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Clips from South Park - The Hobbit (S17E17)

"But the boys aren't even noticing the rest of us anymore."
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"All we're asking is that you do for us"
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"what you did for Lisa, and help with our imperfections."
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"I won't do it, you guys. I'm sorry."
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"Why? Don't you care about us?"
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"If you guys aren't happy with the way you look,"
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"then that's your problem."
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"Don't be sad."
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"you just gotta be willing to sweat."
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"Get down to the gym and work."
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"[percussive music]"
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"# #"
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"All right, girls, we're gonna trim that fat"
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"and tone those bodies."
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"Let's do this. You first."
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"Get right up there."
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"# #"
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"You got this!"
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"# You wanna look pretty? #"
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"# You want a boyfriend? #"
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"# You want a nice ass? #"
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"# Better work out, slut #"
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"[electronic dance music]"
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"# You want boys to give you nice things? #"
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"Look at those thighs. Come on, you gotta push harder!"
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"# Now, get to work, slut #"
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"# Party in the cookie trough #"
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"# Party in the cookie trough #"
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"# Party in the cookie trough #"
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"# You better work out, whore #"
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"- Wow. - [chuckling]"
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"- Wow, she looks great. - Whoa, look at Bebe."
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"I had no idea Bebe was that hot."
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"Yeah, but did you see Token's girlfriend?"
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"All: Wow."
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"My bitch is still the hottest, you guys."
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"No way, go back to Annie Nelson."
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"She's built like a Slim Jim."
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"Yeah, clearly Annie Nelson"
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"is the hottest girl at our school."
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"Look at those eyes."
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"Did you not see Erica Smith's boobs, Kyle?"
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"They're like perfect water balloons."
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"I do love water balloons."
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"Hey, Wendy, could I ask you a big favor?"
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"- What? - A lot of the pictures"
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"I have of you are kind of outdated,"
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"and, you know, I want to be able"
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"- So you want a photoshopped picture of me"
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"to take away any imperfections, is that it?"
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"How dare you, Stan!"
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"Wendy, why is it such a big deal?"
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"Because people should be okay with the way they look."
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"I have pimples on my forehead. My bottom teeth are crooked."
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"So what? You have short legs."
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"- I do? - Yeah,"
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"and Jason has freckles,"
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"and Billy Turner has narrow shoulders."
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"The cheerleaders- Bebe has acne."
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"Lola's arms are too short, Nicole's eyes are puffy,"
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"Oh, God damn it."
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"You hater!"
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"Wendy, in my office right now, mkay!"
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"[groans]"
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"Oh, yeah, babe. Oh, yeah, baby."
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"# One thing I know, my girl ain't no hobbit #"
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"# She's not a hobbit 'cause she couldn't be #"
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"# She got no Bagginses in her family tree #"
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"# Yes, on occasion she hangs out with her dwarf friends #"
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"# With her dwarf friends #"
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"# Except for one time, she went to kill that dragon #"
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"Hang on a minute, I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"[phone dialing beeps]"
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"Bitch, remember when you went off"
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"to kill that dragon with them dwarves?"
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"Yeah. Oh, yeah."
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"Right, right, right, yep. Yep, I got it."
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"Yep, love you too. [smooches]"
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"# It wasn't no dragon, so my girl ain't no hobbit #"
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"# That was a Quiznos and my bitch went to rob it #"
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"# 'Cause they got that ham that she rubs on her cellulite #"
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"# While she drinkin' her grog and singin' those merry songs #"
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"# At night #"
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"# My girl ain't no hobbit #"
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"Let's go, Cows! Who are you yelling for?"
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"South Park! Let's go, Cows!"
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"- Heidi! - Nicole!"
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"- Bebe! - Lola!"
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"- Red! - Annie!"
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"Lisa Berger!"
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"Wendy."
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"- Ugh. - She sucks."
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"- Oh, god! - Ugh!"
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"Can we try this without Wendy?"
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"- I agree. - Hey, come on, you guys."
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"She just needs more confidence."
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"It's okay, Wendy."
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"Who cares if no one likes you?"
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"Maybe you should go out with Butters."
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"Let's just get back to cheering, okay?"
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"I don't think so. We don't want to cheer"
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"with a hater. Yeah,"
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"you have a bad self image, Wendy."
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"You need to get down to the gym and get a better one."
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"- Yeah! - That's right!"
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"See, the problem with having fake pictures of yourself"
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"is that you start to believe in your own bullshit!"
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"This has gone way too far,"
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"and if society won't fix it, I will!"
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"Something that should've been done a long time ago."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"It's the morning news with Tom and Tammy Thompson."
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"A little girl is making big waves"
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"with her fight against Photoshop."
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"Nine-year-old Wendy Testaburger"
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"and tomorrow, will speak before the state senate"
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"to ban the use of photoshopped images,"
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"saying they're harmful to young girls."
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"Young lady, what is your message?"
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"little girls are aspiring to have bodies"
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