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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Hamlet (S04E04)

"Yes, all that sort of thing"
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"She's really well stacked"
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"All right, mr. butler, I'll take over."
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"Well, I was telling the other psychiatrist..."
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"Which I think is pretty convincing"
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"And I think you'll realize"
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"Any questions about psychiatry"
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"I bet I can answer them."
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"You've got her legs up on the mantelpiece"
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"We do it to sort of, as it were"
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"Good-- well, you've got her legs up"
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"For the first basic diagnosis, and this has gone a long way"
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"Towards eliminating the danger of unqualified impostors"
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"and she's got her legs..."
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"Out!"
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"Seeing just how much time sitting down can take."
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"What?"
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"Yoo-hoo!"
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"Kids' helmets, helmets you get at toy shops"
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"Helmets you buy at christmas--"
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"Oh, could i..."
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"Beats even some of the more elaborate helmets"
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"Three gold bands"
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"Yes."
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"That's our lunch."
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"Now, clear off!"
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"No, no, please!"
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"Of course I do."
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"What?"
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"Are you sure?"
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"Oh, well, I seem to be o.c. lights."
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"I'm making a boat."
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"No, no, I'm making it in the dark--"
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"Oh, dear..."
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"I'll have a look at it"
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"Out!"
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"Yes, sir!"
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"Sorry, sir."
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"What a great fight!"
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"Where's his head?"
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"Yeah, I think it was a mistake"
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"After his head came off."
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"Oh, boy."
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"No, no, we got his head!"
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"Okay, well, keep the dressing gown"
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"This boy has never let me down."
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"Hey, can we have a word with the champ?"
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"Yeah, okay, but keep the questions simple."
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"He really seems in good shape to meet the killer once again"
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"for the privilege of seeing this boy get beaten up."
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"It's everywhere."
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"for those ringside seats"
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"And his head's off!"
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"What did you buy that for?"
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"Nice little birdies."
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"Come on, little birdies."
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"Tweety, tweety, come on, tweety, tweety."
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"How much do you want for it?"
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"Done."
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"By a carefully planned program of demolition"
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"Very definitely, indeed."
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"Last season's top jockey, johnny knowles."
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"Hello, brian."
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"Not at all."
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"So let's go right away and join peter at the start."
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"Well, they're under starter's orders"
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"On the stand side with a clear view."
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"As they approach the first fence."
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"And at the first fence, it's queen victoria"
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"For breaking wind in the 43rd minute."
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"For pursing his lips earlier on in the game and now he's off."
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"So let's see a playback of that... brian."
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"You've got the girl on the bed."
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"It's just that everywhere I go"
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"It's the same old thing--"
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"All anyone wants me to say is"
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""to be or not to be.""
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""that is the question."
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"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer...""
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"It's either that or "oh, that this"
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"Too, too solid flesh would melt...""
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""would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew."
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""or that the everlasting"
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"Had not fixed his canon 'gainst self slaughter...""
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"And I'm just getting really fed..."
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"Do the bit about "alas poor yorick.""
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"No, I'm sick of it!"
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"I want to do something else."
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"I want to make something of my life."
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"No, I don't know that bit."
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"I want to get away from all that, be different."
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"Well, um... what do you want to be?"
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"A private dick!"
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"A private dick?"
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"Yes, a private dick!"
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"Why do you want to be a private dick?"
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"Why does anyone want to be a private dick?"
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"Fame, money, glamour, excitement, sex."
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"Ah! it's the sex, is it?"
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"Well, that's one of the things, yes."
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"What's the sex problem?"
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"Well, there's no problem."
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"Now, come on, come on."
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"You've got this girl on the bed"
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"And she's all ready for it..."
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"No, no, it's nothing to do with that."
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"No, no, come on, come on."
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"There she is, she's all ready for it"
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"She's a real stunner, she's got great big tits"
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"And you've got her legs up against the mantelpiece..."
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"Morning, mr. hamlet, my name's natal."
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"Sorry to keep you waiting."
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"Now, what seems to be the problem?"
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"Uh, he's... he's not a psychiatrist."
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"Oh, he said he was a psychiatrist."
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"Well..."
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"Yes."
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"Um... he is a kind of psychiatrist"
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"But he's, um... he's not a proper psychiatrist."
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"He's not, uh... fully qualified in, um..."
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