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Clips from The Simpsons - Two Bad Neighbors (S07E07)

"Spend"
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"Some dough at table three"
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"Thank you, neighbors. Thank you."
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"Now, let's give it up for table five!"
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"Ah, ah, ah, ah Table five, table five"
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"Ah, ah, ah, ah"
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"Table five"
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"Table five"
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"Hey, what's the big deal?"
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"It's just some new guy moving in."
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"Hi there, neighbors. Uh, I'm George Bush."
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"Former president George Bush?"
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"Oh, former president George Bush!"
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"Okay, let's give it up for the new guy!"
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"Now, let's all turn around and pay attention to me again."
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"Hello. Hello!"
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"Hello!"
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"Wow! A former president living right across the street!"
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"Thinks just because he led the free world he can act like a big shot!"
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"Stupid president! Why couldn't he just stay in his own state?"
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"Actually, this is one of the nine states where Mr. Bush claims residency, Dad."
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"I wouldn't have voted for him, but it's nice to have a celebrity in the neighborhood."
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"I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle."
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"Well, sir, I'm welcoming the Bushes on behalf of the neighborhood association."
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"Never mind about that, Ray."
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"Hey, Bar! The neighbors are here."
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"Howdilly-doodilly there, President Bush-"
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"Or should I say President Neighbor?"
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"I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod and Todd."
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"Howdilly-doodilly yourself there, Ned. This is my wife, Barbara."
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"Call her Bar. Would you like some lemonade?"
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"- Tiptop-notch! - Okilly-dokilly."
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"Thankilly-dankilly."
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"- Greatalicious. - Scrumpdiddlerific."
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"Fine and dandy like sour candy!"
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"Don't understand lemonade myself. Not my forte."
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"What brings you to Springfield?"
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"George and I just wanted to be private citizens again..."
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"So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America."
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"Just happy to be here among good, average people..."
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"with no particular hopes or dreams."
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"But, Mr. President, we're not all good people."
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"There's one little boy you should watch out for."
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"He's a bad, bad little boy."
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"Now, Todd, don't scare the president."
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"I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush."
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"There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say, and nobody heard it."
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"D'oh!"
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"Just gonna relax with my U.S. News & World whatnot."
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"Oh, good. Roasting the new guy."
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"Hello, Mr. Bush!"
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"George, this is a neighborhood boy, Bart Simpson."
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"- He came over to say hi. - Yeah. Hello."
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"- Hi! Hey, what's this? - My electric card shuffler. Don't go near that-"
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"and they only give you so many packs."
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"Oh, George! Boys will be boys. Bart's just being friendly."
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"Why don't you get off that sofa and show Bart your photos?"
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"His hands are probably covered with mud and cookies."
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"He probably stole a napkin."
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"- He was- - Who's that, George?"
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"You wouldn't know him. That's Bob Mosbacher. He was secretary of-"
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"That's a dumb name. Who's that, George?"
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"Maybe he thinks "Bart" is a dumb-"
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"Bar, isn't it time for dinner yet?"
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"I'm making rice. It'll be a while."
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"You know, in my day..."
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"Yeah? Well, welcome to the 20th century, George."
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"I'll kick you right out of the 20th century, you little-"
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"Oh, man. I only got one minute till they stop serving those breakfast balls! D'oh!"
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"Ah, let's see now. What do you folks have here, huh?"
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"Hmm. A Krusty Burger. That doesn't sound too appetizing."
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"Uh, we don't have stew."
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"Sir, why don't you just have the cheeseburger?"
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"That's really more of a weekend thing, Ray."
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"Hey, jerk! Move your fanny!"
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"Ray, go see what the rhubarb is, will you?"
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"Sir, could you pop your hood?"
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"Hey, my taxes paid for that horn!"
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"Why, hello, Mrs. Bush."
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"Your husband's awful grumpy."
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"Oh, that's just his way. He really likes you."
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"You know, it's time for him to get up and work on his memoirs."
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"Why don't you go wake him?"
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"What the-"
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"Great Scott! Don't touch that. That's the alpenhorn Helmut Kohl gave me."
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"You have to be president, and you're not president."
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"- Yes, I am. - D- No, you're not. Bar!"
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"- Hey, where's your candy? - We don't have any. Now, go away!"
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"George!"
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"Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies."
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"Marge, would you love me more if I were president?"
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"Well, you can always depend on that."
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"And since I'd achieved..."
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"all my goals as president in one term..."
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"there was no need for a second."
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"The end."
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"Mmm. Good memoirs."
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"Good, not great."
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"Soup that baby up, rattle a few windows down Kennebunkport next May."
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"Hello, Mr. Bush!"
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"- What ya doin'? - Now, don't upset the desk there."
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"Now, don't you pull that cord, young man!"
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"- No, no. Hey.! - Whoops."
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"Bar, my motor's gone loco!"
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"Oh, the birdhouse! My prize orchids!"
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"No. Not the memoirs. Don't even think about it."
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"Not gonna happen."
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"- Whoa, man. - Whoa nothing."
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"He spanked you?"
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"You? Bart Simpson?"
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"I begged him to stop, but he said it was for the good of the nation."
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"Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents till the cows came home."
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"Grover Cleveland spanked me on two nonconsecutive occasions!"
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"Grampa, I know in your day spanking was common..."
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"but Homer and I just don't believe in that kind of punishment."
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"And that's why your no-good kids are running wild!"
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"then he makes fun of the way I talk... probably."
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"Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!"
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"Well, that's it!"
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"I'm going to punch George Bush in the face."
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