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Clips from 30 Rock - Today You Are a Man (S06E06)

"Oh! You're dreaming."
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"Good God."
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"I did?"
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"I got the message about the good-bye Kenneth brunch."
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"Over the years,"
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"other than what's really bothering us."
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"we're going to talk things through."
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"It's okay."
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"Excellent."
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"- Proving I could win. - God!"
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"What... why are you signing that?"
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"Lemon, I wanted to know I could win."
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"You must know all the players."
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"Oh, sure."
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"Who's on first?"
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"Well, I am the king of renegotiation."
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"to realize how much they miss me."
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"A Jewish star."
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"Sorry, Liz."
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"Planning, oversight,"
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"How far I've fallen."
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"My Nemesis? My Nemesis?"
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"You suck."
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"I invented that."
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"against a real adversary, me..."
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"his dad is going to tell the IRS"
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"so I also brought my Jack Welch power pillow."
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"a show on Christmas, no gross merchandising,"
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"Oh, Jack, you're bluffing."
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"Kabletown Jack made a mistake,"
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"Somewhere where there's less pressure"
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"No, Jack, stop."
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"Hey, Jack."
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"It's a Jack-off."
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"These are the best clients you could get?"
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"That would make everyone's lives a whole lot better."
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"Tracy, aren't you a coach for the Yankees?"
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"I'm not emotionally mature enough"
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"Adam, we want to help."
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"we've wasted a lot of time complaining about things"
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"But you have no other skills."
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"You'd have more lawyers on you than a midtown hooker."
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"What? No. I-I just..."
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"you magnificent bastard."
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"I will deal with this myself."
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"Any girl would want to dance with you."
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"did you miss me while I was gone yesterday?"
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"So you've lost the initiative, perhaps by being a woman"
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"And I can wear sneakers and jeans on Friday."
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"Oh, I'm still getting your business mail at my parents' house."
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"- Fourth base! - Fourth base!"
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"We make other people wait."
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"and from now on, you have to say,"
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"Uh-oh, we're going to get confused."
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"You anticipated my counter move,"
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"do you remember the other day when you said"
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"You got everything you wanted."
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"it's never about the real problem."
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"you're gonna be Transformers."
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"to weaponize microwave technology."
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"Let's do it, J-Mo."
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"It's temporary."
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"We're going to go."
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"a negotiation trick."
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"What happened to Hazel?"
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"An amazing rendition of "What's the guy's name"
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"However, I knew that you might know"
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"A meaningless job, I can't get my wife back."
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"Yes, I suppose you did."
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"Those players have some crazy names."
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"Call my assistant to set up a meeting."
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"The Pentagon has hired GE"
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"If anything, I've increased the likelihood."
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"background acting gigs."
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"You."
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"Oh! I hate those shoes."
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"Oh, I'm sorry."
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"You are being coached by me."
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"Run!"
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"I don't need gross merchandising."
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"This blows."
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"Wow."
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"Well, you know I'm in."
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"That was my old division."
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"Okay."
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"When you regain consciousness,"
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"Boo!"
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"No one has ever won a land war in Russia."
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"Not Napoleon, not Hitler,"
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"Adam, trust me."
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"Sorry I'm so late."
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"I just got here."
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"my home turf, if you will."
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"Let's begin."
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"Liz, we're out of here."
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"and you totally backed down."
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"I'm writing down a number."
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"Yes! I won!"
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"I can't tell you how touched..."
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"Tracy..."
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"Oh, sorry."
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"Hey, your video says that after a negotiation,"
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"I hate myself."
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"He's a white male with hair, Lemon."
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"Adam is going to be so excited to meet with you."
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"I see."
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"You're all talk."
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"Mr. Hornberger."
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"It's the ultimate game."
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"2% raise,"
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"In your face."
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"Jack Donaghy... Playing with himself."
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