, it's on you.

"Suit yourself. If he messes up my handiwork, it's on you."

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Pass.

"Pass."

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I had to talk to that shrink for an hour. Dr. Reid, I am not anorexic.

"I had to talk to that shrink for an hour. Dr. Reid, I am not anorexic."

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You've lost weight, you're anemic, your pre-albumin is low.

"You've lost weight, you're anemic, your pre-albumin is low."

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It's society's.

"It's society's."

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I mean, guys have always been allowed to do it.

"I mean, guys have always been allowed to do it."

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So, come on, for women everywhere.

"So, come on, for women everywhere."

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There's people around.

"There's people around."

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Hi, Mr. Swick. I'm Dr. Gelder. You know what?

"Hi, Mr. Swick. I'm Dr. Gelder. You know what?"

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Now, I want you to tell me how you poisoned yourself.

"Now, I want you to tell me how you poisoned yourself."

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Because you're not my doctor. You may sound like him,

"Because you're not my doctor. You may sound like him,"

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So, the staff shrink says that Mr. Swick has Capgras Syndrome.

"So, the staff shrink says that Mr. Swick has Capgras Syndrome."

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I know, dude!

"I know, dude!"

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If we sent the twins from radiology in there his brain would explode.

"If we sent the twins from radiology in there his brain would explode."

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But still, I think it's more important that we try and figure out what he ingested,

"But still, I think it's more important that we try and figure out what he ingested,"

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Hey, Katie. How's it going?

"Hey, Katie. How's it going?"

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Doing great over here.

"Doing great over here."

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All the signs point to anorexia.

"All the signs point to anorexia."

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I love being a doctor.

"I love being a doctor."

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You actually get to do things.

"You actually get to do things."

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Howie, I've decided I am not comfortable

"Howie, I've decided I am not comfortable"

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The fact that I'm not making a tremendous sex joke right now

"The fact that I'm not making a tremendous sex joke right now"

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well, I'd know exactly what to look for.

"well, I'd know exactly what to look for."

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You know it!

"You know it!"

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- Is that supposed to happen? - No.

"- Is that supposed to happen? - No."

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Step back, please. Thank you.

"Step back, please. Thank you."

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That sucks.

"That sucks."

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- Oh! - Yeah. Elliot, my point is,

"- Oh! - Yeah. Elliot, my point is,"

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maybe it won't be that hard telling Robyn she has the Hivvie.

"maybe it won't be that hard telling Robyn she has the Hivvie."

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Hivvie?

"Hivvie?"

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until we repair your collapsed lung.

"until we repair your collapsed lung."

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Back off, okay?

"Back off, okay?"

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No.

"No."

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that were crawling around in your belly, and if I ever let one out

"that were crawling around in your belly, and if I ever let one out"

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it would give my grandma cancer. So, I know what you're going through.

"it would give my grandma cancer. So, I know what you're going through."

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And since you just underwent surgery, you're very susceptible.

"And since you just underwent surgery, you're very susceptible."

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but we can't until you do it, so it's up to you.

"but we can't until you do it, so it's up to you."

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You know, you were like a detective with your HIV patient.

"You know, you were like a detective with your HIV patient."

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While I'm in there, I might as well get that gall-bladder, too.

"While I'm in there, I might as well get that gall-bladder, too."

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But sometimes, like you said, they just lie through their teeth.

"But sometimes, like you said, they just lie through their teeth."

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I need you to guzzle this Mucomyst

"I need you to guzzle this Mucomyst"

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to counteract the effects of the acetaminophen overdose.

"to counteract the effects of the acetaminophen overdose."

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It wasn't acetaminophen.

"It wasn't acetaminophen."

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so I lied to him to throw him off the trail.

"so I lied to him to throw him off the trail."

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Dude, you're killing me.

"Dude, you're killing me."

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was leaning on the people around me.

"was leaning on the people around me."

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Elliot, you're very cute. But your booty is really tiny.

"Elliot, you're very cute. But your booty is really tiny."

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I don't know what I would do with that thing.

"I don't know what I would do with that thing."

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I'm really vibing that. That's why I used to date fat guys.

"I'm really vibing that. That's why I used to date fat guys."

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You know, the reason why I work on my body so much now is

"You know, the reason why I work on my body so much now is"

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You think we'll both be doctors forever?

"You think we'll both be doctors forever?"

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Great. Here goes.

"Great. Here goes."

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Also, I got Mr. Swick to admit he actually ate fertilizer.

"Also, I got Mr. Swick to admit he actually ate fertilizer."

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How'd you do that?

"How'd you do that?"

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Just, with me being a guy, I have to ask this question.

"Just, with me being a guy, I have to ask this question."

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You were right, it's not anorexia.

"You were right, it's not anorexia."

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Look, the point is HIV is very treatable now.

"Look, the point is HIV is very treatable now."

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Okay, this does not have to ruin your life.

"Okay, this does not have to ruin your life."

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this will probably make it easier to find someone.

"this will probably make it easier to find someone."

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'Cause I get to handle it however I want.

"'Cause I get to handle it however I want."

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Hardly enough for all the trouble

"Hardly enough for all the trouble"

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Here. Sorry about that guy spitting in your face.

"Here. Sorry about that guy spitting in your face."

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You smell horrible.

"You smell horrible."

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I showered three times and I can't get Mrs. Powell's stink off me.

"I showered three times and I can't get Mrs. Powell's stink off me."

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It's in my hair.

"It's in my hair."

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You know, I never answered your question earlier,

"You know, I never answered your question earlier,"

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You have this amazing ability to find joy in everything you do.

"You have this amazing ability to find joy in everything you do."

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Whether it's, like, an operation you've done 100 times,

"Whether it's, like, an operation you've done 100 times,"

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is to get the needle right between the ribs, okay?

"is to get the needle right between the ribs, okay?"

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I know you think it was a big victory

"I know you think it was a big victory"

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figuring out what was wrong with Robyn.

"figuring out what was wrong with Robyn."

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But those moments are kind of like eating a piece of chocolate.

"But those moments are kind of like eating a piece of chocolate."

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I enjoy the satisfaction

"I enjoy the satisfaction"

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See, the thing that sticks with me is the anguish on a patient's face

"See, the thing that sticks with me is the anguish on a patient's face"

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I figure out what's wrong with someone,

"I figure out what's wrong with someone,"

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and then most of the time I can't do anything about it.

"and then most of the time I can't do anything about it."

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So, you wanna know if I'll always be a doctor?

"So, you wanna know if I'll always be a doctor?"

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to have some kids, to maybe not need the money,

"to have some kids, to maybe not need the money,"

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I think I'd walk out of here and never look back.

"I think I'd walk out of here and never look back."

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We have donuts?

"We have donuts?"

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Yeah!

"Yeah!"

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Anyway.

"Anyway."

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Hey, Robyn. It's good to see you again.

"Hey, Robyn. It's good to see you again."

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Now, according to your chart, your hair's been falling out,

"Now, according to your chart, your hair's been falling out,"

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your nails are splitting and you're fatigued.

"your nails are splitting and you're fatigued."

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