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Clips from New Girl - Tomatoes (S01E01)

"I told him not to lead with tomatoes, but he did."
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"I'll go out with a hot Russian model..."
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"- Oh, that's a great swimsuit. - Hey, you."
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"We don't talk about it."
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"Everything's fine. It's gonna be tense. Ouli's not Russell's favorite person."
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"Russell's all right"
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"Surrender"
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"Russell."
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"I understand..."
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"So that's it?"
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"How do you look this good under fluorescent lights?"
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"Things got, I mean, just out of control with Nadia last night."
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"but I am almost positive..."
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"It's just..."
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"- Are you burning incense? - Yes, I am. For ambiance. She digs it."
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"- Boobies. - I love boobies."
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"Thank you, guys, forjoining me on this momentous day."
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"As you know, it's been a rough year for me."
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"I got dumped by Caroline, then Julia."
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"I opened myself up to love."
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"I was hurt badly, and I closed myself up again."
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"Downstairs neighbor put a password on their Wi-Fi."
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"Off topic. - Okay, I agree."
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"So I've decided to give up on women..."
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"and put all that energy into tomatoes."
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"- On us for thinking this wasn't stupid. - Growing tomatoes."
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"- I thought he was trying to sell. - I have a speech."
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"Wait, wait, you guys."
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"As his friends, don't you wanna know why he wants to plant tomatoes?"
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"- Is it because he wants tomatoes? - This is my attempt at a new beginning."
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"He's sowing the seeds for a fruitful tomorrow."
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"- He's turning over a new leaf. - Don't do metaphors."
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"- I'll trim it back. - You did it again."
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"- It's just ripe with plant... - But stop."
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"Looking at you, I'm realizing there's possibility of happiness."
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"- He's looking for a dapple of sunlight. - Go."
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"- Sorry. - Winston and Shelby."
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"You guys have found love, so..."
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"- Oh, you have no idea. - I do. You talk about it all the time."
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"- We have a good idea. - Clear idea."
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"Schmidt, Cece, you almost made a baby."
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"You almost made a person. Think about that."
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"Jess. You're dating a man that I can see myself growing old with."
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"You got a great-looking face. Yourjawline could cut glass."
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"Hold on tight. Don't let that slip away."
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"- Getting a little weird, Nick. - Without further ado..."
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"water, the source of life."
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"Oh."
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"Okay, I got to... You know what? Go downstairs if you want."
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"I don't care. I got two tomatoes and I'm betting on me!"
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"Freeze frame!"
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"When I'm up in the air and the legs are there."
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"- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?"
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"It's Jess"
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"Cece, the Jewish is here to make sex!"
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"Uh, it's actually Schmidt. Um, we've met, uh, many times."
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"Right. I hear you make sex through Cece wall."
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"You sound like dog being stepped on:"
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"Noises I make, they come from a truthful place."
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"- I create a free environment in the sack. - Hey. What's going on here?"
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"I like his face."
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"I want punch, punch, punch!"
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"Beautiful women. You guys can say just about anything, can't you?"
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"- What are you doing here? - So look, we've barely spoken..."
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"since I almost, uh, impregnated you, heh."
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"It's this whole thing, it just kind of got me thinking."
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"and we should stop."
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"That's what you want?"
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"- It's how I feel right now. - Oh."
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"Coolio."
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"So he goes out with me."
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"- Oh, Nadia, I think... - I think that's a great idea."
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"I mean, that's what you want, right?"
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"Yeah, it's great. Totally cool with me."
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"Yay, we have fun."
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"I make him put on black shawl, pretend he's Grandma."
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"Fine. Twist my arm."
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"whose ancestors probably burned down my ancestors' village."
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"Something weird happened to me."
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"I was at Russell's gym and I ran into his ex-wife, Ouli."
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"- Jess? Hi. - Ouli."
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"Wow, someone's been working out."
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"Your back's like a bag of ropes."
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"Oh, mama."
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"It was really foggy..."
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"and I kept making eye contact with her nipples."
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"Then I panicked, and invited her to dinner with Russell and me tonight."
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"- What? - It's just Ouli is this looming presence."
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"- I thought it would be, like, good for us. - Everything okay with Russell?"
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"But I grew up with divorced parents..."
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"and I'm really good at navigating these situations."
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"- What did I do? - Nothing."
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"Mommy's all right"
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"Daddy's all right"
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"They just seem a little weird"
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"Surrender, surrender"
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"Don't tap dance at dinner."
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"Do you think I would tap dance at dinner?"
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"- Yes. I'm hiding your tap shoes. - Absolutely. Don't do it."
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"Hi."
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"- Hi. Hi. - Sorry I'm late."
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"Hi."
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"Hey, remember the last time we were hugging?"
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"- Heh. - You were naked. It was weird."
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"No! That was not weird at all."
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"I have no problem being naked, heh."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"How are the quesadillas?"
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"- Know what? I've actually never had... - Oh, the eye roll."
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"- Mm. I've missed that. - I didn't roll my eyes."
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"I just needed to quickly stare at the ceiling."
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"Hey, Ouli..."
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"- Mm. ...I love your name."
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"Thank you."
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"Or should I say gracias."
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"Uh..."
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"Oh."
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"- Well, this is fun. - Yeah."
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"Mm, it is."
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