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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - 2017 (S07E07)

"Are you gonna be able to be civil in there?"
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"I'm perfectly civil."
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"I am Trevor Nelson, legal council to the Newport family."
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"The Newport family trust intends to sell a 25-square mile parcel"
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"and the Southern Indiana foothills."
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"those dumb, old trees for a butt load of cash.""
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"I could retire."
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"Good luck."
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"- Okay. - He's here?"
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"- He is coming over. - I don't want to talk to him."
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"He should run. He should run away."
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"You're looking very... Ron-like."
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"and I don't intend to learn."
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"running my own building and development company."
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"We, uh, hired his company to help plan and build"
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"The trees and rocks and sky."
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"Well, you don't know who you're dealing with."
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"but I did find a file called bird census, 1980."
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"He's very stupid."
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"Just dropped off Leslie's triplets with her mom."
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"Everything is going great."
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"Welcome back to the Johnny Karate Super Awesome"
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"Morning, Johnny. I have something for ya."
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"Oh! That's my crotch."
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"Ah ha! Woo!"
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"Yeah, no, you haven't, though."
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"But I also like money. And money pays for my lifestyle."
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"But who is my hero? Simple."
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"Okay, I really only need"
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"a correct spelling of your last name."
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"Chamber of Commerce asked me to introduce him"
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"who comes to me for life advice, fashion tips."
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"Constantly."
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"and pelted with things."
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"Then we've got dinner with Joe and Donna on Friday."
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"put the brisket in the slow cooker,"
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"The new Jason Bourne movie's supposed to be pretty funny."
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"the stupid gutter."
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"That's it."
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"I'm gonna prove it to you."
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"Dave, put Missouri on the back burner."
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"Go!"
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"in those Mount Rushmore promotions."
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"- Here, wave this pen around. - Focus."
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"Now that we're chatting, the National Park Service"
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"You know, we have been considering opening"
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"The government would keep the land."
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"the federal government millions of dollars to buy land"
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"Well, when you put it like that, I see the irony."
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"So are you in? No?"
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"Damn it."
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"- You wanna do shots? - Yeah, I'd love to do a shot."
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"Done!"
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"Oh, my God, I hate us!"
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"and we don't see each other as much as we used to,"
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"Donna? Waiting for your hand."
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"I didn't post anything on Gryzzlfeed"
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"And then I said my real name is Gary and they said, who cares."
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"So. It's just a fun group."
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"Not long ago, this town was barely on the map."
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"Unless you were talking about a map of the cities"
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"I simply took a skewer for one shrimp"
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"They're long enough for five or six."
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"just like you did."
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"And thank you to Tom for that moving tribute to you."
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"Oh, how about this?"
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"I mean, you've seen it. You know how dumb it looks."
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"Why are you even here?"
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"You know what? You don't deserve that candle."
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"- Let go. - This candle's mine."
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"- Neh. - Guys?"
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"Okay, well that seals it."
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"I love your skin. Give me your skin."
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"Oh."
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"Hello, Ron."
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"I just want you to know that I am not sorry"
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"It's mostly just raccoons and old car batteries."
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"the entire time talking about yourself,"
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"which is exactly what you did."
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"Truth is, they didn't ask me to introduce you."
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"Jessica, Mr. Nelson."
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"But this is the only one that matters."
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"Is Oprah involved in your bid?"
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"I bid zero dollars."
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"and the Newport family has been here since day one."
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"but it was a P.R. nightmare."
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"For generations to come."
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"Oh. That's the part I don't like."
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"five dumb waiters, two and three eights baths."
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"It's a fairly standard layout."
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"This was a holding cell for people who went insane"
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"So this place has had zero offers?"
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"Who needs rental insurance? We're gonna live here."
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"Legal counsel to the Newport family."
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"for me, this is where it ends.""
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"So I'm thinking in addition to the Tom's Bistros,"
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"we have a hyper exclusive lounge area called Tommy's Lounge."
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"Attention! This is war."
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"And also, I made cookies."
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"And..."
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"- Hey, Tom. - Hey, man."
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"I mean, there were rumors that they were gonna"
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"announce it next month, but they must have gotten impatient. Okay."
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"Whatever they say, we need to come up"
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"with 10,000 possible responses to 10,000 possible scenarios."
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"I don't work for the National Park Service."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. How are those scenarios coming?"
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"Okay, look."
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"Before we go in there, you need to know something."
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"out loud because it fills you with rage."
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"but I guess he's part of one of the bidding groups."
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"He's the stupid garbage-head doo-doo face."
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"Perfect."
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"Thank you all for coming."
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"of pristine, undeveloped land containing Lake Eagleton"
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"Why now?"
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"The Newports have owned this land for 100 years."
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"Thanks to the recent economic boom in Pawnee,"
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"real estate prices are at an all time high."
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"And in the words of Jessica Wicks-Newport, heir"
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