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Clips from South Park - The Hobbit (S17E17)

"She's pretty!"
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"That's how people like Kim Kardashian"
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"destroy the self image of little girls everywhere."
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"wants to go out with me?"
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"What- what do you mean?"
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"And I said no?"
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"Oh, man, I gotta upload this,"
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"and then go buy her some flowers,"
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"and then go tell her I love her."
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"Butters!"
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"[school bell rings]"
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"Lisa? Lisa Berger?"
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"Anybody seen Lisa Berger?"
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"Oh, hey, Eric, have you seen Lisa Berger anywhere?"
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"I saw that picture of her you put on the internet."
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"I know! I'm gonna tell her I love her,"
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"and we're gonna be together and be happy forever."
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"Uh, Butters, I don't know how to tell you this,"
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"but Lisa Berger is going out with Clyde."
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"What? Since when?"
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"Dude, since, like, noon or 12:30 today."
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"[overlapping chatter]"
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"Hey, Token, Token. Check out my girlfriend."
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"Wow, she's hot."
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"Yeah, we just started dating seriously."
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"- Oh, man, you're a lucky guy. - Yeah, I know."
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"Hey, Clyde, nice score, dude."
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"All: yeah."
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"Oh, thanks, guys."
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"Hey, Stan, did you see Clyde's going out"
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"with Lisa Berger?"
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"Yeah, dude, she looks amazing."
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"Clyde sent me her pics."
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"She got really hot all of a sudden."
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"Yeah, I wouldn't mind t-tappin' that ass."
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"Clyde sent me these. Don't be jel."
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"Why would I be jel?"
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"Well, you got to admit, Lisa Berger's pretty hot, Wendy."
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"She's not hot! That's supposed to be the point."
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"That's not very nice, Wendy."
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"I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, Lisa."
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"You're just a hater. Why don't you"
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"mind your own business instead of being jelly?"
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"I am not jelly!"
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"It's okay, babe, girls that don't have"
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"what you have are always gonna put you down."
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"Now, Wendy, I have tried to be patient with you"
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"because you've always been a good student, mkay?"
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"But calling a little girl "fat and ugly" is never mkay."
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"Mr. Mackey, I was trying to show kids that-"
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"- No! No excuses!"
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"You have a problem being jelly, Wendy, mkay?"
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"In fact, I'm gonna call the jelly school right now."
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"Mkay, I'm sorry about this, but it's gone too far."
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"I've had it."
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"Hello, is this the jelly school?"
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"Mkay, I have a girl here who's extremely jelly."
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"I was seeing if you could take her in for a few weeks."
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"Mkay, you're full?"
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"Okay, yeah, I guess she dodged a bullet this time,"
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"but she better watch her jelly behavior."
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"Mr. Mackey, I appreciate the point you're trying to make."
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"You-you do?"
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"Mkay, well, I'm not actually on the phone"
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"with a jelly school, Wendy, mkay?"
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"Yes. I'm-"
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"I'm a few steps ahead of that, yes."
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"Mkay, well, Wendy, I'm just trying to, uh-"
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"Uh, Wendy, I'm just trying to make you understand"
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"how serious it is when you lash out at other girls."
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"Thank you, Mr. Mackey. I will change."
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"Mkay."
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"it is my honor to give the Person of the Year award"
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"to this year's winner..."
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"Pope Francis."
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"Gracias, gracias, all of my children."
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"I'm sorry, Pope, but hold up."
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"I just gotta say this-"
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"if my fiancee is a hobbit,"
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"then, uh-"
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"Then what, bitch?"
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"Okay, if she was-"
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"if she is a hobbit,"
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"then how come she don't turn blue"
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"when goblins are near?"
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"Oh, I guess she's not a hobbit then."
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"She must be a beautiful, sexy woman."
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"The hobbit doesn't turn blue around goblins."
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"Just his sword does."
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"Man, get the fuck out of here,"
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"you hobbit trivia bitch!"
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"Who the fuck asked you?"
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"Nobody is talking any more shit about my woman, all right?"
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"She is gorgeous."
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"If she was here, you could all see for yourself"
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"how beautiful she is, but she can't be here"
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"because she has a movie coming out on Friday,"
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"directed by Peter Jackson, called The Hobbit!"
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"Bitch, that movie you got coming out is called The Hobbit?"
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"Yeah, but it- It's what?"
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"Oh, yeah, yep, yeah, I got it, yep."
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"Yep, let me tell 'em."
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"Love you too. [smooches]"
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"Kim is not even in that movie."
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"That movie is just loosely based on her television show,"
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"which is a show about short, loud, little people"
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"living in a fantasy world."
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"because I'm making a fool of myself out here."
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"All: Yeah, yeah, do we rock?"
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"No way. No way."
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"Cheer squad roll call!"
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"- Heidi! - Nicole!"
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"- Bebe! - Lola!"
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"- Red! - Annie!"
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"Lisa Berger!"
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"[cheers and applause]"
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"And I'm your captain, Wendy!"
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"Look, Wendy, we are all very happy for Lisa, okay?"
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"Nobody here is jelly."
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