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Clips from Superstore - Mateo's Last Day (S02E02)

"- what to do with it. - Yeah, okay, glad to hear."
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"- Glenn. - Hm?"
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"Oh, sorry, I'm just responding to all these old reviews."
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"- Oh... - Like, in 2006,"
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"this lady found a pool of vomit in Electronics."
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""Dear Verna301,"
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"We have cleaned up the vomit, right?"
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"Yeah. I believe so."
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"Wha..."
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"Frenchfryguy81 updated his review!"
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""So the manager invited me back to the store"
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"and tried to brainwash me with an hour-long propaganda tour.""
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""Pathetic man.""
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""Muppet voice.""
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"Why would anyone write this?"
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"Because he likes complaining."
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"Don't engage. You won't win."
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"Well, you can die trying."
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"So we've got Robbie, T.J. from Legal,"
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"and the whole team in Associate Relations."
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"Is everyone up to speed?"
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"- Got it. - Yep."
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"- is adding a fourth box. - Yes!"
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"Yeah, that's all we're asking."
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"Back on track."
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"Okay, so what do we label the box?"
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"Um..."
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"Oh, uh..."
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"Like, uh, "Friends with Benefits"?"
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"Oh. I wouldn't say we're friends."
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"Hmm, oh, so maybe more like a..."
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"and apologies, Maureen... but like "A Hate Effing Thing"?"
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"Again, sorry, Maureen. That's okay, T.J."
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"- I'm a grown-up. - Yeah, you know what?"
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"The thing is that I don't hate Dina."
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"Eh, I'm just more ambivalent."
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"- Yeah, almost like an apathy. - Maybe an apathy."
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"Yeah, I could go with apathy."
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"Sorry, that's me. We're just pulling into port."
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"So you're not a refugee."
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"You're not a special agricultural worker."
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"Any interest in joining the military?"
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"Hm..."
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"I don't trust myself with a weapon."
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"I would like killing too much."
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"Oh, or you could just get beat up."
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""Person may be eligible for a special U.N. visa"
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""if they are a victim of a violent crime,"
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"such as an assault.""
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"I can't believe that's real."
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"So I would just need to get punched."
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"No, it seems like you'd have to get your ass beat pretty bad."
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"I'm still willing to marry you."
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"Oh, thank you, Jonah."
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"When you put it like that..."
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"the ass beating doesn't sound so bad."
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"Hey, look at us. Two regular Joes,"
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"enjoying some good old FFs, huh?"
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"Yeah. Thanks."
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"You really didn't have to do this."
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"Well, I wanted to talk to you,"
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"not just as a store manager."
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"You know, I'm also a human being."
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"Here."
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"Stupid."
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"You get the..."
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"Do you need... do you need a hand?"
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"Hm?"
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"No, no, no. It... it's symbolic."
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"Look, I regretted that review as soon as I wrote it."
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"You were so nice before."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Apology accepted."
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""So now this idiot drags me back a second time"
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"to force feed me French fries and do a strip show"?"
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"I used to be a people person."
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"When I was at the hardware store,"
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"I could cheer up any unhappy customer"
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"with, like, a smile or a few words."
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"Or sometimes I'd slam my finger in the cash register as a joke."
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"Ah, look, Glenn, you're still a people person."
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"I wish the Internet had never been invented."
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"Although then Jerusha wouldn't be able"
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"to buy her Chinese cigarettes."
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"What the hell?"
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"Why did you do that?"
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"'Cause I felt like it."
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"What are you gonna do about it?"
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"All right."
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"I'm writing up a 32-50 on you."
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"And that's going in your file for life."
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"Okay, I'll get on that next."
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"Hey, Brett. I'm mad at you, let's fight."
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"Ah! What? Put that away, you psycho!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Jesus."
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"Oh, hello, Frenchfryguy81."
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"- What are you doing here? - We need to talk."
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"- Now's not a good time. - Why?"
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"Are you busy spewing hateful things about good people"
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"from the comfort of your own..."
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"Home?"
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"Uh..."
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"Um..."
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"Timmy. Tim."
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"I need you to restart the "Quantum Leap" video."
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"Mom, I'll take care of you in a minute."
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"What about "Sexual Co-workers"?"
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"- Awful. - Just say you don't care."
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"- What about "Friends with..." - Say "Friends with Benefits""
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"one more time and see what happens."
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"- Really? - Mm-hmm."
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"- "Benefits." - Yeah."
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"My friends and I would say that you guys are just chilling."
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"Wait, full-on sex is now considered just chilling?"
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"Uh-huh, and mouth stuff is hanging out,"
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"and hand stuff is pretty much,"
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"I like you but just as a friend."
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"Hm. Wow, times have changed."
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"Yeah."
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