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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Hamlet (S04E04)

Ah, wasn't he great, my boy?

"Ah, wasn't he great, my boy?"

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He was great, mr. gabriello.

"He was great, mr. gabriello."

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The way he kept on fighting

"The way he kept on fighting"

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He was really dodging the guy.

"He was really dodging the guy."

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Yeah, I reckon if he could've lasted

"Yeah, I reckon if he could've lasted"

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Till the end of that first minute

"Till the end of that first minute"

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He would've had the killer worried.

"He would've had the killer worried."

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Sure, mr. gabriello.

"Sure, mr. gabriello."

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Oh, he was great!

"Oh, he was great!"

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Did you see his left arm?

"Did you see his left arm?"

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No.

"No."

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Okay, we'll look around the hall

"Okay, we'll look around the hall"

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After everyone's gone.

"After everyone's gone."

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Do you realize, mr. gabriello

"Do you realize, mr. gabriello"

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Some of those guys out there

"Some of those guys out there"

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Paid over $2,000 for a ringside seat?

"Paid over $2,000 for a ringside seat?"

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And where does the head land?

"And where does the head land?"

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Right at the back-- that's justice.

"Right at the back-- that's justice."

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What do you want?

"What do you want?"

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This your boy's head?

"This your boy's head?"

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He ain't hurt that bad.

"He ain't hurt that bad."

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Hey, that's jerry marinello.

"Hey, that's jerry marinello."

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He fought the killer last week.

"He fought the killer last week."

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Okay, give it to me.

"Okay, give it to me."

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I'm seeing his trainer tomorrow.

"I'm seeing his trainer tomorrow."

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I'll give it to him.

"I'll give it to him."

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Hey, mr. gabriello, the press is still outside.

"Hey, mr. gabriello, the press is still outside."

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You ready for them?

"You ready for them?"

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How's the champ?

"How's the champ?"

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Well, the head's on okay

"Well, the head's on okay"

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But there's still a left arm missing.

"But there's still a left arm missing."

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Kind of loose, okay?

"Kind of loose, okay?"

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Okay, boys, come on in!

"Okay, boys, come on in!"

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Mr. gabriello!

"Mr. gabriello!"

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Did you expect your boy to last

"Did you expect your boy to last"

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The full 28 seconds?

"The full 28 seconds?"

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He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I ever trained.

"He's the pluckiest goddamn fighter I ever trained."

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Were you worried when his head started to come loose?

"Were you worried when his head started to come loose?"

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No, no, we was expecting that.

"No, no, we was expecting that."

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I told him to expect it and he did.

"I told him to expect it and he did."

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He ain't stupid.

"He ain't stupid."

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Hey, champ, how you feeling?

"Hey, champ, how you feeling?"

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I said keep the questions simple!

"I said keep the questions simple!"

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Mr. gabriello

"Mr. gabriello"

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People are saying

"People are saying"

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The kid ought to be buried.

"The kid ought to be buried."

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His head's come off

"His head's come off"

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In the last six fights.

"In the last six fights."

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There's no question of burying the kid!

"There's no question of burying the kid!"

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He's just reaching the top.

"He's just reaching the top."

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Well, shouldn't he just stay

"Well, shouldn't he just stay"

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In the hospital?

"In the hospital?"

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No, he ain't going to no hospital.

"No, he ain't going to no hospital."

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He's got the return fight next week.

"He's got the return fight next week."

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And there's frank sinatra leaving the ring.

"And there's frank sinatra leaving the ring."

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Behind him is george raft, another great boxing fan

"Behind him is george raft, another great boxing fan"

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Martin bormann, acknowledging the applause

"Martin bormann, acknowledging the applause"

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and with him, of course, is gus himmler

"and with him, of course, is gus himmler"

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who did an awful lot for the sport in his country

"who did an awful lot for the sport in his country"

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in the early 1940s.

"in the early 1940s."

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And here comes the champ now.

"And here comes the champ now."

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before an audience--

"before an audience--"

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some of whom have paid $920,000 million

"some of whom have paid $920,000 million"

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And there's the bell.

