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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Swing Vote (S05E05)

"I also believe in cutting useful projects,"
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"future projects, and past projects."
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"The Hoover Dam is a travesty."
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"You also believe in making furniture."
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"Do you expect me to make a chair"
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"out of transistor chips and small wires?"
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"Look, the defunding of the mini-golf course"
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"is on the agenda for the city council meeting tomorrow."
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"I'm sure you'll argue against it with your trademark vigor."
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"Oh, I will argue, and I'm gonna win."
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"it'll attract more visitors than the Hoover Dam."
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"And it'll produce double the amount of electricity."
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"- How? - I'll figure it out."
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"Councilmen, I have something to discuss with you,"
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"- Yeah, I know. - I feel very ill."
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"Okay, well, tomorrow we are voting on funding"
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"for the mini-golf course, and personally,"
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"I think it is great for families,"
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"it's a great job creator, and it's extremely cute."
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"I'm wondering which way you two are leaning."
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"I saw kids of all races getting along and playing."
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"It was terrible."
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"So I'm voting to get rid of it."
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"At least you have a good reason."
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"Well, Howser is with me."
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"Milton is with Dexhart."
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"Jeremy, you're the swing vote."
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"Well, on the one hand, I love cutting government programs."
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"On the other hand, mini-golf rules."
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"And on the third hand, I hate both you and Ron Swanson."
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"So this one could go either way."
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"I'm kind of a badass wild card."
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"Hey, what are you doing tonight?"
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"More like who am I doing?"
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"I'm free. What's up?"
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"for my friend here, designated driver?"
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"Nah, it's too late, bro."
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"Andy and I just closed a big donation"
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"And paying for everyone."
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"I should be more assertive."
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"Aw, the band is moving me tonight."
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"It's really good."
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"on some of the local high school bands,"
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"Thank you, everyone."
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"Rat Mouse?"
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"Hey, baby, can I borrow your car for a month?"
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"Do you not know where my car is?"
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"It's like dating a cop."
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"Except that I live in constant fear for my life."
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"and have someone else dump her for me."
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"Uh, Perkins, sit down."
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"I just heard that you and Traeger"
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"Yeah, it's funny, right?"
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"I mean, we're already planning"
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"on having a baby together."
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"Listen, I need your help."
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"My girlfriend is crazy."
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"You say that about every girl you date."
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"Seriously, Mona-Lisa is legit insane."
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"to buy a Nicki Minaj poster."
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"I'll give you that chenille blanket of mine"
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"- you love so much. - Deal."
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"- Won't you do it for free? - Nope."
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"Fine."
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"Yeah, dead ringer for Courtney Thorne-Smith."
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"She works at the gas station."
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"Okay, I need to have Jamm fall in love with this place,"
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"so I'm rolling out the red carpet."
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"I need you to stay upbeat."
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"Keep things light."
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"Absolutely."
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"I can be a sort of..."
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"Conversational lubricant."
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"Yeah, there's probably a less gross way"
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"to say it, but sure."
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"It's so much more than just carrying clubs."
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"It's about offering positive reinforcement."
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"I consider myself a caddy to everyone in my life."
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"Way to be, duck."
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"Councilman, nice putter."
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"Oh, thank you very much."
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"Some fat Hawaiian guy left it in my waiting room."
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""Oh, uh, yeah, yeah, no, I haven't seen it."
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"I don't know.""
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"Classic."
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"Okay, before we start, anybody want a hot dog?"
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"Hot dogs?"
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"Yikes, okay. How about a snow cone on me?"
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"Hello, Councilman."
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"I see you're about to play a round"
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"of publicly subsidized mini-golf."
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"Mind if I join you?"
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"Well, hello, Burly, Chang."
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"I was just over at the bar,"
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"who all talked about how awesome I was,"
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"and I look up, and what do I see?"
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"But you're missing something like, uh, I don't know,"
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"your lead singer/songwriter/ T-shirt designer/nacho chef."
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"What's up?"
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"Why don't you melt the cheese?"
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"We tried to tell you about the show, man."
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"I called your cell, like, 20 times."
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"Well, I dropped my cell phone"
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"in a bowl of cereal last week, you idiot."
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"Maybe you should change your name"
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"That's a pretty good name, actually."
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"If not, you should."
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"I won't be playing."
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"I'm simply here to remind Councilman Jamm"
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"that this ridiculous play palace"
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"costs the taxpayers thousands of dollars a year."
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"And what a bargain."
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"I mean, kids love it, adults love it, Jamm loves it."
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"It's like the Toy Story 3 of places."
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"Yeah, she's right, Swanson."
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"I do love it."
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"You should relax a little."
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"Have a snow cone."
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"Leslie's buying all night."
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"She's buying you snow cones,"
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