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Clips from The Simpsons - Lost Our Lisa (S09E09)

"but sometimes daddies have to say no, honey."
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"I'm afraid you're gonna have to take the bus."
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"[Sighs] All right."
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"- Attagirl. I love you- - Yes!"
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"The chariot of the people. The ride of choice for the poor and very poor alike."
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"- Yes. - [Whistles] Taxi!"
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"It's the bus! The bus! Come on! You're gonna miss the bus!"
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"[Chattering, Shouting]"
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"Hi, Larry."
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"I'm sorry. It's just that on the school bus-"
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"Of course not, honey. That seat's for my coin purse."
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"May I have that seat?"
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"[Driver On Speaker] Sycamore Avenue."
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"Little Newark. Little Newark."
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"- Crackton. Crackton is the stop. - [Siren Wailing]"
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"[Lisa] Crackton? That doesn't sound right."
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"[Driver] Industrial Access Road."
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"Airport Refueling Way."
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"Rural Route 9. Army Rroving Ground."
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"Um, excuse me, sir? When does this bus get to the museum?"
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"- It doesn't. - Oh. But isn't this the 22?"
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"Yeah, Monday, Wednesday, Friday."
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"Tuesday, Thursday, it's the 22-A."
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"22-A? Then where the heck am I?"
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"Don't make me tap the sign."
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"But I'm lost and I need to know where-"
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"Last stop. End of the line."
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"[Sighs] I should've got off in Crackton."
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"Okay, the museum's gotta be north of here."
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"- Now, which way is north? - [Birds Squawking]"
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"Aha! It's springtime, so the geese must be flying back north!"
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"Hey!"
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"See, Bart? There's another boy who played with glue."
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"Actually, it was a plumbing explosion."
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"- Ew! - That's the kind of faucet I want for your bathroom."
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"[Sighs] How could I confuse bus 22 with 22-A?"
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"Area 51?"
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"I found Area 51!"
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"No, ma'am. This is Area 51 -A."
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"[Groans] Well, um, I'm kind of lost. Can you tell me where I am?"
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"I'm sorry. The location of this location is classified."
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"[Groans]"
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"[Groans]"
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"I seen it first! Ooh!"
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"Girlie Sue's gonna have a elegant weddir feast."
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"Do you think you could give me a lift downtown?"
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"Cletus, what are you beatir your gums about?"
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"Never you mind, Brandine. You just go back to birthir that baby."
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"Yeah, I'll fetch ya a ride, little missy."
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"Them things can go off even after they's dead."
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"[Gags]"
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"Hmm."
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"Young man, there's nothing funny about novelties."
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"- [Chuckling] - [Groans]"
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"Why, if I had $75 for every novelty I've removed-"
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"Oh, by the way, I'll need a check for $75."
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"Yes, I think a series of painful injections..."
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"directly into Bart's spine should get the job done."
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"[Gasps]"
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"[Whimpering]"
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"- Hmm? - [Marge] What happened?"
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"You didn't do anything."
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"Oh, didn't I? [Chuckling]"
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"Nothing dissolves glue better than human sweat."
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"I knew Bart would panic and start perspiring..."
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"at the sight of this button applicator."
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"Couldrt you have just turned up the heat a little?"
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"Oh, heavens, no! It had to be terror sweat."
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"- [Eating Loudly] - Oh, yeah. This is good."
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"[Muttering, Indistinct]"
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"So, uh, ain't you guys gonna ask me about my hat?"
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"- Ah! - Ah!"
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"Hey, Carl, what's with the hat?"
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"Oh, what, this thing? I got it down at the museum."
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"It's what the ancient Egyptians call a souvenir."
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"My daughter's at that Egyptian dealie right now."
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"[Laughs] She wanted to take a limo. But I made her take the bus."
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"Maybe. But you don't know Lisa. I mean, she's so smart..."
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"they hooked her up to a big computer to try to teach it some things."
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"But she had so much knowledge, it overloaded."
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"And then it got really hot and caught on fire!"
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"That never, uh, happened, did it, Homer?"
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"Uh, yes."
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"But now I have to leave on a totally unrelated matter."
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"[Groans] I didn't know Springfield had a Russian district."
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"Excuse me. Can you tell me how to get to the museum?"
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"[Shouting In Foreign Language]"
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"[Screams]"
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"Hmm."
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"- No, thanks. - [Wailing]"
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"[Panting] Oh, that's it. I give up."
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"[Line Ringing]"
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"[Homer's Voice] You have reached the office of Homer Simpson."
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"If you are calling about the water bed, please leave a detailed message. If you need-"
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"- You buy it! You buy it! - [Yelling]"
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"Lisa! Lisa!"
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"[Panting] Oh, where is she?"
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"[Horns Honking]"
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"Has anyone seen my little girl?"
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"- Hello. - Homer, what's going on? Shouldrt you be at work?"
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"- I am at work. This is what I do. - But-"
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"Whew! [Screams]"
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"- Shouldrt you be at work right now? - Uh, yes, sir, Mr. Burns, sir."
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"Well, then get back to wherever it is you work, whoever you are."
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"Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen this little girl?"
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"Uh, I'd love to help you, pal, but I'm on a stakeout here."
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"Yoink! Ha-ha!"
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"Oh- Oh, great! Somebody stop that awful, awful man!"
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"Oh."
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"Lisa! Lisa!"
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"D'oh! This is no good. I've gotta get up higher."
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"Give me all your balloons."
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"I hope this works."
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"These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker."
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"Somebody? Anybody?"
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"- Oh! - Lisa?"
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"Lisa? [Gasps]"
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"- Lisa! - Dad!"
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"Stay there! I'll come down and save you!"
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"What's wrong with this thing? [Gasping]"
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