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Clips from Duck Dynasty (2012) - Redneck Logic (S01E01)

"He gets hung up on one, because “back in '87, we shot that whatever out of it.""
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"What he can't tear up, he craps on."
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"Whoa."
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"Blowin' duck blinds, as much as I hate to say it."
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"It's just like, you know, I'm the man, you're the woman."
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"As much stuff as you've got around here..."
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"but you can't even spell squirrel without “S-I,” and that's me."
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"He speaks “duckanese.”"
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"Look here. Don't get in on the nap, boys."
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"[Si 1 I feel sorry for Willie, in a way."
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"We've got to replace that duck blind."
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"I mean, I can see it as something you'd say..."
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"- See you in the woods. - But we've got work to do."
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"- This is nice, man. - Oh, yeah, real nice, Phil."
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"It was a dadgum possum."
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"Married a yuppie girl, living in the subdivision- That's what happens to you."
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"A possum will scare you."
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"[ Laughter]"
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"There's no telling how much food, Phil's beard hair, insects-"
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"in the business, make money, make your business successful."
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"I never seen a bunch of rednecks accomplish so much so quickly."
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"I mean, is that- Is he kidding?"
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"You like it? Good."
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"with that Tupperware glass full of iced tea in his hand.”"
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"One of 'em is this cup."
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"Let me put it that way."
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"Give it the meaning you want it to have."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"The bottom line is you gotta understand me to understand “hey.” Hey. Hey."
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"We got heat. What about that?"
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"- We can cook. Microwave. - That works?"
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"Coffee maker. Huh?"
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"- My house isn't this nice. - It's a wooded getaway."
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"I like it in there. It's nice."
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"I got another squirrel I can put him beside."
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"I bought it at a garage sale Korie's having down the road."
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"Forty-seven years married to your mama."
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"It stunk."
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"but you stay married to one 45, 50 years, you learn to go with the quirks."
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"when, usually, they keep us from making new ones."
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"- [Willie] Hey- - [Si Laughs I"
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"He was like fat guy in a little coat?"
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"[ Jep 1 Here he is."
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"Kay, I need to help Phil at the land. I forgot my boots. Does he have an extra pair?"
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"I live here. Of course I've seen the room."
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"- But she does need to hear it, though. - What is this?"
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"Kay, it's out of control."
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"I do have hoarding tendencies."
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"It kinda makes you see why the boys are like they are."
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"[ Miss Kay] If he broke that typewriter, he's gonna pay for that."
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"[ Ducks Quacking ]"
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"However, we need a refurbishing of it."
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"The best thing to do is just to let it go, and let's start over."
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"they can just come in and say, “Well, let's get rid of it.”"
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"Blow that sucker up."
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"You'll just have to get over it, won't you?"
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"'Cause they always go, “Ew, gross! That's horrible.”"
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"[Si ] They slicked me the first couple hours..."
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"Everybody's saying it's just gonna take time."
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"When he comes in the door, you know something's up."
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"I been thinking. I have come up with a solution..."
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"I mean, behind my name is “C.E.O.,” but in reality, Phil's gonna get what he wants."
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"Phil, this is in worse shape than the one we got rid of."
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"Phil, this is the nastiest thing."
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"[ Miss Kay] Phil didn't believe me..."
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"so we're gonna do it, and that's the way it's gonna go.”"
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"I would take $20."
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"I can't stand up. My knee's hurting."
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"It's always food involved. Always."
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"Smooth, steady as she goes."
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"Pick it up a little bit, and then move on out."
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"- You would? - You can have it for five."
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"[ Phil ] That looked like my chair."
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"He always has trouble letting go of things and any kind of change."
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"We had a garage sale. We got rid of the junk."
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"[All ] Amen."
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"You know the man that brings me the eggs?"
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"Into a multimillion-dollar empire."
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"Let me tell you a little bit about redneck logic."
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"Hey."
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"I'm gonna have a yard sale, and that's gonna be the first thing to go."
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"That's right."
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"Hey."
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"I'm his uncle, and, hey, I'm gonna take me a good two-hour nap."
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"That needed to happen."
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"What is a fly swatter-"
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"He's gonna be mad."
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"He's like a blister. He shows up when the work's all gone."
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"“Hey” can mean yes. “Hey" can mean maybe."
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"I bet I could sell one or two of these."
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"All right. See y'all later."
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"I can't believe it."
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"- Would you take five for him? - I'll take five."
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"That's my squirrel."
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"[ Miss Kay] I've been married to Phil since I was 16."
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"I want 10 of it back, 'cause I just had to buy this back."
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"and we thank you for all the things that live in them."
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"to start a fresh beginning."
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"♪ >J' The blood in you boilin' and sweatin" ♪"
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"- Ready to go. No mistakes? - No mistakes."
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"Well, I don't know what you're laughing at."
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"You never wanna make the cook mad."
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"Hey. That's what I'm talkin' about."
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"- Aw, J.J. - J.J., you gotta go."
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"My hands are clean of this whole deal."
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"The garage sale is officially on."
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"Come back and see me."
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"Let's see, Fort Polk, Louisiana. Fort Knox, Kentucky."
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"Mama sent it packed in a care package..."
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"with a Tupperware glass in it in '68, when I was in Vietnam."
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"- Do you wash it in the dishwasher? - No. I bleach it."
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"Perfect."
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"Hey, are we gonna lift this thing up and put it up there or not?"
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"No, no. Hey."
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"[ Gunshot]"
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"Well, thank y'all."
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"Well, I can sell you that squirrel."
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"[ Laughing I"
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"It's always that guy that comes to formation..."
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"for that stunt you pulled blowing my duck blind up."
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