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Clips from 30 Rock - Today You Are a Man (S06E06)

"Then an elegante, parry with an elegante primo,"
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"5%, I demand three years..."
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"Elegante, elegante primo, carry the one..."
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"I-me lost."
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"Nobody beats the Liz!"
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"Yeah, that was a lie. But look who's here?"
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"From now on, Tracy and I"
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"are going to be more "haw-naist.""
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"Instead of just throwing tantrums,"
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"Who's that lady?"
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"It's her fault that it's cold in here!"
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"Be honest."
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"It's just that I see a new page,"
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"and I'm not used to change."
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"Because I was raised in foster care."
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"He's missing me."
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"Boy, you are dumb sometimes."
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"Tracy, this new page is Hazel,"
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"Kenneth's replacement."
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"Kenneth wants to leave the page program"
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"so he can go make more money."
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"But I'm telling you to go,"
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"because now that I'm being honest,"
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"this job is a dead end for you."
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"And it would be selfish of me to make you stay."
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"Are you serious?"
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"the winner should get the loser a gift."
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"but it makes a great closet organizer."
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"I used to be a winner."
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"Men wanted to be me, women wanted to sleep with me,"
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"bisexuals wanted to watch."
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"What's the point?"
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"and the people are nice."
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"I want to be somebody else! I want to be a baby again!"
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"No, no, no. Look, you won."
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"I'll sign whatever."
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"What? What are you doing?"
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"You were freaking me out."
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"Exactly."
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"Do you know why I lost earlier?"
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"Because of our friendship."
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"And that made me make a mistake."
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"In other words, I lost because of emotion,"
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"which I always thought was a weakness,"
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"but now I've learned it can also be a weapon."
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"Have you not read the poetry of jewel?"
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"The point is,"
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"you had Liz's Jack on your side."
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"until me-I turned the tables on you-you."
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"So that means that my me-I taught your you-you"
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"for growth in this friendship."
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"You won?"
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"Excuse me, sirs."
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"Mr. Donaghy,"
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"Of course."
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"Well, I would like to discuss those opportunities"
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"with you further."
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"Because I am quitting the page program."
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"The sky's the limit."
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"To white men!"
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"Adam, we hear you're a Yankees fan."
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"Like Derek and Alex."
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"I mean the fellow's name."
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"- Everybody. - The guy on first."
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"His wife's name is don't."
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"What's the guy's name on first base?"
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"Know what died in Vietnam."
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"I'm not asking you who's on second."
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"Let's just agree to disagree."
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"Hey, Liz. Package for you."
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"I represent the turtle that tuck is based on."
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"He's calling you about his son's Bar Mitzvah."
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"This is amazing."
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"I don't care if it's against the law"
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"Oh, my God."
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"So it's agreed."
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"She's a cool college student from..."
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"I wasn't here yesterday."
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"for the babies."
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"Well, I want a piece of the "TGS" merchandising."
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"And when 20 cult members"
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"Here's the plan."
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"Oh, it's on, Donaghy."
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"My favorite clients."
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"He is a huge, huge fan."
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"that has done nothing to make this country safer"
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"I'm sorry, who are you?"
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"believe me, he's ready to leave the toy store."
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"From now on, you can deal with me directly."
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"who you're negotiating against."
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"- There you are. - Who are you?"
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"Well, no, but..."
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"Listen, girlfriend."
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"Tracy Jordan and Jenna Maroney?"
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"and get a real job so that you can earn for your future."
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"You're going to wear dark colors,"
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"don't speak first."
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"Of course I am."
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"Game over."
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"No, no."
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"What's going on here?"
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"What's your home turf?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Not the C-list skank's room."
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"You're the star today."
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"where you slap prostitutes to death,"
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"Ad-rock, I'm going to tell you"
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"the same thing I tell my son."
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"You know what we did today?"
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"who plays first base?""
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"No, we solved a problem"
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"by just addressing it, head on."
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"Anyway, I really appreciate"
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"Well played, Jack."
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"which is why I'm wearing a hearing aid."
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"and I have no choice but to play the hillbilly auction."
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"I'll do both sides."
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"topical menopause jokes to joy behar by fax."
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"It's like that time you said you'd hit on"
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"Sorry, I have to take this."
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