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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Dennis and Dee Get a New Dad (S02E02)

"These things are pretty awesome. You create a profile, put your picture on there..."
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"Well, maybe it boils down to this, smart guy. Computers are for losers."
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"That's your mom, dude! There's, like..."
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"This is bullshit! You guys have two dads, and I don't even have one."
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"Wh-What are you talking about? You have a father."
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"I don't know. This is really freaking me out."
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"Look, Dee, this guy can't be our dad. That's ridiculous."
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"You two aren't banging, are you?"
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"- That's disgusting. - Yeah. Yeah, it is."
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"Can we use some adult language, just for a couple minutes?"
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"and he's claiming to be our biological father."
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"We just wanted to ask the question and just get it out of the way."
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"End of story."
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"- Children, would you like to have been aborted? - I can't believe this."
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"Oh, no! I'm not gonna make a scene!"
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"has tricked me into raising two bastards..."
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"- No... - Sta... Sta..."
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"So, Dad."
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"I'll tell you what. Maybe I got something for you."
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"Some really badass, tough guys."
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"What do you guys know about..."
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"- I just think you need to tuck it in in the back. - In the back?"
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"- That's gonna impress your dad, right? - It is gonna impress my dad."
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"I'm trying to find the son of a bitch who fathered my children."
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"He could take a good ass whupping. And we're down with that."
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"- Give us one second here. - Charlie."
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"This is our opportunity to prove to people that we are to be respected."
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"Okay. I just don't know if this is the best way to get hard."
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"I really hope he's not an asshole."
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"Are these my beautiful children?"
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"- We've got a lot to catch up on. - Yeah. Tell us about yourself."
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"And we were in Alaska. And then we went to Africa, to the Sudan."
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"- No, no. I was kidding. - It was just a joke, I think."
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"And then I-I... I spent a little time in Afghanistan."
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"What about you? What are your passions?"
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"- Just tell me chapter one. - Well, a lot of this kind of stuff, right here."
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"- Yeah. - These guys."
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"- A lot of... - These guys are important to us."
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"Seriously, bro. You're gonna have another stroke."
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"It's been days. I got no friends."
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"And that crazy woman who claims we had a one-night stand 30 years ago."
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"No. We don't have anything in our butts. We're working on that."
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"- We actually came by 'cause we need your help. - Yeah."
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"Oh, so filled. So filled for you."
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"Thank you! Thank you. Thank you, Philadelphia."
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"I mean, this whole lupus nightmare has gone on long enough..."
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"of playing a little music with his daughter."
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"- Fine! - We just need to keep an edge."
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"We got to stay hard, dude, because you can't do it if..."
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"This is Elmer's glue, for Christ sakes, Charlie!"
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"No, dude. We shouldn't do this. I'm backing out."
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"- He's gonna be pissed if we don't finish the job. - Let Frank wait in the car."
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"He's hugging them. They're hugging him back!"
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"- Let's go. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
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"Uh, okay."
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"It's... It's okay. It's okay."
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"- We bashed him good! - I think we killed him."
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"No. No, no, no. Mom, Bruce is so awesome. He..."
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"There's only so much you can give away before you finally realize..."
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"- You don't know that, Deandra. - Shut up, Mother."
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"- I was trying to be encouraging. - What if he doesn't get better? You're gonna look like a fool."
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"- Yeah. You know, we weren't even talking about you. - No. No."
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"We were talking about your sick and dying friend in the next bed."
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"- Let me see in your purse! Open your purse up! - Don't be ridiculous!"
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"Yes. I'm not exactly sure what it is we're trying to prove."
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"I don't think it's a lot to ask to have them turn the temperature up."
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"- I'm not eating in a hospital cafeteria. - That's a good point."
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"I'm gonna want those noses back."
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"- It's gonna be that big? - Absolutely. You ready? Drop those pants."
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"Dive into some kind of depression over this? No."
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"So I contacted that woman on MySpace who claimed that we had a one-night stand."
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"- Give me some skin. - Good work."
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"- That might be her. Mac, get the door. - Let me clean this up."
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"- Get out of the way. - Daddy."
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"- Uh, kinda giving you a second chance here, Dad. - Daddy, yeah."
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"- No, no, no. - I'm over it."
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"Shh."
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"What... What are you doing here?"
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"- Bonnie? - Frank!"
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"How do you guys know each other?"
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"you were going on a date with a woman you had a one-night stand with 30 years ago."
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"You could be my..."
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"Dad?"
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"Hey-o! What is up, bitches?"
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"I'm trying to revamp my MySpace page, but Dennis keeps criticizing..."
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"- What in the hell is a MySpace page? - It's, like, that friends forum."
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"other people send you pictures and want to be your friend."
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"Oh. So that's the saddest thing I've ever heard. You guys are losers."
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"How are we losers, dude?"
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"You're drinking a beer at 8:00 in the morning."
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"- Whatever, dude. Irrelevant. - Holy shit!"
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"This guy's been trying to contact me for, like, two weeks now..."
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"and I've just been blowing him off."
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"- But he's saying that he's our dad. - Awesome. Crazy person."
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"- Let me see. - No. Not awesome. Because look at the pictures he's sending."
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"- Oh! Oh, look at that! - See?"
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"Oh, you know what? He does kind of look like you, Dennis."
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"Don't jump to any conclusions here."
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"Yeah! That is bullshit! We don't even have one."
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"Yeah. But he's in prison. He's been there my whole life. It doesn't count."
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"That does count! I never met my father!"
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"Take it easy, all right? This guy's not our dad."
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"Is it? Is it any more ridiculous than our dad having brown eyes..."
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"black hair and being 4'10"?"
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"This is really a nice place."
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"It's about time you kids show me some respect."
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"It doesn't really have anything to do with respect."
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"We just wanted to take you to a fancy place so that you would behave yourself."
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"- Yeah, yeah. - We need to talk to you about something, Dad."
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"- Shoot. - It's kind of disturbing."
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"- What? - No! What are you talking about?"
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"Stay away from that kind of thing. No good can come of it. Trust me."
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"- That's not what we're here to talk about. - It better not be..."
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"because I don't want no... grandkids."
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"- I am not banging my sister. - Jesus Christ! What have I walked into here?"
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"- Oh, my God. - You two aren't having sex together?"
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"- No, we're not having sex together. - What the hell is she doing here?"
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"- Sit down, please, Mom. Sit. - I am not getting pulled into any sort of perverted sex talk."
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"- It's not perverted. - Banging your sister is perverted, Dennis."
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"I am not banging my sister!"
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