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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Swing Vote (S05E05)

"based on your rage sweat."
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"That putt-putt is gonna be around forever,"
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"but before I do, can I just point out"
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"how handsome the both of you look today?"
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"Well, the last time I was there,"
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"- What do you think? - Hmm."
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"No one."
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"I am? You drove here."
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"I already ordered the water."
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"I don't know what you want me to do."
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"a charity he discovered,"
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"Really? They sound kinda crappy to me."
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"Kinda sounds like one of your songs, babe."
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"That's a song I wrote!"
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"I already lent you my car."
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"Ugh, I'm so sick of the third degree."
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"Move aside!"
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"Dating Mona-Lisa is awesome."
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"We're not quite a couple but--"
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"Yeah. Cool. Congrats."
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"You said that about me."
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"Calm down, Ann. You're proving my point."
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"Can you break up with her for me?"
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"I'm not gonna dump a girl for you."
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"Ugh, but that's my favorite blankie."
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"I love being a caddy."
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"- Yeah, good one! - Nice shot!"
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"Great sweeping."
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"What a great and funny story."
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"Chris, Leslie, snow cone lady."
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"Hey, man, what's up?"
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"A band."
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"First of all, your nachos are terrible."
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"No one's had the guts to tell you."
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"to Burly and The Backstabbers."
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"Yeah, he's really good at coming up with names."
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"Everybody loves it."
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"and tomorrow you're voting on an issue that she cares about."
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"Hey, guys, what, are we gonna stand around all day"
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"and listen to Ron spout off unrelated facts"
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"I think this proves that this is a wonderful place"
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"$9,000 in annual subsidies."
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"And worse, you're deliberately losing."
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"and it will be good for the community--"
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"stop! I know it's more than one word."
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"I'm Ann Perkins."
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"'Cause I cannot crack"
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"that little bitch's code."
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"I don't."
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"You know what used to drive me nuts?"
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"How did I not know that Diddy was on Instagram, you jagweeds?"
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"I mean, I'm an adult now, you know?"
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"I don't need the stress"
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"of playing guitar with my friends every few weeks."
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"Yeah, plus look how bad they are without you."
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"He actually has a really beautiful voice"
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"for a backup singer."
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"Mouse Rat's music is not my thing."
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"a monster farewell performance solo"
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"Yeah, but he had to borrow a lot of money,"
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"I don't have to, okay?"
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"Yeah, Julie, could you stay, please?"
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"I mean, there's an app for calculating tips."
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"especially for young women. Stay in school."
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"An athletic competition where both parties"
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"than whatever this charade is."
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"I could literally faint"
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"You probably know me as the artist formerly known"
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"as the lead singer of Mouse Rat."
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"♪ now that swan's name was Andy ♪"
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"♪ and then the band mates dicked him over ♪"
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"♪ with a massive rock and roll shove ♪"
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"♪ whoa"
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"Because mini-golf is awesome."
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"It's cute, and it's fun, and it needs to be saved."
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"- Damn it! - Hole- in-one!"
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"Excellent win, Ron."
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"Even better loss, Leslie."
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"A fine trophy."
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""Oh, no, Tom's no good for you.""
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"What? No. We do not wanna have a threesome with you."
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"You still owe me a blanket."
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"Look, I still don't think we should date."
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"Co-workers, I bid you adieu."
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"This is just how I dress now."
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"Ha, joke's on them. I forgot it."
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"but then you got rid of its habitat, so it died."
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"and I do not deviate from them."
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"They're not the right principles."
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"through the girl's windshield."
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"She dives in, steals her purse,"
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"You have to break up with her."
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"Never use a lint roller."
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"If I see this at one picnic, I swear--"
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"Okay, you know what, I don't even want it anymore."
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"that you were gonna vote to close the putt-putt."
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"for that stupid swimming pool bill."
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"to pump me full of snow cones."
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"This is simply how people like us operate."
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"I have six things to say to you."
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"One: You drive me nuts with your rigid code of honor."
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"that I haven't been to rehearsal"
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"or walk out onstage in front of me."
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"Well, we never wanted to kick you out."
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"I'm more of a backup singer anyways."
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"Hey, you got a great voice."
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"All right!"
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"from a very determined co-worker whom I respect."
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"welcome to Mouse Rat's Reunion Show,"
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"featuring me, Andy Dwyer, and for the first time,"
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"Name one other band that's done that."
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"First of all, I am rage glowing."
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"Second, you wanna cut funding"
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"for the Pawnee Palms Public Putt-Putt?"
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"What did the P.P.P.P.P. ever do to you?"
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"Ron is very anti-government, and he has that philosophy,"
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"but there are just certain things that you don't cut."
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"Schools, police, mini-golf, merry-go-rounds, parades,"
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"Pretty gardens, hummingbird feeders."
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"I believe in cutting useless government projects."
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