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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Underage Drinking: A National Concern (S01E01)

"- I like what you're doing! - I like what we're all doing!"
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"## [Rapping Continues]"
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"- ## [Stops] - Everybody, out!"
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"- I don't know about that though. - Oh, Mac!"
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"Maybe we have "a social responsibility" to provide a safe haven..."
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"Four drink maximum. Like, that's it. You know what I mean?"
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"## [Man Rapping]"
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"The trick is to just kind of open your throat."
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"You are so much cooler than all the other girls I know."
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"Mac was very popular. And I like to think I was pretty popular myself."
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"You want to talk about creepy?"
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"[Sighs] It was a really bad breakup."
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"Oh, yeah. Well, you gotta feel it."
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"- It just wasn't working. - Hmm."
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"Where were you when I was in high school?"
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"I was eight."
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"give me a call."
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"So, um, we were wondering if maybe you guys could help us out."
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"Twenty-five, 26..."
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"I was only going out with Rachel to get closer to you.""
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"Oh, my- Oh, my God. What did you say to that?"
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"No. No, no, no. No. Leave. Leave. Go."
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"- I can't wait to just get out there and start dancing. - I'm gonna dance too."
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"This is classic Tammy."
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"- What is happening? - That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend."
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"This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy-"
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"I always knew that they'd wind up together, 'cause they're, like, so perfect for each other."
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"- [Chattering] - ## [Hip-hop]"
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"## [Man Rapping]"
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"I like what I'm seeing here!"
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"- I like what you're doing right now! - I like what you're doing!"
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"- I like this guy! [Shouting] - This is insane!"
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"- I've never seen so many beautiful people in my life! - Hey, check it out!"
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"Even Sweet Dee's getting lucky!"
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"That dude's gonna bang your sister, bro."
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"- This is good, man. I feel good. - You look good, brother."
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"No, no, no, no. I feel better than good."
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"- You know, I feel like, um- I feel like dancing. - Whoa, it feels good, man!"
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"- You should. - I feel like dancing!"
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"- Get out there, buddy. Make it happen. Nice. - I feel like dancing!"
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"[Mac] I love that little man."
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"This is great. I mean, what's going on?"
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"- Kind of a young crowd, right? - Yeah!"
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"- Really, really young. - Mm-hmm."
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"What, do you think these kids are in college or what?"
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"I don't know. Hey. You. How old are you?"
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"Twenty-one?"
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"But I don't understand how you guys could let this happen."
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"It was not my fault. I was working behind the bar."
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"Come on, Dennis. You remember what it was like in high school."
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"The minute we caught word that a bar wasn't carding..."
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"we would just pack the place the following weekend."
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"They probably had a recon crew come in last week."
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"- They definitely had- - Why, you guys? Why were we not carding?"
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"- Not my job. - Not my job either."
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"It's all of our jobs. We could get into a lot of trouble for this."
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"And we also have a social responsibility to keep teenagers from drinking."
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"[Sighs] I guess."
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"- Mac, don't. - Hold on a second. Hear me out."
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"It wasn't that long ago that we were in the same position as these youngsters, right?"
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"I mean, we'd get kicked out of some bar, and what did we do, Den?"
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"We would get a bunch of 40s from a homeless guy..."
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"and we'd go sit in some park, right?"
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"- That is true. That is absolutely true. - And what would happen?"
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"We would almost get raped and/or murdered and/or stabbed by crackheads in Fairmount Park."
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"You wanna know what else what would happen?"
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"We drove Nicky Potnik's car into a tree on Kelly Drive."
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"With Sweet Dee in the backseat puking because some guy talked to her that she liked, remember?"
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"Every time some guy talks to you that you like..."
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"you get so nervous you drink yourself into oblivion."
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"- I had bad potato salad. - You drink yourself crazy."
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"You abused alcohol, and that's okay."
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"But it's very dangerous, right? Right? Okay."
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"Well, maybe we should look at this whole thing from a different angle."
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"for these kids to be kids."
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"- You know, experiment. - No. I don't like where this is heading."
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"- We would have to set up ground rules. - Okay."
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"No drinking and driving. No one's gonna crash Nicky Potnik's car."
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"- Right. - Everyone has to take a cab."
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"Yeah, yeah. That's it. Anyone causing trouble can't come."
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"- If you're gonna be here, you gotta be cool. - He's gone! He's gone!"
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"Listen, we water down the drinks, jack up the prices."
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"- Oh, my- Come on! - We could make a serious profit off these kids."
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"And they'd have no idea what the hell's going on."
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"- Yeah. - I don't know how you guys live with yourselves."
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"- One day at a time. - One day at a time."
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"Yeah, I know, Mom. I heard you the first time."
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"I'm perfectly aware of what time it is. Thank you, Mom."
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"Do we have to do this right now?"
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"Yeah, I know how old I am. Did you think that I forgot, maybe, how old-That's-"
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"As a matter of fact, I have a date this afternoon with my friend Steven."
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"So I should probably go, 'cause I gotta get ready for that."
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"- [Beeps] - [Frustrated Grunt]"
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"Hello, Steven."
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"- [Rings] - Hello."
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"- Dee? - Yeah."
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"You know what? I don't think I should be talking with you."
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"Really?"
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"I can't believe that someone as gorgeous as you can be so down to earth."
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"Well, you know, I've always tried to keep both feet on the ground, so-"
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"Yeah. So, listen, I have a lacrosse game..."
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"but I was wondering if you wanted to meet me and my friends at Lemon Hill afterwards."
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"Lemon Hill? That's where all the cool kids used to go."
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"- Good. So you've been there. - Oh! Come on."
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"I've been there, like, 200 times."
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"Why don't you stop by? I mean, unless you got something better to do today."
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"Wow. You can really put 'em back, can't you?"
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"- ## [Rock] - [Man] Whoo!"
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"- All right. There you go. - [Charlie] Look how much fun they're having, man."
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"Remember how great high school was? All those parties, no responsibilities."
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"- I don't think it happened the way you think. - What do you mean?"
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"is 'cause you sold us all weed."
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"- You were. - No, he was. You were popular like a clown is popular."
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"- What? - Yeah, you made us all laugh."
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"All the guys knew you couldn't sleep with their girlfriends."
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"Yeah. You've always had that creepy thing with younger girls."
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"- I do not. - You're not in high school anymore, pal."
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"You better keep it in the pants, 'cause it's kind of creepy."
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