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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words (S20E20)

"- Ham sandwiches! - No, "martinis.""
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"Oh, right."
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"One more word! "Singer of Yentl," 13 letters."
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"I got it! "Isaac Bashevis!""
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"Now, give me my license! Give everyone their license!"
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"Whoo, what is a four-letter word for "hero"?"
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"- "Hero." - Yes, but I meant "Lisa.""
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"- Lisa! - Lisa!"
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"- Y'ello. - Homer?"
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"It's your old roommate, Grady."
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"- The gay guy? - That's not all I am!"
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"Well, it's a lot of what I am."
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"Any-hoo, I heard how good you are at breaking up couples."
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"I need your help to break up with Julio,"
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"Got it. Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club,"
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"Have fun!"
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"Ay carumba!"
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"Bart, I've fallen in love with crosswords."
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"It finally happened. You've gone completely fruit loops."
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""Fruit Loops." That's the answer to 38 down: "Toucan's delight.""
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"No, I mean you're loco in the co."
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"- "Cocoa": "Ice rink drink." - You're losing it!"
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""Losin' It": "Risque '80s teen flick.""
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"Fine, go nuts, see if I care."
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""Eye care":"Optician's concern.""
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"Oh, thanks for your help, Bart."
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""Bart": "San Francisco people mover.""
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"Speaking of San Francisco people mover..."
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"Grady is breaking up with me?!"
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"You'll always have a special place in his heart!"
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"In his what?"
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"Oh, baby, you are the breakup king."
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"Anyone else want me to get rid of that special someone?"
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"Okay, everyone, rotate one to your right."
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"Guess what, Mom. I'm a cruciverbalist."
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"You know, you're just gonna drop the whole thing when you go to college and"
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"get a Jewish boyfriend."
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"Probably. But a cruciverbalist is a fan of crossword puzzles, which I am!"
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"Me, too! I been doing them since 1958."
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"Back then, we called them Alphabet Hotels,"
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"'cause every letter gets its own little room."
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"I still do the Springfield Shopperpuzzle every day."
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"Let's see there."
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"Grampa, everyone knows that the only real test of skill"
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"is the New York Timespuzzle, edited by Will Shortz."
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""Will" and "shorts"--"
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"two things I'm no longer allowed to change by myself."
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"Okay, back to the real world."
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"- Isn't it beautiful?! - Sure is."
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"- Who's driving the bus? - What bus?"
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"Sweet Conclusions Breakup Service."
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"Oh, yes, we dispose of your loved one humanely,"
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"TIME - ICE CREAM - BOOZE - FLATTERY - LIES"
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"I'll be there in 30 minutes, or your breakup is free...!"
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"MARRY ME, MISS HOOVER"
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"SHE WANTS TO SEE OTHER PEOPLE"
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"SNAKE + GLORIA 4EVER"
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"SNAKE + GLORIA 4NEVER"
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"Simpson!"
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"What in the blue blazes are you doing to my hopscotching grids?"
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"I- I made them into a crossword."
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"Well, I'm a bit of a puzzle head myself."
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"They, uh, help me wind down after a day of dealing with Skinner!"
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"- You called? - Made reference."
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"My mistake."
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"Lisa, I think you might be ready for this."
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""Bald Man's Basketball League"?"
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""Citywide Crossword Tournament"?"
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"Now, uh, I have to go home and make sure my pool boy is using his"
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"skimmer!"
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"- You called? - You misheard."
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"My mistake."
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"Marge, if I had a hundred dollars for every customer I'd broken up,"
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"I'd have exactly this amount. 'Cause that's what I charge."
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"You're making it too easy for couples to break up"
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"That's one of your breakup lines!"
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"What would have happened if there was someone who could break us up"
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"every time I had my doubts about you?"
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"Who are you?"
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"We are the spirits of the relationships you killed."
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"We're the babies those couples would have had."
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"And we're the antiques those couples would have bought together."
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"Get him, chairs and babies!"
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"Homie?"
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"Marge, I'm getting out of the breakup business."
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"And I don't know if I'll ever sleep soundly again!"
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"TODAY: CROSSWORD CHAMPIONSHIPS"
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"Wow, so this is what this is."
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"Cruciverbalists from far and wide have gathered here"
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"for a no-holds-barred test of skill."
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"- Surely some holds are barred. - No, none."
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"Well, it sounds really exciting, and you're a delightful young lady."
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"It's kind of a secret, so shut the door most of the way."
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"We found a way to make this tournament interesting."
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"We bet on the matches."
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"Really? Well, I did bring this envelope full of money."
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"And these days, betting in a bar is safer than any stock,"
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"Agreed. So, who are you gonna bet on?"
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"And parlay with the Asian kid."
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"- He has a name, you know. - What is it?"
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"And like any prudent gambler, I know when to walk away: never!"
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"Okay, everybody, take a break."
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"Dad, I could actually win this thing!"
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"And when you win, I win."
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"My only fear is I always sabotage myself"
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"- You what? - In my young life,"
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"some little piece of me says, "You don't deserve this.""
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"Right, right. But will it happen this time?"
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"With my luck, I bet it will. It's practically a sure thing."
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"Contestants to your boards."
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"- Wish me luck. - Just be yourself."
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"I want to change my bet. I'm going against my daughter."
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"I'll take your money, but I won't look you in the eye."
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"Fine. I won't look you in the eye."
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"We're down to our final two contestants."
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"But before they compete, we would like to pay tribute to all the words"
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"that have been removed from the dictionary in the past year."
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"NIXONIAN"
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"MIMEOGRAPH"
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