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Clips from Duck Dynasty (2012) - Redneck Logic (S01E01)

"Kay, there's so much crap in here, I can't find nothing!"
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"They said it's a mental disorder. So I may have that."
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"We have mental illness in my family and Phil's."
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"- They turned duck calls. .. - [ Duck Call ]"
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"when the family just wants to run wild."
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"especially the one I've spent 20 years shooting ducks out of."
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"I compare him to a young coon."
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"- Red? - What do you think? Go ahead, Red."
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"If you want to take something away from him, just blow it up..."
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"Willie- He's the one that concocted that scheme."
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"Well, what people need to realize about the south."
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"which Phil loves to tell everybody in the whole world that."
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"But I do like 'em. I can't help it. They're good."
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"Gotta be a good shot 'cause they quick, and they little."
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"Me, I'm the C.E.O. of the business."
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"Jase, he tunes and designs all the calls."
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"He's like a duck whisperer."
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"Once you get that sound, you got it."
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"[Willie] Jase invented a duck call called the “Triple Threat.”"
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"but on the double-reed system, I could do 1,000 a day in eight hours."
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"He's got a lot of headaches 'cause he's the C.E.O. of the business."
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"Everybody wants to eat the pie, but nobody wants to help make the pie."
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"My dad never comes to the warehouse. I mean, never."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"My dad never comes to the warehouse. I mean, never."
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"My family is only interested in hunting and being out there in the woods."
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"An R.V. in the trees? I thought it was brilliant."
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"[ Jase ] So much for the duck calls."
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"This is the worst idea in the history of Duck Commander."
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"“What would happen if you threw a possum on a man?”"
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"Being a wealthy redneck does have its advantages."
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"All right, boys. Let's get to work."
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"My daughter-in-laws will be so happy to help me with this..."
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"That chair is the most disgusting thing. I mean, it stinks."
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"Level enough."
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"Willie the C.E.O. is not gonna go all out to make sure..."
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"Willie doesn't like manual labor."
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"What you ought to do is get you a crew."
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"[ Miss Kay] Even when you have a garage sale, it's like any other thing I have at my house-"
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"I love meeting new people."
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"A party's not a party without jambalaya."
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"Hey, you about to lose your cup."
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"But when they said, “Oh, yeah, you know him."
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"So where all has that cup been?"
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"What about a weapon?"
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"Good luck getting that thing in the air."
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"Hey, Owen, let's go. Hey!"
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"Come on in, boys."
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"I'm glad you blew it up, Will."
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"- I didn't know it was your squirrel. - Yeah, that's my squirrel."
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"Well, I gave five dollars for it."
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"Women are like Labrador Retrievers. You know, they all have quirks..."
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"We like to hold on to old things in order Io hold on to old memories..."
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"' I Man ] Hey. - [Jase ] Hey."
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"I want to plan a trip to Canton."
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"- I love it. - I need some new furniture."
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"No. It was like a stinky horse on a fat man. That's what it was like."
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"Go in there. You'll find it. You'll see 'em."
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"- What am I supposed to put 'em in? - Kay, this is garbage."
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"Bu! running a family business is tough. - ."
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"[ Imitating Machine Gun Fire]"
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"Looks like we got us a snake den here. They've all denned up here."
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"but he gets really sentimental."
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"I'm, like, “Dad, you've gotta let these things go.”"
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"Willie has always been a destructive young man."
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"because then he's gonna be so enamored by the fire-"
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"I mean, you can blow his house up. If it looks cool enough, he's fine with it."
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"Where you been all day?"
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"I love fried squirrel. I always have since I was a girl."
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"And especially the squirrel brains..."
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"The first time I went squirrel hunting, I was six years old."
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"I mean, he is an artiste."
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"But it took him six months to come up with one."
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"I went out and sold thousands..."
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"and we need thousands in our bin to ship out."
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"What, exactly, is the problem? Why is it taking so long?"
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"Maybe three."
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"It's like the story of The Little Red Hen."
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"We need, like, a number. We need, like, this day we'll have 'em here."
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"and we're standing there shooting ducks out of it."
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"I mean, this is like some kinda deal outta Hollywood."
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"Think about it, boys. It will be the mother of all duck blinds."
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"But that doesn't pay the bills."
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"It's a tree house for adults."
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"- Oh, my gosh. - for the mother of all duck blinds."
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"This will be our new home, boys."
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"and on a spur of the moment, I said..."
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"The cavalry has arrived."
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"[Willie ] 'Cause no matter how dumb an idea is..."
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"We can always hire an entire redneck army..."
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"- There's a few dog toys. - [ Miss Kay] It's got duck feathers on it."
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"It's been my studied opinion that once you get the title “C.E.O."..."
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"Y'all get over and you get it painted by the time we get this thing knocked out."
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"Thank you."
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"- Hey, Uncle Si. - Yeah?"
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"Oh, no, Willie. I ain't gonna lose this cup."
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"I spent 24 1/2 years in the military..."
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"Germany, three or four places over there. Vietnam."
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"and it'll just topple over right there."
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"Hey."
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"Watch the extension. There you go."
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"Watch this. Huh?"
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"I hear ya."
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"I thought it was just gonna go to the dump, but they actually bought it."
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"[ Willie ] I know that's my squirrel."
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"Well, I'll tell you what. I'm gonna give you 10, and I'm taking it back."
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"Let me rephrase this. I'm gonna give you $10, and this deal's over."
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"I apologize for the inconvenience."
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"What in the world's all this?"
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"Miss Kay, tell me that was not my chair heading up the road with them hippie girls."
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"I would say it's kind of a shock to a man's system, you know..."
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"Gettin' rid of his chair's like gettin' rid of his dog."
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"Hey, buddy, I'll get you a new chair. How 'bout that?"
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"- Now we're cookin' with peanut oil. - There you go."
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"- How much did y'all make? - Almost $600."
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"Thank you for blessing us tonight, especially with this good meal."
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"Let's get into some of these bushy tails."
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"Kay, have you seen this room?"
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"I mean, it can be fixed."
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"Phil has, like, 35 blinds down there..."
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