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Clips from GLOW - The Liberal Chokehold (S01E01)

"Well, you'll have to pay double. For the fig juice."
GLOW
"Um, I'll be right back. I'm just gonna go get a soda."
GLOW
"Not what I expected."
GLOW
"You were expecting what? Sean Penn?"
GLOW
"No, just someone less like a giant Cabbage Patch Kid."
GLOW
"I mean, I'm better-looking than that idiot."
GLOW
"I don't look good in a bikini."
GLOW
"[grunting] Yet."
GLOW
"[telephone ringing]"
GLOW
"[sighs]"
GLOW
"Hello."
GLOW
"Oh. Uh..."
GLOW
"Baby, phone call."
GLOW
"I don't know, some chick named Mallory."
GLOW
"Cherry Bang?"
GLOW
"[Cherry] Yeah."
GLOW
"I'm sorry, do I know you?"
GLOW
"They're developing a show called Chambers and Gold,"
GLOW
"Anyway, we'd like to bring you in."
GLOW
"If you want the sides, come down to my office."
GLOW
"The audition is tomorrow. 6464 Sunset."
GLOW
"Think I just got an audition."
GLOW
"[Stacey] ...don't eat cantaloupe."
GLOW
"- [chuckling] - [chattering]"
GLOW
"[Melrose] Oh, hey."
GLOW
"It's the Little Match Girl."
GLOW
"- You don't look poor. - He's not poor. He's broke."
GLOW
"There's a difference."
GLOW
"Sam, can we go talk for a sec?"
GLOW
"Whatever you gotta say, you can say it in front of the girls."
GLOW
"We cleaned dead skin out of upholstery to try and keep this thing afloat."
GLOW
"Really?"
GLOW
"Two hundred and eighty-seven dollars."
GLOW
"I haven't counted the change yet."
GLOW
"So we'll have another car wash."
GLOW
"We'll do a car wash every day until we raise enough money,"
GLOW
"until every car in this state is shining."
GLOW
"- Because we have to do something. - [Melrose] Yeah."
GLOW
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we'll step up our game this time."
GLOW
"And go topless."
GLOW
"- For women's wrestling? - It doesn't matter what it's for,"
GLOW
"it's a room full of rich people with open checkbooks."
GLOW
"If we crash it, I bet we can walk out of there with something."
GLOW
"We... Do we get to dress up?"
GLOW
"- [light piano music playing] - [indistinct chattering]"
GLOW
"- Hi, Sam. - Good evening."
GLOW
"Bash said to look conservative. We didn't have a lot of options."
GLOW
"Mm."
GLOW
"to fitness and wrestling."
GLOW
"she was selling her body for crack."
GLOW
"She came here tonight to tell her story."
GLOW
"[sighs]"
GLOW
"- Just don't touch anything. - Okay."
GLOW
"Please don't mingle, don't talk to anybody. Steal nothing."
GLOW
"Hi."
GLOW
"I'm their drug counselor."
GLOW
"- Sir. - Choose life."
GLOW
"I did."
GLOW
"[light jazz music playing]"
GLOW
"[laughs] Well, I believe in 1986, we're not only gonna keep control of the Senate,"
GLOW
"we're gonna break that liberal choke hold on the House, too."
GLOW
"- You do like wrestling. - Ah. Hello, sweetheart."
GLOW
"Aw. [kisses]"
GLOW
"Ooh, you smell nice!"
GLOW
"I'm Debbie Eagan. I'm a friend of Bash's."
GLOW
"- You certainly wear a lot of makeup. - Oh, thank you..."
GLOW
"Fighting the drug war while they get loaded on Kir Royales."
GLOW
"Fucking white, right-wing idiots."
GLOW
"Someone's grumpier than usual."
GLOW
"We lost the venue."
GLOW
"So, now I'm here to drink"
GLOW
"and not be alone before I never see any of you again."
GLOW
"Jesus, we'll find another venue."
GLOW
"Come on. We may be down, but we're not out."
GLOW
"You're, like, half-Pollyanna, half-Vince Lombardi."
GLOW
"What can I say? I love a Hail Mary."
GLOW
"I'm gonna charm old people. Are you gonna be okay?"
GLOW
"I'm not a child. I'll be fine."
GLOW
"[gulps]"
GLOW
"[musician 1] Come back, play more Brubeck, then get the fuck out of here."
GLOW
"[Sam] Yeah, man."
GLOW
"Got any blow?"
GLOW
"Two more of these Beverly Hills parties, and we can get studio time."
GLOW
"I've been making this wrestling TV show just so I can fund my next movie."
GLOW
"[musician 1] Mm."
GLOW
"It's a semi-autobiographical, psycho-sexual, time-travel drama."
GLOW
"What does that mean?"
GLOW
"It's about a boy, this all-American kid,"
GLOW
"Right. It makes him hate himself."
GLOW
"But... All right?"
GLOW
"just trying to fuck him instead of his dad."
GLOW
"No, you haven't. I haven't made it. It's called Mothers and Lovers."
GLOW
"Nah. Nah, bro, it's called Back to the Future."
GLOW
"Right, okay, so, you saw a movie about a guy who goes back in time"
GLOW
"and almost has sex with his mother?"
GLOW
"Mm-hmm."
GLOW
"Yeah, man. Just opened. It's... [laughs] It's fucking funny, too."
GLOW
"- Yeah, people fucking loved it. - You're serious?"
GLOW
"Dead serious."
GLOW
"[musician 2 chuckling] It's hilarious."
GLOW
"We're sober. I live in a halfway house, remember?"
GLOW
"Yeah, okay, but what if I fall off the wagon right now"
GLOW
"and then I sober up by the end of the party?"
GLOW
"- No. - We're going to the bar right after this."
GLOW
"Here's what I've learned:"
GLOW
"I really like candelabra sconces."
GLOW
"And I've learned don't look directly into Bash's mom's eyes."
GLOW
"Look, I know that Mark has been..."
GLOW
"Popping up a lot lately?"
GLOW
"Yeah. And I just..."
GLOW
"I appreciate you just getting the fuck out of the way."
GLOW
"It's one less minefield."
GLOW
"He wants to work things out. [scoffs]"
GLOW
"He wants me to come home and try."
GLOW
"So, are you going to? What about the show?"
GLOW
"I don't know, okay?"
GLOW
"I mean, we might not even have a show. So..."
GLOW
"Well, you'll get something else. You always have."
GLOW
"I think... You know what the craziest part of this whole..."
GLOW
"That... [sighs] I actually like wrestling."
GLOW
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