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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Hamlet (S04E04)

"Come on, little birdies."
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"Come and see what mommy's got for you."
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"Come on, little birdies."
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"Ooh, look at this, tweety, tweety."
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"Nice one, come on, come on."
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"Tweet, tweet."
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"Come on, little birdies, tweet, tweet."
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"Oh. hello, mrs. smoker."
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"Hello, mrs. non-smoker."
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"What, you been shopping, then?"
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"No, I've been shopping."
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"Oh, what did you buy?"
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"A piston engine."
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"What did you buy that for?"
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"It was a bargain!"
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"Three quid."
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"Thank you."
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"How do you cook it?"
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"You don't cook it."
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"You can't eat that raw!"
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"Ooh, never thought of that."
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"Oh, day and night, but this is wondrous strange."
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"And therefore is a stranger welcome it."
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"There are more things in heaven and earth, horatio"
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"Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
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"But come, the time is out of joint."
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"O cursed spite, that ever I was born to set it right."
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"Let's go together."
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"Hello, and welcome to a room in polonius's house."
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"Well, tonight is european cup night."
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"One result in already from munich."
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"The european cup, first round, second leg"
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"Bayern munchen 4,397; wrexham 1."
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"So wrexham going through there on aggregate."
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"Well, now it's time for racing"
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"So let's go straight over to epsom and brian mcnulty."
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"Well, over here at epsom, there are chances aplenty"
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"For those who want to make a good start in..."
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"Dentistry."
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"Dentistry."
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"It's a well-off suburb"
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"So most people have their own teeth"
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"And surgeries are opening"
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"At the rate of four or five a week."
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"Well, it's only 44 minutes from the west end on the train"
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"And it's not too built up, so you can have a nice garden."
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"And the people of epsom are a very nice class of person."
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"Well, here in high street, epsom"
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"There are ample opportunities for all kinds of redevelopment."
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"As you can see, behind me now"
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"There are a high level of low-density consumer units"
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"Still not fully maximizing site value."
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"This could be radically improved"
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"And of course, most of the occupants are elderly folks"
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"So they wouldn't put up much of a fight."
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"Good afternoon."
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"Well, in fact, there's still a few minutes to go"
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"The queen victoria handicap."
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"So let's have a quick word with the winner of the last race"
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"One of the season's top jockeys, ronnie mau-mau."
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"Good afternoon, ronnie."
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"Good afternoon, brian."
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"A very fine ride there, ronnie."
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"Well, a fine horse, brian"
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"You know, you can't go wrong."
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"Do you fancy your chances for the derby?"
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"Oh, very definitely."
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"Certainly, brian."
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"Well, let's just see"
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"If a colleague of yours agrees with that."
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"Let's just have a quick word"
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"With desmond willet-- afternoon, des."
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"Good afternoon, brian."
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"No chance, no chance at all."
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"I think with the right kind of going"
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"He's going to be in there"
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"At the finish, des."
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"No chance, there's no chance."
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"Well, in fact, I can see"
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"Uh, could we have a box for johnny, please?"
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"Thank you."
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"Hello, brian, thank you."
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"That's better."
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"Well, there you are--"
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"Three very well-known faces from the racing world."
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"Thanks very much for coming along this afternoon, lads."
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"And best wishes for the derby."
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"Thank you, brian."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Well, in fact, I hear they're ready for us now"
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"At the start of the main race this afternoon"
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"For this very valuable queen victoria handicap."
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"And they're off."
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"And queen victoria... a good clean jump off"
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"Followed by queen victoria"
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"Queen victoria and queen victoria."
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"With queen victoria making the early running on the inside."
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"And at the back, queen victoria"
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"Already a couple of lengths behind the leaders."
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"Queen victoria now moved up to challenge queen victoria"
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"With queen victoria losing ground."
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"Queen victoria tucked in neatly"
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"Queen victoria still the back marker"
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"As they approach the halfway mark"
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"But making ground now and starting to pass queen victoria"
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"With queen victoria"
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"Queen victoria and queen victoria still well placed"
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"Just ahead of queen victoria"
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"With queen victoria falling away in third place."
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"And queen victoria in the rear..."
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"Well, a very exciting race there at epsom."
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"And now over to the european cup at barcelona"
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"Where the latest news is"
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"That miguel otana, the burly real madrid striker was sent off"
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"He'd already been cautioned"
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"Yes, uh, well, as you can see, there's otana now."
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"Uh, he gets the, uh, the through ball from gomez"
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"And, uh, he makes no attempt to play the ball."
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"He quite deliberately lets off."
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"And to my mind, he was within the box"
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