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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Deception Verification (S07E07)

"so bad weather can actually make the day longer."
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"but you're going to miss these moments."
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"this was your last time driving me to the grocery store."
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"as criticism of the job you've been doing in his absence."
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"That criticism will come later in your report card."
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"Shh, shh. Hi!"
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"Oh, my gosh, why are we whispering?"
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"Oh, that is so romantic."
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"Uh, sure, that's why I did it."
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"♪ The Earth began to cool"
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"♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪"
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"if you could help me find something."
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"with a nautical theme might be appropriate."
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"Yeah, just as well."
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"I'm a real collector."
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"How rare is it?"
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"Both versions: original and Lohan."
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""Both versions: original and Lohan.""
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"It's probably this stupid diet I'm on."
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"Why are you on a diet?"
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"Oh, that's the pizza."
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"And I'm gonna hit the head."
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"I have Chinese food."
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"before Leonard returns. Yeah, thanks,"
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"Uh, yeah, it sounds fun, but no thanks."
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"No. No, no, no."
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"but I spent most of fifth grade with my head in a toilet."
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"Hi, honey."
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"I made some brownies. You want one?"
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"We are. Stop it."
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"And for the last time, you're not fat."
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"Really? Tell that to the bathroom scale,"
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"'cause one of you is lying."
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"Fine, forget I asked."
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"I had to rub her ointment all over her again."
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"Why can't she do it?"
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"This was supposed to last her a month,"
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"but they didn't take into account"
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"How long have you been putting this on her?"
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"all bloated and moody and a giant pain in the ass."
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"You're full of estrogen and you don't act like that."
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"And fat."
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"Sex? Really?"
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""Janko" is spelled with a silent "ptang.""
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"that happened over at Penny's."
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"All right, I hear whispering and giggling."
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"Yeah, like you know what kissing sounds like."
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"No, Sheldon, don't."
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"Right."
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"I just wanted to have a couple days alone with Penny."
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"Uh, I never realized to what extent"
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"That is not fair."
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"I complain about what a burden it is at least once a month."
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"Hey, um, I brought you back"
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"a little present from my trip, huh?"
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"with a cheap souvenir?"
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"I don't."
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"No, I really don't."
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"Except the Halloween costume"
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"No problem."
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"Ooh, you made little sandwiches!"
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"And don't tell my hips, but I'm warming up a brie in the oven."
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"Well, it's kind of hard to tell."
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"mine do the same thing."
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"Yeah, they kind of do."
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"I really needed to hear that today."
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"So am I driving you to work"
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"take me to work."
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"Or a cornfield maze."
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"By the way, you have something on your shirt."
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"The ship sank, I'm in hell."
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"You say you're from New Jersey, but how can I believe you?"
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"Why would anyone claim to be from New Jersey"
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"I wish I could believe you."
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"You say one thing and do the other,"
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"He says you're the succubus who led his friend astray."
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"Thought I heard you out here."
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"You don't get a "hey.""
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"Sheldon..."
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"Sheldon, your fight's with Leonard."
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"Really?"
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"Yes."
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"FYI, I had a doughnut for breakfast, you jerk."
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"If you guys prove the existence of Unruh radiation..."
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"Stop it."
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"A little loud, dude."
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"Uh, it wasn't anything weird."
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"It was just to see how big they were."
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"Aw. Which reminds me."
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"Yeah. Me, too."
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"And no one told me?"
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"Another? Great!"
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"Changes in jet streams can affect the speed"
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"at which the Earth rotates on its axis,"
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"Well, there must be a hell of a storm somewhere."
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"Joke if you must,"
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"With Leonard home in a few days,"
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"You know, I will miss this."
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"I'll tell you what, if my apples are mealy,"
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"we'll hit the produce section for one last crazy blowout."
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"Heck, you can even push the cart."
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"Please don't take my looking forward to Leonard's return"
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"I won't."
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"Yeah, I didn't stay for the detention,"
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"I'm not gonna read the report card."
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"Hello."
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"Leonard!"
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"Keep your voice down. Oh, my God."
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"You weren't supposed to be here till Sunday!"
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"We finished the experiment early,"
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"so I thought I'd come home and surprise you."
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"I didn't tell Sheldon,"
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"so we could have a few days alone."
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"Oh... I just cannot believe you're here."
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"Penny, it's your lucky day!"
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"Three of the eggs are clearly not jumbo."
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"Grab your keys."
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"Uh, Stuart, I was wondering"
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"Happy to, unless it's hope or a reason to live."
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