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Clips from Family Guy - A Fish Out of Water (S03E03)

""But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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""Laugh and cry"
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""He's a family guy"
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"I guess it couldn't be worse than last year when we all went to Sea World."
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"Lois is right. I've been out of work too long."
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"That's how a real New England man makes a living."
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"That's Mercury, Jake, the planet closest to the sun."
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"Ah, yeah, that feels good."
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"Chris, don't forget to mist under his chins."
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"I am gonna drop this weight and rejoin the workforce."
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"So... I don't know. Have him send Frank or Glen or Harelip Steve."
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"I know, it creeps me out, too."
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"You wouldn't believe what we confiscate from these crooks."
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"- $50,000! - Sold for $50,000."
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"Congratulations. You've bought yourself a cursed boat."
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"Don't expect me to fish your dead body from an angry sea"
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"Not if I strangle myself with a seaweed wrap and die."
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"You haven't told me how you expect to pay for that boat."
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"What sets us apart from other banks is that other banks are banks."
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"I'll take 'em. Just kidding. Or maybe I'm not. Sign this."
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"- What do you want on your thigh? - I want a skull."
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"Hey, how about some TV?"
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"keeping it real and kicking ass at spring break! Whoo!"
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"Peter Griffin. Friends call me Peter for short."
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"I'll let you in on a secret, neighbour. The best fishing is at latitude 42, longitude 71."
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"There we are."
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"and you take an antibiotic, it makes it not work?"
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"- Oh, my God. - Come on, Meg! Get out of the car!"
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"Aaargh!"
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"Now let's go to Tom Green, who's gonna do something really outrageous!"
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"The bank said you're a fat deadbeat loser."
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"While I may not agree with what you say, I'll defend to the death your right to say it."
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"- Indeed. - Most certainly."
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"- Hey! What are you doing here? - What am I doing here?"
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"- Nothing. - That's right, nothing. Don't you sass me!"
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"Good evening. Stevenson residence."
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"- Hi, Mom! - Hi, Chris. Put your father on."
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"All right. All right. I've got one. I've got one. OK."
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"Oh, we're fine."
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"Lois will be home in a coupla days and we're getting kicked out tomorrow."
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"- That's not gonna... - Come on!"
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"Wonder Twin powers, activate!"
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"- Time! - It wasn't right the first time!"
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"You could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks apiece."
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"Agh! What is this?"
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"Sea water, courtesy of that gentleman over there."
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"Why don't you kill Daggermouth?"
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"He'll kill any man that comes near there. I saw him once."
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"and I was tired, and I'd been swimming in a pool with too much chlorine,"
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"Hey, no! No! Hot!"
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"- We could have a bake sale. - I think that's a neat idea."
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"- Lois! Lois! Lois! - Meg! Meg! Meg! Meg!"
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"Why do you cops always have to kill our buzz?"
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"He used a teenage colloquialism. Get the tear gas."
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"- Not so fast, big guy. - What are you guys doing here?"
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"- This will be dangerous. We could all die. - Come on. You're our best friend."
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"Hyah!"
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"I can't believe I just showed everyone my tater tots."
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"If you're gonna grab ahold of life,"
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"OK, one, two, three... tuck and roll!"
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"- Taylor Hanson. - Taylor Hanson's a guy."
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"Oh, God! Oh, God!"
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"I wonder where that fish did go."
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"I heard that one of Shannon Doherty's eyes is off-centre cos it's trying to escape."
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"These antique pistols take ten minutes to reload."
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"- Why? - Merchandise. T-shirts, mugs, posters."
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"And now I'm gonna give you $50,000 to be on your way."
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"built a sophisticated talking fish robot."
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"and letting those boys take pictures of you sleeping."
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"- Whoo! Yeah! You go, girl! - One's an innie and one's an outie."
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"I got to admit I half expected to come home, and our stuff would be gone,"
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"- How do you turn a phrase? - God, you're dumb. Thank God for that ass."
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"Not now, Abby."
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"Chris, shut the hose off for a second. I have an announcement."
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"Because no one told me. I thought you should know."
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"Your house? This is my house. My wife and I bought it from the bank."
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"- That's not a good choice. - She's so jagged."
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"- Agh! - It's him! Quick, shoot him!"
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"- $50,000? For what? - To keep your mouth shut."
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"Now, come here and kiss me."
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"- Sold for $25,000. - Yes!"
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"- Oh, dear! - What is it?"
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"Hey, this is VH1 and we're rocking at spring break."
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""It seems today that all you see"
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""Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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""On which we used to rely?"
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""Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us"
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"Peter, this is ridiculous. I know you're upset about losing your job,"
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"but you've sat there for two weeks."
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"- I have not, Lois. - He's right. It's actually been more like..."
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"- Yeah. 13 days. - You have to do something other than eat."
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"All right, all right. Brian, let's go for a walk."
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"Meg, sweetheart, what's wrong?"
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"My life. That's what's wrong. I was totally humiliated at school today."
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"We're gonna do an informal survey here, kids."
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"Would those who are going away for spring break please move to the left of the room?"
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"Oigan, quienes van a spring break, pasen a la izquierda, por favor."
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"- Meg, what do those kids know? - They know how to have a good time."
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"So do we. I'll tell you what. How about you and I have our own little spring break?"
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"We'll go to that fancy new spa that just opened up."
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"Massages and facials. It'll be great. What do you say?"
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"And how long has this been going on?!"
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"I think you should find something you enjoy doing."
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"- Take those guys out there, for example. - Where?"
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"Oh, yeah. Now, that's a job. Fresh sea air, working outside."
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"- That's something to think about. - What's that, Daddy?"
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"What it's doing by the wharf, we should ask a scientist..."
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"I'm a guy, you jackass!"
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"Oh, boy, Lois. It's a real mess down there."
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"I'm afraid I'm won't be able to do this in the time I quoted."
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"I have decided to become a professional fisherman."
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"What? Why a fisherman?"
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"It makes sense. You know how much time I've spent on the ocean."
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"Wilson! What are we gonna do now?!"
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"- Wilson! Wilson! - My name is Voit, dumb-ass."
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"Tell Walter I won't be able to make it to the construction site."
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"So you think I can find a boat here?"
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"- 50 bucks! - She had nine STD's."
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"- 45 bucks. - And when we caught her, she wet herself."
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"- 50 bucks. - Will you sell anything that's not gross?"
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