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Clips from South Park - Freemium Isn't Free (S18E18)

"Aaaaah!"
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"as we try to figure out who to root for."
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"Get off your high fucking horse."
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"- Oh, really? - Yeah."
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"You betcha, pal."
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"Congratulations!"
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"- What? - Congratulations, Kyle."
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"Click to build a hospital here."
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"Who makes this crap?"
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"a stupid "Terrance & Phillip" mobile game?"
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"with the quality of the mobile game."
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"I think they see through the charade, yes."
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"You've seen through the charade,"
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"Allow me to explain the science"
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"Charade up!"
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"Uh-oh. You think so?"
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"For years, the concept behind gaming was simple..."
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"With mobile apps, we now have the ability"
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""Freemium"... the "mium" is Latin for "not really.""
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"a never-ending loop based on RPGs."
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"Can you explain to us how you managed to spend $489"
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"...and make the game about waiting,"
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"No, no! It has to be just barely fun."
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"You spent $10 and eight hours to unlock a stadium?"
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"Dude, what are you doing?"
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"Well, we certainly wouldn't want that."
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"Ohh!"
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"The alcohol industry does it all the time."
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"Ass. Drink. Ass."
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"It's called a tasting, and it's classy."
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"when you're standing here chugging beer."
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"that makes you act this way, okay?"
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"- What's done? - The word is out."
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"to make money off addicts.""
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"and extracting the most amount of cash from them."
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"Please, help show me the way."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Then allow me to explain the darkness of the human soul."
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"eventually there's, um, a dopamine fuck-up, right,"
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"Who cares?!"
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"Oh, I'm much worse than the devil."
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"What, you just collect coins?"
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"Uh, Canada."
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"This is a sad day for Canada and, therefore, the world."
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"I don't do that."
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"that though many sins are out there,"
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"We're playing board games"
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"- Dude, what... - the..."
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"Mrph rm."
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"Why wouldn't you download it and just try it out?"
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"Fun. Drink."
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"Once again, you lack any sense of nuance."
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"an ethical, respected, shitty tundra."
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"How man Canadian coins would you like to buy?"
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"Let me explain how freemium games really work."
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"on a mobile app?"
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"Money. You in a tuxedo. Threesomes."
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"Uh, I have addiction demons, and I don't understand them."
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"I tweeted it. It's trending."
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"I stab you!"
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"when you get involved with freemium gaming,"
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"Beelzaboot!"
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"Canada is back to being"
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"All right, all right. You've seen through the charade again."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't realize I spent that much."
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"You son of a bitch!"
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"Oh!"
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"Vodka. Pussy. Drink, drink, drink!"
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"Hey, guy! I'm the Canadian devil!"
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"You're no match for Canadian Satan!"
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"Thy end has come!"
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"Enough, Beelzaboot."
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"You guys want to put some money on it?"
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"# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #"
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"Oh, hey, Kyle. Kyle, hang on a sec."
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