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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Underage Drinking: A National Concern (S01E01)

"- That girl Sara asked me too. - You're kidding!"
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"What? No, we can't go to the prom. That's pathetic."
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"What do you mean "we"? Who asked you?"
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"Let's just go. Let's just go."
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"All right, all right. I'm coming."
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"- Hi, sexy. - What are you doing here? You gotta get out of here."
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"I need a date for the prom, and I want you to take me."
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"[Scoffs] Are you kidding me? I can't do that, okay?"
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"- You gotta go. - Isn't there anything I can do to change your mind?"
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"Okay. You can either take me to the prom..."
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"or I can tell the police that you're serving underage kids."
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"- Are you serious? - Try me."
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"Goddamn it."
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"You know what? I don't think we should be serving minors anymore."
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"- Oh, no. Somebody's jealous. - I'm not jealous. I just think it's dangerous."
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"- You're jealous you didn't get asked to the prom. - I don't care about that."
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"- Ah, you're gonna cry? - Shut up!"
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"Yo, you guys? No more kids in the bar, seriously."
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"- Okay! Now we're talking some sense. - What the hell?"
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"Yeah. This girl comes over to my house..."
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"tells me that if I don't go to the prom with her, she's gonna rat us out to the cops."
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"Wait a second. Hold on. So all of you guys got asked to the prom?"
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"- Yeah. - Whoa."
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"Oh, this is so lame!"
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"At least you don't actually have to go."
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"- Are you going? - Yeah. I have to."
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"Oh, well, if you're going, I'm going then, I guess."
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"- So you- - What?"
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"I didn't get to go when I was in high school. It might actually be fun."
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"If you guys are going, I'm going. I'm not staying here."
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"- Are you gonna go? - I'm gonna go."
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"- I have to go, so- - You guys are pathetic!"
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"Maybe if you weren't such a jerk, someone might have asked you."
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"Because Sara told me that Maureen told her that Regina McGinley thought you were cute."
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"- Then Ray Rafferty comes up to you at the party, and you're- - Charlie, shut up!"
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"The only reason that Sara asked you in the first place is because you're the only idiot..."
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"dumb enough to listen to her bitch about her ex-boyfriend all night!"
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"Whatever. [Beeping Noise]"
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"Hey, we should have a pre-prom party."
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"[Sighs] You know what, Charlie?"
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"I think this is actually gonna be pretty great."
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"Oh, dude, are you kidding me? This is gonna be awesome."
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"- Are you gonna dance, baby? You gonna dance with me? - I'm gonna dance like this."
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"Oh, Dee! Come here. Let me take a look at you."
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"Wow. You look-You look-Yeah."
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"I know. I feel so lucky that this thing even fits still."
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"- Is that your dress from high school? - Yup."
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"- You didn't go to the prom in high school, Dee. - No, I know."
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"My back brace was under the dress, and Mom called me fat."
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"So I stayed home and cried instead."
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"Take-Take it slow. Take it slow."
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"I know, you guys, but I just am so nervous."
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"I just want this whole night to be so special."
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"That dude is going to bang your sister, bro."
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"- What's up, bitches? Mmm! - What is this? What are you doing?"
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"You assholes aren't gonna be the only ones having fun. I'm going to the prom."
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"- Dork! You cannot crash a high school prom. - I'm going stag, bro."
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"Mac, you are so pathetic."
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"Yes, and your eyebrows are drawn on, so-"
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"Whoa. Well, you know what?"
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"Say it, don't spray it."
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"Trey's here. Oh, my God."
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"Hello. Excuse me, Mac. My date has arrived."
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"Trey is so cool."
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"He's totally gonna bang your sister."
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"Hello, sweet prince. [Giggling]"
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"Wow! You look... good."
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"I know! Like a princess."
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"- Can I tell you a little secret? - Sure."
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"Beat it."
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"- I always wanted to have sex on prom. - Ah."
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"All right. So what's the plan? Do we have a limo or what?"
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"- The plan is, you're not coming with us. - Yeah."
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"- Why not? - You weren't invited and you don't have a date."
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"- What is that supposed to mean? - Oh, Jesus."
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"Oh, who is that?"
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"- That's my prom date. - Mm-hmm."
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"She's unbelievable. How old is she?"
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"- She's 18. - Eighteen?"
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"- You are a lucky man. You are a lucky man. - Oh, you dick!"
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"Wait a second. You guys called me creepy for liking young chicks."
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"Eighteen's legal, bro. This isn't a morality contest."
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"Eighteen's not young, brother."
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"- So you guys are giving me the go-ahead? I mean, can I- - Go ahead."
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"- Hi, Dennis. - Hi."
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"- You look- - Yeah, I know."
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"- Do ya? [Whistles] - Mm-hmm."
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"[Grunts] Oh."
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"- Tammy? - Mm-mmm. No. What?"
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"Hold on one minute."
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"- [Chuckles] Can I get you a drink? - Maybe."
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"- What would you like? - Anything you want."
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"- Tammy, what are you doing here? - I'm picking up my date."
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"You're going to prom with this guy?"
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"Yes."
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"Can I talk to you for a second?"
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend."
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"Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kinallen said..."
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"that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timby at a party."
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"But she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because, you know..."
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"she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Hannabry."
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"But Trey didn't like Erin Hannabry. It was all a bunch of bull."
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"- [Dee] What are they talking about? - [All] Whoa!"
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"- Where are they going? - What the hell is this?"
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"Oh, man! Ah, they did it. They got what they wanted."
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"- This is bullshit. - So wait a second."
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"They were actually using you two..."
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"to make each other jealous."
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"- [Both] Shut up, Charlie! - They're one of those perfect matches."
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"- That dude's gonna bang your prom date, bro. - Stop saying it!"
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"- It's not funny! - Hey, why are you such an asshole all the time?"
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"I'm not the asshole. You guys are the ones that just got dumped on prom night."
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"- Yes, I was. Absolutely. - How old are you, dude?"
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"- I am 28 years old. - You're a piece of crap!"
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"- I'm not a piece of crap! You're a piece of crap. - I have to pee."
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"Stop it. Go pee."
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"I hate you, Charlie."
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"Just like high school."
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"## [Man Singing]"
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