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Clips from GLOW - The Liberal Chokehold (S01E01)

"- [reporter 2] Have you been well-treated? - [Testrake] Yes."
GLOW
"Well, uh... [chuckles] They sometimes bring us airline food"
GLOW
"and they sometimes bring us, uh, Lebanese food,"
GLOW
"Or, like, noodles with spices, I think."
GLOW
"The bathroom on that plane has to be disgusting by now."
GLOW
"There's no one else onboard."
GLOW
"- Hezbollah. - They're in Beirut."
GLOW
"- The city's called Beirut. - [Stacey] It's Hezbollah."
GLOW
"Hezbollah's a group of people. This is a city,"
GLOW
"and the city is Beirut."
GLOW
"Can we all just stop saying that word?"
GLOW
"[reporter 2] Any messages for your families?"
GLOW
"Those hijackers have nothing on this little terrorist."
GLOW
"I will be back at five. Don't make me wait, Mark."
GLOW
"- Are you taking off? - I have practice in an hour."
GLOW
"It's in an hour. I could have three meals in an hour."
GLOW
"Um, well... I am not staying for you."
GLOW
"The hotel has no food, and I need to carbo-load."
GLOW
"- I'm just gonna use my hands. - She's gonna go for it. Oh..."
GLOW
"Look what Mommy's doing."
GLOW
"- That's scary. Mommy's scary. - Oh, my God."
GLOW
"- Yeah, of course, you're perfect now. - [gasps] Look at her go."
GLOW
"[Reagan] The 39 Americans held hostage for 17 days by terrorists in Lebanon"
GLOW
"are free, safe, and at this moment, on their way to Frankfurt..."
GLOW
"Mm."
GLOW
"[chuckles]"
GLOW
"Is that the lineup?"
GLOW
"Yes. Yes, it is."
GLOW
"Look, here's GLOW."
GLOW
"and a new animated show called Miyamoto Musashi."
GLOW
"Ah. Between a nutjob televangelist and an oriental cartoon."
GLOW
"[laughs] You'd be surprised. It's a great slot."
GLOW
"Well, we, uh... We just have a few notes."
GLOW
"Overall, extremely positive. Just a few concerns."
GLOW
"Specifically, the, uh... The colorful language and the KKK."
GLOW
"Oh, really? You didn't like that one, Glen?"
GLOW
"Well, uh... Ah! [laughs]"
GLOW
"the two black girls. We want more of them."
GLOW
"Oh, sure you do."
GLOW
"Socially beneficial programming, part of our mission."
GLOW
"Hey, sorry I'm late. [sniffs]"
GLOW
"Please continue."
GLOW
"Have you guys, uh, determined a filming location yet?"
GLOW
"Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure, sure. But maybe KDTV has an extra studio"
GLOW
"- as an alternative. - [Glen] Mr. Howard,"
GLOW
"we were very explicit about this."
GLOW
"[chuckles] Right. Sorry. First-time producer jitters and all that."
GLOW
"Well, I'm very excited, guys. All right? We'll talk soon."
GLOW
"- That went well. - What the fuck are you talking about?"
GLOW
"Where the hell have you been for two weeks?"
GLOW
"Well, I started at the Redondo Fun Factory."
GLOW
"and I met this guy Raúl who makes tequila..."
GLOW
"I don't need your travel itinerary, I need $9,000 so I don't lose the venue."
GLOW
"[in normal voice] Birdie cut me off, okay? I've got nothing."
GLOW
"I had a few thousand which I tried to turn at the racetrack,"
GLOW
"but then "Pyrrhic Victory" came in fucking seventh."
GLOW
"Well, what about GLOW? What about my movie?"
GLOW
"We had an agreement, man."
GLOW
"[stammers] I know. And I'm sorry, Sam."
GLOW
"You're the fuckin' producer. You're a human checkbook."
GLOW
"who's sold 14 women on some crazy fuckin' pipe dream."
GLOW
"[stammers] I'm gonna get it together. It's not over yet."
GLOW
"When there's no more money, it's over."
GLOW
"[sighs]"
GLOW
"you can't really be canceled if you haven't aired."
GLOW
"But we're on hiatus."
GLOW
"Open-ended."
GLOW
"- Should we start looking for other jobs? - Well, do what you gotta do, but..."
GLOW
"Okay, this is bullshit, Sam. We've all worked really hard."
GLOW
"Do you guys know how many plays I've done with no budget,"
GLOW
"where we've had to build every prop, every piece of scenery?"
GLOW
"I did a version of Peter Pan where we couldn't afford a flying rig,"
GLOW
"so two stage hands carried me around for three hours."
GLOW
"$9,000."
GLOW
"- Charge people to watch us sleep? - No. We fundraise."
GLOW
"- Shake the trees. - We should do a car wash."
GLOW
"Yes! It's LA. Everybody has a car."
GLOW
"We can wear bikini tops and pretend to fawn over engine size and horsepower."
GLOW
"- Eh. - No, trust me."
GLOW
"for world hunger. We used that money to remodel the deck."
GLOW
"So, all I had to do to get you over to the house was freeze your trust."
GLOW
"[sighs] Heh."
GLOW
"What's with the seating chart? Lily getting remarried?"
GLOW
"Very funny. No, your sister left the Persian months ago."
GLOW
"I sent you the details."
GLOW
"- So modern. - Yeah, well, it's a lot to produce."
GLOW
"You have a lot of people counting on you to spell their names correctly..."
GLOW
"[stammers] and seat them and feed them."
GLOW
"What do you want?"
GLOW
"I'm requesting a thaw."
GLOW
"- No. - [sighs]"
GLOW
"Unless you're running for office,"
GLOW
"I can't possibly imagine where all the money has gone."
GLOW
"I'm producing a women's wrestling show for KDTV."
GLOW
"Yes, it's real."
GLOW
"It's the first time I've put your money into something I care about."
GLOW
"And I just need 9,000 more dollars"
GLOW
"so I can finish what I started. Come on, Birdie! Just say yes."
GLOW
"- That's off-message. - Think of it like an investment."
GLOW
"[stammers] An opportunity to get in on the ground floor"
GLOW
"of a really exciting new venture."
GLOW
"I don't have any specs, but I can get you a business plan."
GLOW
"Know what, why don't you come down to the gym and see it for yourself?"
GLOW
"Come on down to that worthless property that you can't even get insured,"
GLOW
"because, hey, it's on a fault line."
GLOW
"Another wise decision."
GLOW
"Consider it a loan. Cut me a check and I'll pay you back."
GLOW
"Mom, I got a lot of people counting on me. This is important."
GLOW
"And keeping poor black children off of crack is very important to me."
GLOW
"I expect you at that party on time."
GLOW
"I also need you to introduce me, since Bill Buckley canceled."
GLOW
"He claims he's on a deadline, but he's probably just..."
GLOW
"wandering around his house,"
GLOW
"- [man] I'll do $20. - Okay."
GLOW
"Oh, are these nail clippings?"
GLOW
"[Ruth] Maybe they're Fritos."
GLOW
"Do you really think the show might go away?"
GLOW
"Like, we'd all never see each other again?"
GLOW
"It's not sleep-away camp, I mean, it's... It's a job."
GLOW
"- I did not invite you. - I wanted to support women's sports."
GLOW
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