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Clips from Joe Dirt

"Oh, my God. How'd he find out?"
Joe Dirt
"So, the letter Robby showed Joe is true? You wrote that?"
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"I'm so sorry, but your search is over."
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"Come home, Joe, so I can take care of you."
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"Man."
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"Thank you."
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"All right, we'll... We'll take a break."
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"Yeah, he's Joe Dirt!"
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"He's Joe Dirt! Yeah!"
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"Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! You rule, Joe!"
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"You rule! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt! Joe Dirt!"
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"The phenomenon of Joe Dirt has captured the city's imagination."
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"and all the while maintained his positive outlook on life,"
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"teaching us along the way,"
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""You can't have 'no' in your heart,""
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"and "Life's a garden. Dig it.""
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"Mr. Dirt is seen here meeting one of his longtime idols, Eddie Money."
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"Joe! We have a show to do here."
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"People forget we're live. You like the window, don't you?"
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"I just wanna say thanks to all the people that stop me in the street"
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"And your story is really cool."
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"all along, were dead."
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"Was the last decade a complete waste?"
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"Well, no one's really put it like that, but I don't think so."
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"I've had some good times, I met some cool people, cruised around, cranked some tunes."
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"Well, you know, she's a good friend of mine,"
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"and she's off doin' her own thing right now,"
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"but I've always said she's a little too hot for old Joe Dirt."
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"I agree. So does America."
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"In fact, in our latest "Is Brandy too hot For Joe Dirt?" poll,"
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"Hello, California."
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"Hey, wait... Am I... Am I on? I'm on?"
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"Hey, Carson, how big's your Johnny?"
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"is Joe Dirt's parents ain't dead."
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"I'm lookin' at his father right now, and I'm his mama."
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"Yeah, listen to 'im."
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"Carson, just where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?"
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"- Makin' fun... - Sorry, Joe."
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"- Wait, wait. Where's that call comin' from? - California."
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"- Listen, I gotta go. - No, Joe!"
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"So, Carson helped me trace the call,"
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"That's our old car!"
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"Your parents are alive after all?"
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"Mom, Dad, is that you?"
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"Damn. We tried so hard to find him. We looked high and low."
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"I got some pictures here. Look at this."
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"Here's a picture of Joe when he was a baby."
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"Did you get it? Yeah. Baby."
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"You were a cute baby, Joe Dirt."
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"That's why we were so crazy when we lost him."
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"I mean, he's here and now he's gone."
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"It was right by the garbage can where you left me."
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"Wha... Is that where you were? Well, I'll be dipped."
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"- The one place we didn't look. - I knew you looked for me."
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"I told everybody you would."
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"And was there ever a time"
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"when you would look at the moon,"
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"and was hopin' maybe I was lookin' at it, too?"
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"Wouldn't you know that I've been doin' this clown sort of thing?"
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"Can everybody get a shot of these?"
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"Do you see these clown figurines?"
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"Whenever I used to get sad, I'd just look at a clown,"
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"and then I just can't help it."
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"I just can't stop grinnin'."
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"They're available for purchase."
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"We're startin' this Clown.com kind of a thing."
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"- Yeah. - I..."
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"I don't mean to interrupt your clown pitch there,"
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"Hey, how exactly is a rainbow made?"
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"How exactly does the sun set?"
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"How exactly does the Posi-Trac rear end on a Plymouth work?"
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"I'm talkin' about me."
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"How long did you look for me before you gave up?"
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"How long were you ridin' in that car before you realized I wasn't in it?"
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"All right! We didn't lose him."
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"We just left him. So what? The dude's doin' fine!"
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"How could you do that to me? I was only eight years old."
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"I was just a little kid."
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"Do you have any idea what it's like to be a kid and have nobody around to talk to?"
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"Every day you just think you're worthless, and there's a void in your life."
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"- Come on, honey. Lose that frown! - Lighten up, buddy."
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"When you're down, stare at a clown."
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"- That's right. - Hey, sit down!"
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"- You're blockin' the cameras! - Move over."
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"And I don't wanna see you for another 25 years!"
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"I wish he'd never found us! Look what he did to my children!"
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"Hey, hey, TV people!"
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"Come over here! You don't have to follow him!"
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"What are you gonna do now, Joe?"
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"It's not worth it, Joe."
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"Why not, man, I got nothin'."
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"Joe!"
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"- Hey, sorry, lady. You can't cut through here. - Joe, it's me, Brandy!"
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"Hey, everybody, Brandy's here!"
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"- Joe! - Brandy?"
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"I'm here, Joe."
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"You told me my parents were dead, and I saw 'em."
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"They're horrible. Why did you lie to me?"
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"They saw you on the news when you saved those kids. They thought you got a reward."
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"So, you did see 'em first. So, it's just like Robby said."
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"Yes, but once I met them, I knew I had to protect you from them."
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"They're bad people. You're not like them, Joe."
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"They didn't leave you. You left them. You've gotta see that."
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"you wouldn't have turned out as wonderful as you are."
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"Robby said you didn't want me around,"
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"Of course, that's not true."
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"You had a home all along. You just couldn't see it."
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"Man. I just had the weirdest dream."
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"Oh, my God. Brandy, I'm home?"
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"It's not Clem anymore."
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"Witness Protection relocated me."
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"on account of how you talked about it. It's wonderful here."
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"Hello, Joe Dirt."
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"- It's all because of you, Joe. - Good job, brother."
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"I sold the gator farm,"
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"I came up here to check up on you, and, well, I met Gert B. Frobe."
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"I had the doctor surgically put on a wig that's a little more contemporary."
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"And, Joe, we have a big surprise for you."
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"My Hemi! You got it outta hock for me?"
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"- Somebody else wants to get in here. - Who's that?"
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