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Clips from 30 Rock - Today You Are a Man (S06E06)

"♪ My trio of popcorns"
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"Simon?"
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"I had no other way into the building."
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"after I dropped my cell phone into the penguin exhibit."
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"Yeah."
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"I had my birthday at the Aquarium."
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"You're not my agent anymore."
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"Your contract's almost up, and Mr. Donaghy's office"
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"sent over that new one for you to sign."
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"I'm not just gonna sign whatever Jack sends me."
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"That's insulting."
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"We haven't even talked about this."
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"You watch the Wonder Pets on Nick Jr.?"
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"Yeah. No, thanks."
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"Did you miss me yesterday, Ms. Lemon?"
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"So, Ms. Maroney,"
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"You weren't gone."
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"Kenneth! Just move."
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"Mr. Donaghy fired all the pages for a day."
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"I bet he's going to tell me"
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"No."
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"Marty wants to pay us crazy money just to show up."
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"Hey, I have a bone to pick with you."
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"If I were still there,"
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"everyone "survived" a certain barbecue."
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"There's nothing to challenge me here at Kabletown."
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"Lemon, when was the last time I said,"
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""no, senator, you're out of order"?"
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"Well, I've got something for you to do."
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"You honestly thought I would just sign"
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"the same deal I got six years ago?"
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"Well, what would we negotiate about, Lemon?"
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"Well, for starters,"
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"I would like a hospital bed in my office."
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"A real one."
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"to resell them."
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"When there was a deal no one could close,"
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"they brought in Donaghy."
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"You'll be moving forward with this partnership."
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"You know what, I'm insulted"
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"that you think it's beneath you to negotiate with me."
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"Without me, there's no "TGS,""
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"so like it or not, we're getting into this."
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"you mean you with a British accent?"
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"I have a new assistant."
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"South Africa."
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"30 ROCK S06 E05 - Today You Are a Man"
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"You were in the kitchen all day."
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"Right over... Oh, that's a broom."
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"I know my job is to serve you all,"
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"you at least thought of me the way"
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"an owner thinks of his dog."
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"- Kenneth, look... - No, sir!"
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"I am using my once-in-a-lifetime interruption"
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"to point out I am not even a dog to you."
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"After all, when a dog goes missing,"
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"everyone's upset 'cause there's no dog milk"
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"I wrote that."
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"jump off a bridge together wearing "this smells" T-shirts,"
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"I should get a cut of that sale."
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"I need to find a bathroom."
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"Yes, many of our viewers are obese."
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"'Cause I may need to change parts of my act."
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"Don't you represent Gina Gershon?"
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"Adam."
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"You said you loved "TGS.""
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"I was being sarcastic."
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"God, I told mom I wanted"
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"Transformer's theme for Bar Mitzvah."
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"Son..."
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"Oh, no. You're not going anywhere."
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"If my boy wants Transformers,"
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"I don't think so, Marty."
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"If you don't help me out here,"
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"are just vibrators."
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"that your "charity" is just a front"
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"Hey, Kenneth."
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"No, I'm not Kenneth."
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"Let me guess who's who."
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"You must be Toofer."
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"I was asking myself that same question."
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"So I made a change."
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"you may recognize me from one of my two"
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"we heard your daughter take full responsibility"
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"Where's Kenneth?"
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"He took my spot the Suze Orman show."
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"What a first day."
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"But you got to roll with the punches."
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"Just like my hero, Ivan Drago, from Rocky IV."
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"This is pathetic."
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"Kenneth's trying to make us beg him to come back."
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"I've learned from having children"
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"that when your kid throws a tantrum and holds his breath,"
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"you hold your breath too."
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"Finally, my client gets 5% gross merchandising,"
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"where gross means income before expenses"
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"2% salary decrease to keep up with deflation..."
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"Thank Obama..."
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"And merchandising is a..."
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"Nonstarter."
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"This meeting is over."
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"When you have a serious offer,"
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"email me at [email protected]."
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"Where did that come from?"
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"Are you being coached? Is it Pat Riley?"
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"He'll know what that means."
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"No one's helping me."
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"Surprise."
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"Use my techniques and I don't care"
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"I'm negotiating against you,"
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"This is the part of the movie where I fell asleep."
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"Jazz is gonna get you out of this."
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"Be the robots from NFL on FOX."
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"Here's your tea, Ms. Orman."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Ms. Orman."
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"Hazel and I switched places."
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"She's over at "TGS" now, but don't worry."
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"I just want all the actors and writers there"
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"And why should they miss you?"
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"Well, I'd like to think on some level,"
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