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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Underage Drinking: A National Concern (S01E01)

"You guys sniffing glue in your mom's basement. That's creepy."
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"Tim Murphy slept with your prom date."
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"Tim Murphy slept with your prom date!"
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"- Tim Murphy had sex with your prom date! - That's right."
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"- Oh. He's getting sad now. - Oh, no."
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"- There's, like, watering in the eyes. - Now he's running away."
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"- [Mock Crying] - Oh, is he gonna cry?"
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"[Mock Crying] Did you see that? He was totally gonna cry."
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"Oh, Trey, that is so sad."
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"I mean, Tammy's great and all. I just wasn't feeling it, you know?"
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"Don't get me wrong. Tammy's, like, the prettiest girl in school..."
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"so it was a perfect match."
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"She's not as pretty as you though."
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"[Chuckles] Oh! Thank you."
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"Wait! I can't do this."
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"- What? - I never statutory raped anyone before."
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"Oh. Okay. I'll tell you what."
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"Let's, uh, just take it slow."
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"[Sighs] You are so sweet."
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"Right."
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"Yeah."
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"These kids are wasted, bro. I thought we were cuttin' 'em off."
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"I am cuttin' 'em off. These kids haven't had more than three drinks each."
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"Plus, there's so much water, they're probably more hydrated than they ever have been."
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"- Are they fakin' it? - I guess."
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"- Just stay away from me, Billy! - No, Sara! I saw you flirting with him!"
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"No, I know it. You were throwing yourself on him!"
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"Hey, hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"
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"Give me some eyes! Look at me! Cool your jets!"
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"- I'm sorry. - All right, beat it!"
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"- Are you okay? - He's such a player."
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"- Is he a player? - Big time."
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"Charlie, that was the coolest thing you've ever done!"
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"I know. I'm gonna be sick."
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"[Girls Giggling]"
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"- Oh, shit. - You Dennis Reynolds?"
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"- Yeah. - You like what you see?"
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"[Chuckles] Dude, relax. I'm 18."
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"- Are you in high school? - Yes."
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"- Then take a hike. - Doesn't seem to bother your sister."
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"What?"
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"She was all over this one boy in my class today."
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"Really?"
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"Listen, dude, I'm legal..."
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"and I love to party."
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"[Chuckles]"
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"Goddamn it."
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"- [Knocking] - [Dee] Hang on. I'm coming!"
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"- What the hell is wrong with you? - What?"
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"I know you were hanging out with that high school kid from the bar."
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"Okay. You know what? We're just friends, all right?"
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"He went through a really bad breakup, and he just needed me to be there for him."
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"What you're doing is sick and wrong."
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"- Going out with the most popular kid in high school. - Why would that be a fantasy?"
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"I went out with tons of guys in high school."
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"You wore that scoliosis back brace until you were 20 years old."
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"Oh, my God. You're as delusional as Mac and Charlie."
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"Do not compare me to Mac and Charlie."
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"I'm telling you, this is the wrong kind of glue, Charlie."
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"- No, this will work. - No, look. "Nontoxic and safe.""
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"We don't want safe. We want toxic."
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"- Something's happening. - Nothing is gonna happen."
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"- Something's happening. - Nothing's gonna happen."
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"[Phone Rings]"
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"Y'ello. Yeah."
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"Oh, hey. How are you?"
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"Really? That's cool."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"Bye."
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"Dude. That was that girl Sara, the one from the bar the other night..."
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"who I rescued from that kid."
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"Well, her parents are out of town, and she's totally having a party."
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"What do you think?"
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"Kind of a lame party, bro."
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"Uh, what do you think? Should we jet?"
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"Yeah. This doesn't feel right."
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"Hey, guys! [Giggling]"
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"- Hi, Sara. - Hey."
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"I'm so glad you guys came."
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"Well, uh, we ran into a little bit of a problem."
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"My brother, he was supposed to pick up the keg, but he bailed on me."
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"- Oh, that sucks. - Yeah. Yeah, it totally sucks."
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"- Oh, you mean- No, I don't- - Ooh, no."
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"Geez, I don't think that's such a good idea."
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"Listen, it's one thing at the bar, you know, where we have control over you guys."
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"- It's another thing- - Ah, come on, please? Please."
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"- You guys have been so cool. - Yeah, we were just talking about how cool you guys were."
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"- Really? - You were?"
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"Mm-hmm. This would be the coolest thing that anyone's ever done for us."
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"- Ever. - Ever."
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"Who wants to do a keg stand?"
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"Um, I'm kind ofhaving second thoughts a little bit."
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"Oh, come on. It'll be a blast."
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"Yeah, well, I don't think your friends like me that much."
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"Let's go get a beer."
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"27, 28, 29!"
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"- Hey, Dee. - Hi, guys."
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"- What's going on? - Just hanging out, you know?"
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"Yeah."
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"Wanna do a keg stand?"
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"Seventy-five, 76, 77!"
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"[Cheering]"
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"So, Ben is, like, "I don't care what Kevin said, Sara."
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""Whatever, Ben. I heard from Caitlin that you were totally into her.""
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"Um, he's so full of shit."
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"- [Chattering] - Goddamn!"
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"Come on. Oh, come on."
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"Yeah! What do you think about that, bitches?"
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"Load 'em up, losers! What do you think about this, huh?"
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"How I embarrassed your boyfriend in front of everybody? You like that?"
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"- You like what you see? - What's with this guy?"
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"I know. What is he, like, 40?"
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"Get me some more! Get me some more! Let's go! Load 'em up!"
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"- I'm gonna put on a goddamn clinic! - What an asshole."
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"[Groans]"
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"Come on, guys. Hey. Let's go. Let's go!"
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"- Oh, get off me, dude! - Get off me!"
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"Can we please get out of here? Let's go."
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"Why?"
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"Trey asked me to prom last night. This is getting really weird."
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