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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Hamlet (S04E04)

"Quite the sort of way that we should want."
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"Anyway the problem, I believe"
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"Is basically sexual, is it?"
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"I asked him that!"
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"Get out!"
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"Now then, you've got the girl on the bed"
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"You've been having a bit of a feel-up"
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"You've got your tongue down her throat."
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"She's got both her legs up on the mantelpiece..."
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"Dr. natal! out, please!"
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"I'm talking to a patient!"
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"Out, please!"
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"I'm terribly sorry, sir."
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"We have a lot of trouble here with bogus psychiatrists--"
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"One of the risks in psychiatry, I'm afraid."
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"Unfortunately, they do tend to frighten the patient"
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"And they can cause real and permanent damage"
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"To the treatment."
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"But I assure you"
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"That I am a completely bona fide psychiatrist."
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"Here's my diploma in psychiatry"
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"From the university of oxford."
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"This here shows that I'm a member"
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"Of the british psychiatric association--"
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"A very important body, indeed."
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"Here's a letter from another psychiatrist"
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"In which he mentions that I'm a psychiatrist."
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"This is my psychiatric club tie"
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"And, as you can see, the cufflinks match."
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"I've got a copy of psychiatry today in my bag"
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"In which she asks how the psychiatry is going."
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"The one person you can't fool is your mother."
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"So if you'd like to ask me"
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"Okay, right, you've got the girl on the bed"
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"You've had a few drinks, you've got her sweater up"
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"And she's got her feet on the mantelpiece."
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"Yes, what is it?"
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"There's a proper psychiatrist to see you, dr. rufus berg."
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"Oh, my god-- okay, thank you."
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"Right, thank you very much"
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"For answering the questions, sir."
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"We'll try not to trouble you again, sir."
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"Right, you've got the girl down on the bed."
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"And then you..."
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"Well, well done, mr. hamlet."
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"You've done extremely well in our disorientation tests."
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"Oh... oh."
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"You see, I'm sorry"
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"It might have confused you a little"
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"But we do this, you see, to try and establish"
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"A very good doctor-patient relationship, you see."
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"To break down the barriers, all right?"
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"Yes, fine."
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"On the mantelpiece"
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"She's really a knocker..."
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"On behalf of the psychiatric association"
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"I should like to say that we are taking firm action"
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"To clamp down on the activities of bogus psychiatrists."
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"In fact, in many areas of modern psychiatry"
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"Computers are now being increasingly used"
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"You've had your tongue down her throat"
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"Good evening and welcome to nationwide"
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"The program where we do rather wet things nationally"
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"And also give you a chance"
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"Well, everyone is talking today about the third world war"
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"Which broke out this morning."
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"We're going to get away from that for a bit"
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"And look instead at the latest theory"
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"That sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair"
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"Can rest your legs."
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"It sounds very nice, doesn't it, but can it be done?"
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"Is it possible or practical for many of us, in our jobs"
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"And with the sort of busy lives we lead"
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"To sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?"
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"We sent our reporter, john dull, to find out."
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"Well, here I am on london's busy westminster bridge"
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"Well, I arrived here by train at about 8:50."
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"It's now 9:05, so I've been here approximately 12 minutes."
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"And if it's any encouragement"
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"I must say that my legs do feel rested."
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"Is this your chair?"
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"Uh... well, no, it's a prop."
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"It's been stolen!"
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"This belongs to a mrs. edgeworth of pinner."
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"She's standing over there."
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"Uh, well, it's nothing to do with me."
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"I mean, it's just a prop which the bbc..."
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"It's got her name on the bottom."
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"Well, uh, perhaps you'd better give it back to her."
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"You don't believe I'm a policeman, do you?"
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"Yes, I do!"
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"What am I wearing on my head?"
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"A helmet."
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"A policeman's helmet!"
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"Yes."
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"You see that?"
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"Yes."
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"That little number there?"
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"Yes."
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"That is a metropolitan area identification code."
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"No helmet is authentic without that number."
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"I see."
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"None of them has that number."
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"None of them is authentic."
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"Hang on."
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"Hang on!"
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"Mind you, I didn't join the police force"
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"Just to wear the helmet, you know."
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"Oh."
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"That just happens to be one of the little perks."
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"There are plenty of jobs"
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"Where I could have worn a helmet"
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"But not such a nice helmet."
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"This helmet, I think"
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"Worn by the tsar's private army"
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"The so-called axi red warriors."
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"You know about them?"
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"Well, no, I don't."
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"Ah! their helmets used to look like..."
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"You got any paper?"
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