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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Swing Vote (S05E05)

"about blah, blah, blah, or are we gonna play?"
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"Game on."
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"Hey, everybody, great news."
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"I got dibs on the dinosaur."
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"- You got 'em. - Sweet."
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"The Councilman is away... Good luck to you both."
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"Yeah, I could be a pro!"
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"Wow, you are on fire, Jeremy."
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"that brings joy to people's lives"
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"and brings a community together."
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"It's also a place that costs the taxpayer"
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"You guys sound like school."
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"I have two important pieces of caddy information."
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"Councilman Jamm leads by eight strokes,"
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"and you are both about to set a course record."
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"For friendship."
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"You are pandering to get a vote."
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"I am not deliberately losing."
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"I'm having a very off night."
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"You're only as good as your word."
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"You want a word, Ron?"
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"I have a word for you."
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"I will do anything I can to get Jamm's vote"
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"so that he will keep this course open,"
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"Shut up."
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"Hi, Mona-Lisa?"
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"Hi."
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"- I used to date Tom. - Oh, okay."
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"We can do this, but I will bite you."
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"Is that a screwdrive-- no, I do not want to fight."
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"- No. - Okay."
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"I just wanna talk to you woman-to-woman"
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"because I know Tom pretty well."
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"He is a total control freak."
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"and the worst part is, they're all"
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"Diddy's on Instagram?"
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"- Who are you yelling at? - The jagweeds."
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"- ♪ Everything that used to... - I'm done with that band."
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"I work two part-time jobs. Hello."
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"Burly's terrible."
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"Right, that's what I meant."
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"I love Andy, but to be perfectly honest,"
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"I really only listen to, like, German Death Reggae"
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"and Halloween sound effects records from the 1950s."
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"And Bette Midler."
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"Obviously."
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"You know what, I'm retiring from music."
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"- Andy. Andy. - Done."
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"on this stage tonight, everybody."
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"I'ma show these idiots what a big mistake they made."
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"I need piece of paper, I need a pen, I need four more beers,"
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"I need a computer fan, I need a lightning bolt of inspiration."
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"It's song writing time."
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"What do you need a computer fan for?"
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"Sometimes when you use a computer, it gets hot,"
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"and the fan cools it down."
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"that you're cool with Tom's financial situation."
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"Tommy owns his own business."
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"What?"
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"Excuse me."
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"Uh, yeah, super broke. Are you upset about that?"
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"Mm, yeah, 'cause I don't eff with poorsies."
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"But thanks to a warning from my new best friend,"
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"We're done, you're awesome,"
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"and I don't even usually like Puerto Rican chicks."
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"You're breaking up with me?"
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"- Oh, man, that sucks. - That's right. It's over."
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"Let's go dance."
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"Help."
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"Ugh, I cannot catch a break."
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"You better find your stroke, Knope."
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"Guys, I'm gonna let Julie go home."
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"It's getting late, and Jeremy's eaten all the syrup."
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"Thank you."
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"It's been an honor working alongside you."
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"- Thanks. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up."
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"Snow cones are half the fun."
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"I have calculus homework. I--"
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"Oh, well, math is worthless in real life."
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"That's all you need."
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"Math is very important,"
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"I've made my point. Leslie has made hers."
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"Which way are you voting, Councilman?"
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"Uh, well, I'm kind of still on the fence"
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"about this budget thing,"
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"You sure make a guy feel like a real lady."
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"Weird."
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"You two play each other."
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"I'm game. Ron?"
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"are competing their hardest is certainly more honorable"
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"Sudden death playoff"
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"if I didn't have impeccable blood pressure."
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"My name is Andy Dwyer."
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"Well, after tonight, you'll only know me as the former artist"
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"I'm retiring from music."
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"This is my swan song."
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"♪ Once I was a golden swan ♪"
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"♪ swan of a man"
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"♪ and he started a rock and roll band ♪"
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"♪ that everybody claimed they loved ♪"
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"♪ this is my swan song"
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"Why do they still even make that?"
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"She just mixes in water and baby oil."
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"You need to break things off with me and Mona-Lisa."
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"Uh, Ann, this might be a battle"
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"you need to fight yourself."
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"I try not to get involved"
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"Aah! Don't hurt me."
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"Get me out of this friendship!"
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"♪ where I can be the beautiful duckling ♪"
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"♪ I always was inside"
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"♪ whoa"
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"♪ whoa"
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"Why is there a gorilla guarding this gingerbread house?"
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"Wow."
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"This is it."
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"Ron leads by one."
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"If he hits the ball into the dragon's mouth,"
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"he gets Jamm's vote."
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"Uh, bean sprouts."
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