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Clips from GLOW - The Liberal Chokehold (S01E01)

"- Right. - [reporter 2] Are you able to eat"
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"what you want to eat?"
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"They took everyone off and hid them in... What's it called?"
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"[Debbie] Sorry."
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"Hi, I'm sorry I'm late. I had my own hostage situation here."
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"Too bad that whole thing is over. It was a ratings bonanza."
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"Right."
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"- Yeah. - I'll tell you what I did love:"
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"- We were just talking about the KKK. - [chuckles] Yes, of course."
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"- You don't know where you're filming? - [Sam] No, no. No."
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"We provide the cameras and the airwaves, you provide everything else."
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"[Glen clears throat]"
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"- Sam. - Oh, yeah."
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"Okay. All right, Bash."
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"- Okay. - Talk to you later."
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"I got the high score on Burger Time, then I was in a little beach shack"
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"[whispers] There's no money."
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"And if you're not that, you're just some overeager fanboy"
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"I don't even talk to my dad anymore. That's how bad I wanna do this."
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"- How much do we need? - Yeah."
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"- [Melrose] What the fuck? - [Stacey] Shit."
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"In college, my sorority raised thousands of dollars"
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"I'm having a fund-raiser for Nancy's Just Say No campaign."
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"- Mm-hmm. - This calligraphy is terrible."
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"You have spent hundreds of thousands of dollars in less than three months."
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"What, are we Jews?"
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"fiddling with his harpsichord."
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"[pop music playing]"
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"[Debbie] Hi! Welcome to the car wash!"
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"Hi."
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"[vacuum powers on]"
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"[chattering]"
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"Yeah?"
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"So, that's the guy? In the Beemer right there?"
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"I'm a sucker for non-threatening, unavailable men who compliment me."
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"Ugh. I got soap in my eyes."
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"- Why aren't you out there helping? - Uh..."
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"Who is it?"
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"[Mallory] Got your name from Glen Klitnick."
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"Seriously?"
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"What was that?"
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"Well, I spoke to my mother..."
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"and I tried, I begged."
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"- Wasn't easy. - It "wasn't easy"?"
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"My mom's having a fund-raiser."
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"Why are you all dressed like fancy Mormons?"
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"Hey, Gary. What a turnout tonight, huh?"
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"I'm sorry, Sebastian, you're on the list plus one, not 20."
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"No, no, no. These are the... the girls. The former drug addicts?"
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"Uh, WAD. Wrestlers Against Drugs."
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"- They're not on the list. - 'Cause they're speakers, Gary."
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"For God's sakes, this young lady, two months ago,"
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"because she doesn't speak English."
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"You see, Birdie? "The liberal choke hold.""
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"This is such bullshit."
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"- The lady just called me an hour ago. - Shit."
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"All right."
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"No. We don't."
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"You want some?"
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"[sniffs, grunts] Man."
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"- Huh. No shit. - [sniffs]"
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"Yeah. [sniffs] Well..."
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"I've been working on it for, like, ten years, man. Ten years."
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"All right, I'll tell ya."
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"can't stop jerking off to fantasies about having sex with his mother."
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"where she's old and hideous so he can escape his Oedipal impulses."
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"Fuck!"
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"[sniffing]"
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"mess is? Um..."
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"Really?"
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"Yeah."
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"I don't know, it's like I'm back in my body..."
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"And, I don't know, I'm, like, using it for me"
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"- Sam? - Yeah?"
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"- Can I talk to you? - Yeah."
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"[inhales sharply]"
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"[crowd laughs]"
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"when I woke up on a bench at the mall, naked and high."
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"So, my husband said, "It's either me or the crack.""
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"Eggs, bacon, bangers and mash,"
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"so, you know, you guys... Now, if you have, like, a..."
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"the second time I wasn't."
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"So..."
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"Give me the checks."
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"I do."
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"Right? I mean, it's not about the next thing,"
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"because the next fucking thing never happens."
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"I don't even know if you're over 18."
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"- Oh, my God. - What? Whoa, whoa!"
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"No."
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"All right."
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"Come on."
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"that you really care about?"
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"Because that's what you do."
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"- And I... - I'm gonna stop trying, you know?"
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"And just, like, fuck it."
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"It's just about whatever's in front of you."
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"You are pretty."
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"But I don't care."
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"you've been following me like a puppy."
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"I am your daughter. I'm..."
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"What?"
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"My mother is Rosalie Biagi from Sacramento."
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"I never lived in Sacramento."
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"You were at a Black Panther rally, you got kicked out, and..."
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"you went to her bar and you went home with her."
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"Oh..."
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"[Justine sighs]"
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"Shit."
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"So, what the fuck do you want?"
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"Do you want money? Do you want bone marrow?"
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"- No, I... - What?"
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"[sighs]"
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"Stop fucking looking at me."
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"[Perry Como's "Magic Moments" playing]"
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"♪ Memories we've been sharin' ♪"
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"♪ Magic moments ♪"
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"[reporter 1] TWA Flight 847, hijacked five days ago by Shia Muslims,"
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"sits on the tarmac at Beirut Airport."
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"Today, an exclusive interview with pilot Captain John Testrake."
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