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Clips from South Park - The Hobbit (S17E17)

"# Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind #"
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"- Heidi! - Nicole!"
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"but you need to have some more confidence, okay?"
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"- But I'm the fat one. - What?"
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"Yeah, Lisa has a crush on Butters."
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"You guys, come on, that's not cool."
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"She looks like someone hit her in the face with a hot shovel,"
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"and no splotches on her legs, and perfect everything."
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"and she's a hobbit! That's not his girlfriend."
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"That may be true,"
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"but there is a very fine line, Wendy,"
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"because nobody likes a girl who's jelly."
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"Okay, kids, there have been some hurtful and hateful things"
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"There have been malicious rumors"
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"Yep, I got it. Okay, love you too."
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"What do you call it? Yep, yep, got it."
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"[school bell rings]"
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"Butters, would you please let me show you something"
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"I'll scream."
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"I want you to see just how easy this is,"
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"You wanna meet my new girlfriend, Tweek?"
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"- Excuse me. - Oh, hey, Wendy."
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"She looks pretty hot here."
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"What's your problem, Wendy?"
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"I made that picture of you to prove a point,"
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"and it's being taken the wrong way."
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"Thanks, babe."
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"Just maybe I should have you sent off to jelly school."
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"- Jelly school? - That's right."
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"Oh, bye, jelly school."
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"All right, hold up. Hold up."
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah."
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"Oh, you didn't think of that!"
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"Hold up. [phone dialing tones]"
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"Yeah, yeah, take it to the top."
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"Hey, girls."
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"If you want to look really hot like me,"
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"# #"
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"All right, now, look here."
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"Come on! Burn it off!"
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"# #"
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"# You want nice things? #"
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"# You better work out, slut #"
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"to show everyone how pretty you are-"
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"Annie has thin hair, and Heidi Turner's butt is flat!"
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"# She might be stumpy, that don't mean she a hobbit #"
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"# But she never went on no quest #"
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"# She took his gold and she-#"
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"# Please God, tell me I'm not engaged to no hobbit #"
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"# Kim is not a hobbit #"
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"What're you gonna do?"
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"Watching what Photoshop is doing to society,"
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"they can't possibly have!"
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"you know, lash out at pretty and popular girls."
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"We're being told if she doesn't stop the-"
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"There is a cancer in our country,"
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"And nothing in this world is going to stop me!"
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"I'm sorry, hold up."
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""that she told everyone she was a liar"
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""He said, 'I don't care!'"
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""the magic powder away from the little hobbit."
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"in the shire forever 'cause I love her so much.""
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"# #"
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"# I'm goin' down to South Park #"
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"# Gonna have myself a time #"
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"# Friendly faces everywhere #"
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"# Humble folks without temptation #"
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"# I'm goin' down to South Park #"
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"# Gonna leave my woes behind #"
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"# Ample parking day or night #"
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"# People spouting, "howdy neighbor" #"
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"# [muffled] #"
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"# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #"
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"Yeah, yeah, take it to the top."
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"Cheer squad roll call!"
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"- Red! - Annie!"
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"[softly] Lisa Berger."
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"- Oh, god. - Here we go."
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"- Ugh. - Could we maybe try one"
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"without Lisa Berger?"
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"You guys, stop it."
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"Okay, Lisa, that's great,"
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"Every cheerleading squad has the fat, ugly cheerleader,"
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"See, that's the problem, Lisa."
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"You have a bad self image."
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"Just project all your sassiness to all the boys out there, okay?"
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"There's only one boy that Lisa cares about."
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"Shut up!"
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"But, Lisa, that's great."
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"Have you told Butters that you like him?"
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"No way. I'd just get made fun of."
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"Lisa, this is exactly what you need."
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"Take Butters to see a movie or something."
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"It'll do wonders for your confidence."
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"So then, uh, the fella with the moustache"
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"eats all the cupcakes, and the lady takes out a gun"
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"and puts it in his face, and she says-"
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"- Uh, excuse me, Butters?"
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"Oh, yes?"
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"I was just wondering if maybe"
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"you would like to go to a movie this weekend."
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"Oh. Oh, like a date?"
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"Oh, no thanks, Lisa."
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"but you're too fat for me."
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"Okay, thanks."
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"See ya, Lisa!"
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"Ha ha, Butters got asked out by a fat girl."
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"At least she didn't try to sit on him."
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"[laughter]"
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"You shouldn't rip on her because she's fat."
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"You should rip on her because she's ugly, okay?"
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"and that's why she sucks, all right?"
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"# Camptown ladies sing this song #"
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"# Doo daa doo daa #"
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"# Oh doo daa day #"
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"What the fuck is your problem?"
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"Oh, hey, Wendy."
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"Are you just an asshole? Is that it?"
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