Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from South Park - The Hobbit (S17E17)

"We have to put a stop to it."
South Park
"And you're not just being a hater?"
South Park
"No."
South Park
"'Cause sometimes girls who aren't well-liked,"
South Park
"Are you well-liked at your school?"
South Park
"Not lately, no."
South Park
"Uh-huh. But you're not being jelly?"
South Park
"No, that has nothing to do with me"
South Park
"wanting to protest against photoshopped images."
South Park
"Okay, because I do understand"
South Park
"that the Jelly School in Aurora"
South Park
"is ready to take you in, is that right, Rick?"
South Park
"Tom, I'm standing in front of the Jelly School,"
South Park
"where officials claim they do have room"
South Park
"for this little hater girl."
South Park
"- That's not a jelly school. That's a Dunkin' Donuts."
South Park
"Well, okay, but you are a hater."
South Park
"That's fine!"
South Park
"People can call me whatever names they want to."
South Park
"I don't care."
South Park
"and I am not going to rest until photoshopped images"
South Park
"are required to be labeled for what they are-fake."
South Park
"[screams] What do you want?"
South Park
""Once upon a time, there was a little hobbit"
South Park
""who lived in the forest,"
South Park
""and all the hobbit ever wanted was to be beautiful."
South Park
""And even though she was short and fat and hairy,"
South Park
""this little hobbit dreamed that one day"
South Park
"she could be pretty like Beyonce.""
South Park
"[sniffles, clears throat]"
South Park
""And then one day,"
South Park
""along came a magic powder called 'Photoshop,'"
South Park
""and just like that-poof- the little hobbit was beautiful."
South Park
""And even though she still couldn't sing like Beyonce,"
South Park
""or dance like Beyonce, or act like Beyonce,"
South Park
""or be a decent human being like Beyonce,"
South Park
""the little hobbit was looked up to and loved,"
South Park
"just like Beyonce." [sniffles]"
South Park
""Soon, she had money and adoration"
South Park
"and a hip-hop fiance who loved her very much-""
South Park
"[sniffs] Hold up. I'm sorry."
South Park
""Everything was good for the hobbit."
South Park
""But then this mean little girl called the Jelly Monster,"
South Park
""she was so jelly of the hobbit"
South Park
""and the hobbit's fiance realized she was just a hobbit."
South Park
""And you know what he said?"
South Park
""And then the Jelly Monster came and tried to take"
South Park
""So the hobbit prayed to God, and God said,"
South Park
""'Don't worry, little hobbit,"
South Park
""'I will go find this Jelly Monster girl"
South Park
""and I will read her a story and melt her icy heart.'"
South Park
""And the hobbit said, 'Thank you.'"
South Park
""And the hobbit and God lived happily ever after"
South Park
"[sniffles, sobs] I'm sorry. Hold up."
South Park
"Hold up. Hold up. I'm sorry."
South Park
"I'm sorry."
South Park
"I'm sorry that I have been jelly."
South Park
"So hold up, I'm sorry, it's okay."
South Park
"Hold up. I'm sorry. No, no, I've been a hater,"
South Park
"and I really am sorry. I'm sorry, that's okay."
South Park
"I've been jelly before too. I'm sorry."
South Park
"[sniffles]"
South Park
"[school bell rings]"
South Park
"[soft music]"
South Park
"# #"
South Park
"[clicks mouse]"
South Park
"All: Yeah, yeah, do we rock?"
South Park
"Yeah, yeah, are we gonna stop?"
South Park
"and that's me."
South Park
"# Camptown race is five miles long #"
South Park
"Hold on. Are you saying that girl"
South Park
"Keeping Up with the Kardashians,"
South Park
"Hold up. [phone dialing tones]"
South Park
"Yeah, yeah, are we gonna stop?"
South Park
"has started a campaign,"
South Park
"I really appreciate the offer,"
South Park
"Bitch, if you the hobbit, you need to let me know right now,"
South Park
"All: Who are you yelling for? South Park!"
South Park
"- Bebe! - Lola!"
South Park
"Ladies and gentlemen,"
South Park
"Um, well..."
South Park
"Lisa Berger is not hot. She's fat and ugly."
South Park
"[silence]"
South Park
"No way. No way."
South Park
"Because it's wrong."
South Park