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Clips from South Park - Freemium Isn't Free (S18E18)

"Please drink responsibly."
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"Come on. This way, Stan."
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"Sound familiar?"
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"All right."
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"Earthy, bold, hint of cherry after-tones."
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"I'm not the one who made it."
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"Why would they do that?"
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"Then I made my first in-app purchase."
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"We'd say we lost an arm and a leg,"
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"Hey, buddy! Come on, guy!"
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"One."
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"I don't understand."
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"Fellas, could I have a minute with Stan, please?"
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"I'm an addict, too. But I got help."
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"We have to find a way to get the word out."
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"Okay, it's done."
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"You paid pushers"
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"Minister of Mobile Gaming, what's this all aboot?"
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"Don't think aboot that. Think about all the money."
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"Okay, but we still won't stand for this!"
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"So, like, if you keep doing something too much,"
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"The addict people said something about me filling a hole."
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"Give me just a sec."
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"Who is this guy?!"
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"we get feedback on how to shove this shit"
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"Why does he suddenly sound like Al Pacino"
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"in "Devil's Advocate"?!"
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"make you more likely to have trouble"
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"Okay, so we kind of understand now, champ?"
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"Hey, buddy, where'd you go? Don't you want more Canadough?"
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"he apparently made a deal with the Canadian devil."
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"The Canadian devil now has complete control"
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"Well, well. My overachieving doppelganger."
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"Return from whence you came!"
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"This is certainly a conundrum for Canadians everywhere"
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"Screw that! Go, Canada!"
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"- Hey, dude. - Hey."
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"Cool."
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"you are making a deal with the Canadian devil."
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"We will no longer make freemium games,"
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"with money taken from addicts."
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"Well, all right! Good for you guys."
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"Tell you what, I'll join you."
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"That's not a glass, that's a trophy,"
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"You what?"
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"That's one coin. Can you collect more?"
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"What are you two boners doing?"
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"What's the big idea making a mobile game"
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"to make games that are boring and stupid,"
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"Jesus Christ."
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"And so, in conclusion,"
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"offer the players a way to spend real currency"
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"Yes."
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"I mean, come on."
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"You. Friends."
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"Hot girls. You're hot."
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"More tuxedos! More cars!"
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"More pussy! More vodka!"
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"You two have demons you're trying to compensate for."
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"I lost my crutches!"
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"I didn't think I spent that much."
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"There's nothing wrong with promoting a mobile game."
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"You discovered my plan, but too late!"
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"But this is just blatant Skinner box manipulation."
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"Who the fuck is that?"
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"Certainly a shocking turn of events here"
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"and we will no longer make improvements to our country"
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"There's a new Terrance and Phillip mobile game,"
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"What do you mean?"
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"I'm gonna move here and here,"
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"# Ample parking day or night #"
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"Who do you think you are?"
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"- I'll pay you back for it, okay? - How?!"
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"I hate to say it,"
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"What do you mean?"
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"Well, I guess if everyone's just paying 40 cents at a time,"
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"You! Drink! Vegas! Fun! Pussy!"
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"Vodka! Drink, drink, drink!"
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"Yeah, it's fun."
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"If you roll a five or six, you can kill these zombies."
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"# I'm goin' down to South Park #"
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"or better yet, buy them in bulk."
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"The truth is a very small percentage of people"
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"You know, it's not fucking rocket science, this stuff."
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"And honestly, the best part about it is it's free."
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"Trust me, I know."
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"and it actually isn't even fun anymore."
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"It's just the way things are going."
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"because it was free."
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"from your liver."
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"Horror and sadness all over Canada tonight."
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"would be to root for the Canadian devil."
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"so many addictive things out there?"
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"just at least be fun?"
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"# Headin' on up to South Park #"
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"# Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! #"
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"- Hey, Jimmy. What's up? - Not much."
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"Where is the roof on this thing?"
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"You didn't realize?"
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"So they'll forget they're spending money."
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"it can't be that bad."
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"This is stupid."
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"You bought 200 Canadian coins for 49 cents!"
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"New hospitals, new neighborhoods,"
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"Soon Canada will be as advanced and developed as Michigan."
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"You can walk around and collect Canada cash to build new stuff."
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"How do you get people addicted to crack?"
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"But you accepted money from the Canadian government"
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"the billions of dollars we are making"
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"I was just the middleman."
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"The "Terrance & Phillip" mobile game!"
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"There you go. That's your Grampa."
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"Okay, I need help."
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"But with Stan, I think there's some darkness inside him"
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"You've got to reach out to a higher power, Stan."
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"And you've got to ask that higher power for help."
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"But then all our profits come from people with problems."
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"How much money did you micro-pay today, Stan?"
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"There has to be a way we can get to the news company"
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"But we've got our eyes on every addict's screen."
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