"And there's the bell."

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Quiet!

"Quiet!"

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...and a left and a right jab

"...and a left and a right jab"

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that's taken half the champ's shoulder off.

"that's taken half the champ's shoulder off."

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and here's the killer again with a right and another left

"and here's the killer again with a right and another left"

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and a bash with a hammer and a terrific smack

"and a bash with a hammer and a terrific smack"

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with a heavy thud right into the skull

"with a heavy thud right into the skull"

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and there's a gaping hole right through the champ's body now.

"and there's a gaping hole right through the champ's body now."

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And now the killer's working on the cut eye

"And now the killer's working on the cut eye"

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with a series of beautifully placed punches

"with a series of beautifully placed punches"

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and the head's coming loose!

"and the head's coming loose!"

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The champ must try and keep his head on.

"The champ must try and keep his head on."

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The killer's kicked him in the groin

"The killer's kicked him in the groin"

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and he's bitten half his left buttock off

"and he's bitten half his left buttock off"

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and the referee's stepped in with a warning there.

"and the referee's stepped in with a warning there."

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What a plucky fighter this champ is.

"What a plucky fighter this champ is."

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He's fighting as well as I've ever seen him.

"He's fighting as well as I've ever seen him."

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He must be losing blood at the rate of a pint a second now.

"He must be losing blood at the rate of a pint a second now."

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Certainly those who paid $1.5 million

"Certainly those who paid $1.5 million"

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are really getting their money's worth.

"are really getting their money's worth."

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They're covered in it.

"They're covered in it."

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...in so many fights is off in the 31st second.

"...in so many fights is off in the 31st second."

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It's rolled away down to the left.

"It's rolled away down to the left."

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But what's happening?

"But what's happening?"

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The killer's being talked to by the referee.

"The killer's being talked to by the referee."

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There's the champ's plucky little body

"There's the champ's plucky little body"

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racing around the ring, trying to find his opponent.

"racing around the ring, trying to find his opponent."

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And the killer has been disqualified!

"And the killer has been disqualified!"

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This great fighter, who has killed more than 50 people

"This great fighter, who has killed more than 50 people"

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in his boxing career, has at last been defeated

"in his boxing career, has at last been defeated"

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by this courageous, headless little southpaw from new york.

"by this courageous, headless little southpaw from new york."

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And there's a great roar here as the referee raises the arm

"And there's a great roar here as the referee raises the arm"

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of the new world heavyweight champion.

"of the new world heavyweight champion."

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What a pity the rest of his body wasn't here to see it.

"What a pity the rest of his body wasn't here to see it."

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Well, here in london

"Well, here in london"

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it's 12:30 and time for the robinsons

"it's 12:30 and time for the robinsons"

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an everyday story of blah-di- blah-di-blah-di-blah.

"an everyday story of blah-di- blah-di-blah-di-blah."

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Da-di-da-di-da-di-da

"Da-di-da-di-da-di-da"

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da-di-da-di-da...

"da-di-da-di-da..."

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Morning, mrs. robinson.

"Morning, mrs. robinson."

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Morning, mrs. non-robinson.

"Morning, mrs. non-robinson."

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Been shopping?

"Been shopping?"

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No... I've been shopping.

"No... I've been shopping."

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What'd you buy?

"What'd you buy?"

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A piston engine.

"A piston engine."

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Bloody rubbish!

"Bloody rubbish!"

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Morning, mrs. gorilla.

"Morning, mrs. gorilla."

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Morning, mrs. non-gorilla.

"Morning, mrs. non-gorilla."

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Have you been shopping?

"Have you been shopping?"

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No... been shopping.

"No... been shopping."

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Did you buy anything?

"Did you buy anything?"

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A piston engine.

"A piston engine."

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What did you buy that for?

"What did you buy that for?"

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Ooh! it was a bargain.

"Ooh! it was a bargain."

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Ooh!

"Ooh!"

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Tweet, tweet, tweet.

"Tweet, tweet, tweet."

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Come on, little birdies, come on.

"Come on, little birdies, come on."

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