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Clips from Family Guy - A Fish Out of Water (S03E03)

"Please direct your attention to this photo of a beautiful 40-foot fishing boat."
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"- Oh, man, that's perfect! - $12,000."
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"- $13,000. - $25,000."
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"- Aw, crap! - Thanks."
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"And now the actual boat itself. Do I have an opening bid for the boat?"
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"Good for you, Peter."
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"And it weren't no accident! His name was Salty."
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"And he was devoured by Daggermouth, the man-eating bluefish."
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"You want to buy that boat? Go ahead, take it."
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"that gave you fair warning."
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"Are you up for bids, too? You are just precious."
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"- Are you gonna miss me? - Only until I go and buy a Hustler."
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"I left you the number for the spa. See you in a few days."
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"You are dark!"
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"There's got to be a hundred banks that'll give me a loan."
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"- So, you can really give me a loan? - I sure can."
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"- Now, I trust you have collateral. - I got three kids."
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"Here you go. Good luck!"
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"OK. I can draw Kermit the Frog. How about a nice Kermit the Frog?"
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"- No. I want a skull. - OK. I'll go ahead and do Kermit the Frog."
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"- Mom, this is so lame. - Come on, Meg. Try to have fun."
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"I promise after a few days you won't remember the words "spring break"."
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"This is MTV and we're rocking at spring break!"
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"...leaving thousands injured. For CNN, I'm Bernard Shaw,"
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"Here she is, boys. The S.S. More Powerful than Superman, Batman, Spiderman"
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"and the Incredible Hulk Put Together."
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"She's a fine vessel. Welcome to the wharf. Name's Hennessey."
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"- Keep that to yourself. - Wow, thanks."
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"I'll see you, fellas. I got some fish to catch."
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"Let's see, latitude 42, longitude 71. This is it. What the hell...?"
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"Papa, he killed Mordecai, the Dancing Yiddish Clown!"
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"Stop crying. You just became a man. Act like one."
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"What's the big idea sending me to that bar mitzvah?"
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"Cos I don't like you! We don't need any more fishermen crowding up this wharf!"
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"- Fine. You want an enemy, you got one! - Fine!"
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"Steve, you ever think of growing a moustache?"
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"Nice fish you got there, Griffin. What are you selling? Your bait?"
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"Nice face, Hennessey. Yes! Me, one. You, zero."
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"Hey!"
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"- Wow. So, how do you do it? - Oh, you're very nice to ask."
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"First, I hang the old worm out there. They usually go for it."
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"I jerk 'em around. They fight for a while. Then they lay back and accept it."
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"- How about we get together later? - OK."
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"What the hell...? Oh, dammit!"
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"Hey, what's going on here?"
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"Did you read the fine print on this loan contract?"
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"If by read, you mean imagined a naked lady, then yes."
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"The bank's taking all our stuff."
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"And if you don't pay them within 48 hours, they get the house, too."
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"Oh, boy! I get to go live at the bank!"
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"Did I ever tell you if you're on birth control"
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"I don't really feel like talking right now."
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"Fine. I just don't understand why we had to leave the spa so early."
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"I wanna go home and spend the next three days in solitary confinement where I belong!"
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"Well, I tried."
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"- What the hell are we doing here? - This is where you wanted to be, right?"
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"Yeah. But not with you!"
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"He got so drunk he fell off his hotel balcony! He's in a coma!"
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"- Oh, man! I want to party with him! - You know it! Yeah!"
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"- Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! - Yeah! Yeah!"
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"- Hey, look. Meg made it, you guys. - Yeah. And she brought her mommy."
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"Like the kids say, up your nose with a rubber hose!"
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"Hey, look, everybody. It's Spuds MacKenzie!"
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"- Well, that's the last of the furniture. - No TV. I miss my friends."
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"John Ritter, Florence Henderson, Alfonso Ribeiro."
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"- Is he the guy from Silver Spoons? - No. He was on French Prince of Bel-Air."
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"- Fresh Prince. - Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I don't know if..."
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"- Hey, Alfonso. - Yeah?"
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"- Were you on Silver Spoons? - Yes."
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"There you go."
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"- Come on. Just a little higher, honey. - Mom, I don't think I can..."
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"- Who's holding Lois? - I don't know. Some dude named Mel."
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"This is Carson Daly. We're live here at spring break. Who wants to party?!"
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"OK, one, two, three, four, five..."
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"We'll need cake and juice for 14 people."
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"Does anyone out there like me yet? Can I stop this?"
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"What the hell are you doing in my house?"
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"I still got another day to pay back the loan."
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"Fat deadbeat loser?"
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"There we are. It's a Van Gogh print. Isn't it beautiful?"
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"I've fantasised about what this house would be like with culture."
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"- The port is good. - Yes."
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"- What year is it? - '51."
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"- Ahh. - Delectable."
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"- Indeed. - Yes."
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"- I've spontaneously combusted. - I am sorry."
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"I've grown tired of living."
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"- Very good. - For the best."
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"- Yes, indeed. - Is it raining again?"
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"Hey, did you hear the one about us?"
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"- Wow. You are such a good dancer. - Way to go on that beer bong."
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"- Yeah, no fake. No fake. - Mom!"
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"- I've been waiting out here for hours! - What?"
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"You were gonna pop inside real quick and find someone who looked like me"
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"so I could use their ID, then you were supposed to come out"
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"and give me the ID so I can get inside!"
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"- What? - God, it's like talking to a three-year-old!"
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"You need to learn how to loosen up a little, toots."
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"- You're loose enough for the both of us. - What?"
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"Chris, we've been over this a thousand times. It's pronounced "Griffin"."
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"- Hey, Dad? - French guy says "Deodorant? What's that?""
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"Two men are standing at the Pearly Gates. Oh, God, wait. How did that one go?"
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"It turns out they're Siegfried and Roy. I'm no good at telling jokes."
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"- Dad, it's Mom. - Oh, God. Please be Somerset Maugham."
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"- Hello? - Peter?"
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"- Damn! - Calling to check in, see how you guys are."
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"- What's all that noise? - Nothing. Nothing."
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"- I need you to take out the trash. - OK, Lois! Lois, I got to go."
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"Holy crap, Brian! What am I gonna do?"
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"- What do you suggest? - Get out your ring."
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"Form of... steam!"
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"We got these in a box of Frankenberry."
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"A jackal! Jackal! It's a jackal! It looks like a jackal! Jackal? It's a jackal! Jackal?"
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"I am screwed. I'm gonna lose my house and my boat and everything."
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"How am I gonna come up with 50 grand?"
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"Or 50 really fat chicks for a thousand bucks."
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"What? Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love, too. But they got to pay."
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"Maybe I will, Hennessey."
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"You'd be buying yourself a one-way ticket to a watery grave."
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"Daggermouth is the meanest, most ruthless creature that's ever inhabited the sea."
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