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Clips from New Girl - Tomatoes (S01E01)

"So we've got, like, eight more of these, right?"
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"- I love this song. - Oh, I hate this song."
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"When we were on vacation in Oaxaca..."
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"Ouli hummed this song for an eight-hour drive."
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"Wouldn't have been if you hadn't gotten lost."
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"At one point we were just following some donkeys."
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"- Oh, my gosh, look, it's food. I love food. - They were not donkeys."
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"Can't remember what we were talking about."
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"It wasn't a road."
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"Just because a road's not on a map..."
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"doesn't mean it's not a road! - Inside voice."
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"Know what means it's not a road? Guys telling you to turn around!"
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"Come on, those were kids in ajeep!"
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"Car get stuck in the mud, you could not move it."
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"- Oh, here it is. - God forbid you break a nail..."
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"I got one manicure, one time! I'm not doing this!"
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"I'm not doing this!"
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"Ouli's all right"
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"They just seem a little weird"
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"Surrender"
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"- I'm leaving. - Before you get your quesadillas?"
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"That's it."
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"It was crazy. There was, like, serious heat between them."
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"- Does she still have feelings for him? - Maybe."
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"- Hey, Schmidt. - Ahem, what up?"
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"So Nadia's excited for your date tonight."
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"- I bet. - Make sure, uh, you use protection."
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"She's a foreigner, Cece. Do I look like an idiot?"
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"Seriously, she doesn't even know where she's been, all right?"
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"What, are we at Santa's family reunion? Because the clawses are coming out."
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"The claws are coming out. You know:"
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"You're being catty, Cece."
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"Are you gonna let him go out with Nadia?"
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"She was kicked out of Russia, Cece. Russia."
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"Why don't you just tell him you like him?"
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"Doesn't matter if I like him."
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"- It's over. - And you're fine with that?"
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"- Yeah. - Are you?"
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"Yeah, heh."
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"Are you?"
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"- Yeah. - Hold up. Are you?"
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"- I am gonna kill you. - But are you?"
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"Hey, Nick."
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"- What? - You seen Shelby's cat, Rummikub?"
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"I mean, he is the cutest. Just the absolute cutest."
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"Hey, take a look at this picture when he woke up on my face."
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"Can't even see my face. I look like a cat man."
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"No! No, get out of here, birds!"
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"Please, get out of here, you sky rats!"
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"Go back to hell where you belong!"
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"Leave me and my plants alone! I need this!"
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"- You know who loves birds? - Please don't say it, Winston."
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"Shelby."
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"So..."
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"How do you like America?"
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"I like salad bar."
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"I like Despicable Me..."
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"Tosh 2.0."
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"I like Connect 4, freedom of speech..."
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"David Fincher..."
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"uh, sidewalk."
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"I like 1-800-SLIM."
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""Your mama" jokes..."
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"strawberry..."
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"Wilmer Valderrama..."
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"Leon J. Panetta..."
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"ice skating for fun, not to save life."
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"- What are you laughing at? - Cheese is for mouse."
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"Are you Mick Mouse?"
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"- Am I what? - Why don't you get in your spaceship..."
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"like Mick Mouse. - What?"
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"- Mick Mouse. Mick Mouse: - What is a Mick Mouse?"
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"I don't understand."
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"- Mick Mouse! - I don't...! What does that mean?"
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"- What's a Mick Mouse? - Mick Mouse."
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"- Are you saying Mickey Mouse? - Yes."
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"In America, honey, okay, Mickey Mouse, he's Earth-bound."
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"Let's do sex party."
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"I sex you in face."
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"You're gonna sex me in my face?"
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"Well, fancy meeting you here."
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"- Uh, hi. - What's up?"
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"- Love your gym. - Ha, ha."
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"- You and Russell, huh? Last night. - Oh, God."
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"Sorry, we made you feel uncomfortable."
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"We can't be in the same room without wanting to rip each other's faces off."
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"Yeah. Yeah, well, as long as it's, like, you know, faces, and not, like, clothes."
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"- You don't think...? - No."
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"I'm just... It's my endorphins..."
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"because I'm just so high on endorphins."
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"Yeah. Because there's not a chance in hell. I mean, he is all yours."
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"All yours."
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"- Awesome. - You know what it's like with Russell."
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"- Yeah. I mean... - Yeah."
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"He's a roller-coaster."
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"It's like standing on the bow of a catamaran..."
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"blasted with spray during a perfect storm..."
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"but you're naked, and..."
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"And you're on fire, heh."
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"- You know? Ah. - Yeah. I do."
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"I'm just like, "Russell, put away the passion..."
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"Unh."
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"And show me a moderately good time.""
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"- Yup. - Crazy."
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"- So crazy. - Hmm. So crazy."
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"Nick! - What?"
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"What's with all the hammering...? Whoa, what the hell is this thing?"
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"- This thing is creepy. - Yeah. It's called a scarecrow."
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"Okay? Birds keep coming after my plants."
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"Whatever you're doing, just stop with the hammering."
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"Me and Shelby are downstairs trying to make love."
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"- Did you honestly just say that? - Dude, we're making love. It's beautiful."
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"Who have you become?"
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"- I'm happy. Am I not allowed? - You're allowed."
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"It's annoying the way you're doing it."
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"- You know what I don't care about? Mm-hm."
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"Shelby! Oh, Shelby loves puzzles!"
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"Oh, Shelby loves doughnuts, but hates doughnut holes."
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"- Why you hating on Shelby so much? - I used to be your Shelby!"
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"- That came out wrong. - I'm sorry. I didn't know it was my fault..."
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