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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - 2017 (S07E07)

"Whoa, $90 million?"
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"Well, I only have $2 million"
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"in the discretionary fund and I've already used some of it"
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"to make Thomas Jefferson sexier"
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"Which, by the way, attendance has been up."
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"Pawnee's rich and famous will all be here tonight."
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"- Maybe you start there. - That is a very smart idea."
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"And that tuxedo makes you look like a sexy orchestra conductor."
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"Fine. Let's go get that park."
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"Who cares if Gryzzl and Ron have more money?"
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"I have the most valuable currency in America."
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"A blind, stubborn belief that what I am doing is 100% right."
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"Ken Hotate. Great bow tie, is that new?"
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"Why, yes it is. My son sells them on Etsy."
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"He is a huge disappointment."
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"Oh, well."
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"is looking to buy the Newport land."
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"But we're a little short on funds."
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"What do you say you put some of that casino money to good use?"
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"a second resort."
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"No, it would be a donation."
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"So you would like the Wamapoke people to pay"
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"that was stolen from us by the federal government?"
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"And we don't even get to keep the land?"
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"What if I buy some of your disappointing son's bolo ties?"
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"Hey, check it out."
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"I'm so crazy and spontaneous,"
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"- Yes. - Pa-dow."
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"Oh! Oh, did you hear that pop?"
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"Could you hear that?"
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"Ooh."
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"I dare you to eat this entire jug of olives."
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"- What are you doing? - I'mma take a Zantac."
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"All that salt will give me heartburn."
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"We--we have to figure something else out."
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"Yeah, you always feel better when you do."
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"Let's go."
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"Now, I know all of you are off doing your own things"
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"but I need my old team back for one last mission."
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"So hands in. Defeat Ron on three."
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"- One, two, three! - Ooh."
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"Actually, Ron promised me I could build a restaurant"
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"on the new Gryzzl campus so I'm kind of totally on Ron's side."
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"Okay. Tom's dead to me."
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"Yeah, Ron hired Regal Meagle realty to broker the deal."
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"And I'm gonna need the money for my wedding."
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"Oh, my God, you're getting married?"
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"That's amazing. And you didn't tell me earlier?"
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"How could you?"
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"Joe popped the question a few days ago."
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"This is very beautiful. And I'm furious at you."
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"How are you? How are the kids?"
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"Oh, they're great. You know."
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"They're trying to destroy us. There's three of them."
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"It's insane. But they're great."
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"We gotta run, Les. Sorry for totally crushing it."
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"And you in the process. Later."
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"Yes, I go by Terry now."
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"Because there was a guy at National Parks,"
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"he was already named Larry."
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"So they suggested I go by Terry."
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"Good evening,"
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"and welcome to the Pawnee Bicentennial Gala."
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"with the most obese pets."
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"But then, one great man came along"
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"And that man was me. Tom Haverford."
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"Owner and proprietor of the effortlessly chic,"
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"celebrity-packed Italian restaurant, Tom's Bistro."
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"And several other establishments."
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"First you try to steal my park and now you steal my team?"
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"I didn't steal them."
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"They're independent people who have moved onto better things,"
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"Bacon-wrapped shrimp. I fit seven on this one."
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"It's a masterpiece."
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"Why don't you shove them all in your dumb mouth"
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"and then when I turn around, you can stab me in the back"
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"with the skewer?"
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"Tom, given all that you've accomplished,"
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"is it hard to stay humble?"
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"I'm pretty amazing at being humble."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome"
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"Pawnee's man of the year 2017, Mr. Ben Wyatt."
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"Thank you. Thanks."
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"And thank you to the boys and girls club for the incredibly"
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"lifelike paper-mache statue."
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"Oh, uh. I guess it's time for cake?"
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"Okay. Great."
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"turn 'em back on, everybody's fancy jewelry is missing."
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"Meanwhile, you and I are already on a boat to the airport."
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"Let's put stink bombs in all the vents."
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"I forgot."
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"I got rid of all the stink bombs"
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"before you babysat Leslie's kids."
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"Being responsible adults sucks butts."
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"Yes, I love it."
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"I'm gonna get naked. I'm gonna get up there."
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"Everyone is gonna see my weiner."
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"- Uh-huh. - Perfect plan."
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"What have you ever done for this city?"
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"My company has stimulated Pawnee's economy."
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"You're just still upset about morning star."
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"I told you to never say that word to me."
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"No one should ever say that word out loud."
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"- Gimme that candle! - Let go."
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"No, give me this candle."
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"You steal my team, I steal your candle."
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"- I stole nothing. - Guys?"
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"- I want it! - Leslie."
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"It's okay. Everything's fine."
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"Just wheel out the backup cake."
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"Even Leslie is crazier than we are."
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"They're still gonna serve that cake, right?"
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"And then I said, uh, you might want to check with the penguin."
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"I get it."
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"You Gryzzl guys are a real hoot."
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"- And you have so much money. - Thanks, Jessie."
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"And, hey, enjoy that new prototype Gryzzl tablet, huh?"
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"I will. I just love it."
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"Thank you, Jessica. I love you too."
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"But, uh, maybe just turn it off before you go to sleep."
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