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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - 2017 (S07E07)

"All right, Donna. Let's hit it."
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"- About to get some peddies. - Okay."
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"Peddies on peddies on peddies."
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"Okay. You're next."
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"Yo, Ron? Come on, bud."
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"We're gonna go play some video games"
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"and we want you to watch quietly."
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"After we drop off the renter's insurance forms,"
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"we need to stop by the grocery store."
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"And then we need to sign a suicide pact,"
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"because our lives are meaningless."
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"Babe, we are not boring people."
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"Would boring people get renter's insurance,"
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"even though it's not legally required?"
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"I have never once been to this part of Pawnee."
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"It's the creepy warehouse district."
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"Look at that."
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"- This place is amazing. - Let's go in."
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"What up, playa?"
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"Just wanted to apologize for my intro running long."
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"how are you gonna stop at ten?"
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"You know, when the chamber of commerce asked you"
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"to introduce me, I was a little worried you would spend"
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"I'm sorry."
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"I asked them if I could do it."
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"I was gonna talk about how I owe you so much."
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"through all your terrible outfits."
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"But when I got up there, I got pretty emotional."
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"To make it up to you, I'd like to read you the speech now."
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"I've known a lot of ballers in my day."
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"But no man balls harder than the man I'm about to bring up."
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"He's a person I'm deeply proud to call my friend."
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"Pretty good speech. I mean, it was, um..."
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"a little sappy, maybe."
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"I think I liked it."
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"You are going to hear a lot of bids today."
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"Is this a circle?"
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"Or, is it an "O"?"
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"It's a zero."
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"I have to say, that's one of the lower one's we've seen."
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"Pawnee is celebrating its 200th anniversary,"
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"Through feast and famine, transformation, upheaval,"
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"celebration."
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"The Newport family is part of the fabric of this town,"
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"and not always in a good way."
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"Like when your hot fudge pipeline exploded."
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"Oh, boo hoo. It all ran off into the lake."
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"Well, yes."
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"Admittedly, it did make the fish taste delicious,"
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"My question is this."
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"What do you want the Newport name to mean in the future?"
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"If you donate this land and you let me turn it"
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"into a national park--"
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"the Newport National Park--"
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"your name will stand for something good."
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"- How much was her bid again? - It was, uh...zero dollars."
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"Just keep me in the running."
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"Says here there are 12 closets, three bomb shelters,"
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"Cool, is that a staircase to nowhere?"
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"Yes, it is. Good eye."
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"What was this place?"
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"Remember the Pawnee doll head factory?"
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"- This was a doll head factory? - No."
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"on the assembly line."
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"What's behind this door?"
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"Fire poll."
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"People seem to be scared off"
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"on account of it being haunted..."
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"and disgusting."
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"After 47 years living here, I decided to move"
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"to Orlando to be closer to Disney World."
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"We are responsible adults."
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"We have money and we are going to buy the shit"
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"out of this house."
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"- Seriously? - Yes."
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"We now go live to the press conference."
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"Good evening."
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"I'm attorney Trevor Nelson with the law firm"
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"Pecota, Vorp, and Eckstein."
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"Here to announce that the Newport family trust"
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"has narrowed the search to two final candidates."
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"The Gryzzl Corporation and the National Park Service."
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"Okay. I'm in the game."
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"All I have to do is convince them that it's better taking"
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"no money than taking $90 million."
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"Well, you did convince three unsuspecting toddlers"
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"that peas turn into cupcakes in their tummies."
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"I started my career in Pawnee by turning a pit"
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"into a cool, little park."
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"And now, I have the chance to give this town a massive,"
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"beautiful gift that they can use forever."
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"In the words of Jason Bourne, "This is where it started"
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"Yeah, you know, I still think Kevin James"
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"was a weird choice for the reboot."
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"Oh, I don't. I think he nailed it."
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"You guys are going down. And that's all I wanted to say."
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"Except Donna, Tom. Hey."
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"I'm--I'm sorry I haven't kept in better touch with you recently."
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"But I've just, you know, I'm a little preoccupied with my kids and my job."
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"And also, prepare for war."
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"Because you chose the wrong side and we are gonna smoke you."
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"And they say prepare for war on them."
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"But the "O" in the word for is a heart."
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"I ate a lot of them on the way over here,"
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"because we're at war."
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"- Buddy, good to see you. - How's it going?"
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"- It's pretty good. - Hey, Andy!"
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"Let's go."
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"War."
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"Look, I don't know who he's working for,"
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"I mean, I wouldn't."
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"I left the parks department two years ago."
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"- I have something for you. - Andy, no."
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"You did and said exactly what I thought"
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"Call in every favor that we have."
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"That's not a coincidence."
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"That park is my dream. I'm not gonna let it slip away."
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"- How short? - $88 million."
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"'Cause wine makes me sleepy now."
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"This is gonna be fun. What do you want to do first?"
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