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Clips from Family Guy - A Fish Out of Water (S03E03)

"Legend has it he dwells out by Fish Stench Cove."
Family Guy
"Sure, I'm blind in one eye, and my other eye was infected that day from picking at it,"
Family Guy
"and my glasses were at LensCrafters, but I seen that fish!"
Family Guy
"If there's 50 grand in it, I don't think I got a choice."
Family Guy
"You can whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks."
Family Guy
"- No, we covered that. - You ain't got a chance."
Family Guy
"Daggermouth killed my friend Salty, and he was twice the fisherman you are."
Family Guy
"And half the weight! Ooh..."
Family Guy
"Lt'd be suicide to go after that fish. There's got to be another way."
Family Guy
"No! I am not gonna let my family live on the street."
Family Guy
"Not even if it means ending up like Shamus."
Family Guy
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with destiny."
Family Guy
"- So were you, like, in an accident or what? - No. Me father was a tree."
Family Guy
"What's wrong with me?"
Family Guy
"I gotta be crazy to think I can kill that man-eating fish. What the hell am I doing?"
Family Guy
"Hey, hey, hey. Come on, Peter. What kind of talk is that?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, you can do it. Who's my big brave boy, huh?"
Family Guy
"- Me. - Who's my big brave boy?"
Family Guy
"Me."
Family Guy
"- This sucks, Mom. - Meg, stop moping."
Family Guy
"These are the best years of your life. Let's get up there and live a little."
Family Guy
"- I look like an idiot! - No, you don't. Come on."
Family Guy
"Just move your hips a little like this."
Family Guy
"Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg!"
Family Guy
"Attagirl! Shake your moneymaker!"
Family Guy
"Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! It's a chick!"
Family Guy
"- Ay, Dios mio, una chica! - All right, everybody! This party's over!"
Family Guy
"We're gonna help you kill the fish."
Family Guy
"I can remember when you saved all our butts."
Family Guy
"Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh."
Family Guy
"Too bad I didn't get there till after the sodomy. Let's go kick some fish ass!"
Family Guy
"Worst of all, now I'm gonna have a police record."
Family Guy
"you've gotta expect to get your hands dirty once in a while."
Family Guy
"- It was cool that people noticed me. - That's the spirit."
Family Guy
"We're right on course. Give me another beer."
Family Guy
"These are the precious moments."
Family Guy
"The four of us out at sea, miles away from civilisation, tossing back brews."
Family Guy
"Amen to that. You guys, here's one for you. Let's say none of us were married."
Family Guy
"If you could have any woman, who would it be?"
Family Guy
"- Mariel Hemingway. - Really?"
Family Guy
"I think she's very attractive in a classical kind of way."
Family Guy
"But you could cut a roast on her face."
Family Guy
"- I would go with Margaret Thatcher. - Why the hell Margaret Thatcher?"
Family Guy
"Oh, so nobody here thinks power is sexy?"
Family Guy
"- Not one of you finds power sexy? - How about you, Peter?"
Family Guy
"The chick with the three knockers from Total Recall."
Family Guy
"Can I change my answer...? Of course I know it's paper! I don't care!"
Family Guy
"What's wrong with you? What about you, Quagmire?"
Family Guy
"You guys are yanking me. "Let's put one over on old Quagmire. ""
Family Guy
"No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Wha... Well, this is insane! That's impossible!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, I can't... Oh, God! I got all these magazines!"
Family Guy
"- This must be Fish Stench Cove. - Now all we gotta do is find the fish."
Family Guy
"A fish, a fish, a fishy-o!"
Family Guy
"I heard that when Daggermouth eats you, he devours your guts first."
Family Guy
"I heard he doesn't just eat you, he eats your soul."
Family Guy
"Welcome, gentlemen."
Family Guy
"Not so fast! Perhaps I could offer you a glass of port."
Family Guy
"And you, a glass of starboard. That's a nautical joke."
Family Guy
"Would you mind holding still for a moment?"
Family Guy
"- Peter, catch! - Ow! Don't throw stuff at me, Joe!"
Family Guy
"My God. Isn't it amazing that that's what we all look like on the inside?"
Family Guy
"- It's a robot, you idiot. - Who are you?"
Family Guy
"- I'm Salty. - Everybody said you were killed by the fish."
Family Guy
"That's what I wanted. I disappeared and spread the Daggermouth rumour myself."
Family Guy
"I'm in talks with Nickelodeon for a cartoon show."
Family Guy
"- I'd pair him with an effeminate cat. - I'd watch that."
Family Guy
"- Me too. - Sounds like a good balance."
Family Guy
"The longer we stay here, the more people will question"
Family Guy
"how a fisherman with no engineering background"
Family Guy
"You know, honey, I'm really sorry for how I acted."
Family Guy
"Getting drunk and ditching you at the bar,"
Family Guy
"I was so busy having fun, I guess I kind of ruined it for you."
Family Guy
"Uh-oh. We got company."
Family Guy
"- Looks like your friends are back, Mom. - Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg!"
Family Guy
"No, I think this one's all yours."
Family Guy
"And now, back to "Daggermouth and Boom Boom" on Nickelodeon."
Family Guy
"Boom Boom, did you do your exercises today?"
Family Guy
"Yes. I did 20 laps. And I'm about to do 20 more."
Family Guy
"- Oh, you! - Yipes!"
Family Guy
"Peter, I'm so glad being a fisherman is working out for you."
Family Guy
"and we'd owe somebody a lot of money."
Family Guy
"- How can you half expect something? - It's just a turn of phrase."
Family Guy
"- Good night, honey. - Good night, Lois."
Family Guy
"- Good night, Jim and Abby. - Good night."
Family Guy
"ENGLISH SDH"
Family Guy
"- Cursed? - The last captain of that vessel lost his life."
Family Guy
"We open today's bidding with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute."
Family Guy
"You need 50 grand, Griffin? I got a suggestion for you."
Family Guy
"Why the hell would it be right the next ten times?! God!"
Family Guy
""Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy
"Hello, Doreen? I'm still over at the Griffin job."
Family Guy
"Did you hear what happened to that dude from UMass?"
Family Guy
"Whoo!"
Family Guy
"- I'm a fish. I'm also delightfully mad. - Agh!"
Family Guy
"- Shoot him! - Oh, yeah. Right."
Family Guy