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Clips from Chappelle's Show - Episode #2.5 (S02E02)

"Oh, my God, I did it."
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"Welcome... welcome everybody, to Chappelle's Show."
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"scandalous behavior."
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"I gotta get in on this "being white" thing."
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"It'd be better if they,"
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"just for like, maybe, three days if like..."
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"And, um, frankly,"
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"We don't wanna embarrass somebody like me"
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"2:00 and 6:00?"
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"Oh, no problem."
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"Would you do me a favor and not smoke,"
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"I want answers, punk!"
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"Heh, heh, heh.."
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"It was at that point that I fired upon the canine"
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"You grabbed her titties!"
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"You're an animal."
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"for reaching a verdict so quickly."
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"in your time as a crack/cocaine dealer?"
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"so many amendments"
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"did you..."
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"Heh, heh, heh..."
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"That Red Ball's got me!"
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"must be Red Balls."
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"that featured comedian, Paul Mooney."
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"Well, he's back again this year"
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"It will be called,"
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"because he makes..."
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"We're gonna take a quick commercial break."
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"You know, I don't know if anyone's ever seen"
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"a brand new True Hollywood Story from Charlie Murphy."
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"I can recall another one, like, you know,"
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"Even I had it, the jerry curl was comin' out"
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"and I had my shit slicked to the side and all that."
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"You motherfuckers was wearing some strange shit."
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"And the mustache, you know, just drawn on his face."
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"They was talkin' about Mickey Free, okay?"
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"and listen to some music?"
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"We get there, he puts the tracks on"
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"And we're listening to the music and everything"
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"How about you and your friends"
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"they still got on the same shit they was wearin' at the club."
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""I know they ain't thinkin' about playin' ball in that""
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"(laughter)"
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"Made my knees slam together."
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"Good!"
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"In your face, Charlie Murphy."
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"blouses."
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"I was there, I seen it."
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"because I'm telling you a story about Prince?"
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"And make sure your people is there to see the game."
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"Well, I gotta admit, um,"
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"I mean, you know,"
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"(cheers & applause)"
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"Hi, thank you."
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"Oh... oh Red Balls..."
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"Chappelle's Show. Chappelle's Show."
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"Chappelle's Show."
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"Oww."
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"Woo-hoo-hoo."
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"Woo-hoo."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"Let's start the show."
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"You're the next black comedian to get his own show!"
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"Hey, everybody, what's up?"
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"You see, I am dizzle."
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"You know, I've been watching the news"
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"and reading the papers,"
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"and I've been seeing that there's been a lot of, like,"
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"Like, these, uh, these major corporations"
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"they rip everybody off."
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"Enrons and Tycos and all this stuff."
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"They don't be getting no time."
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"They don't get no time in jail."
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"It's like there's two legal systems, damn near."
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"they actually put those guys through the legal system"
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"that we all have to go through."
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"And then they put, like, crack dealers and shit"
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"through the legal system that they go through."
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"Wouldn't that be something?"
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"Well, tonight we have a very special episode"
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"of "Law & Order.""
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"I hope you enjoy it."
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"How was work today, Charles?"
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"Oh, same old, same old."
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"Accounting's complaining about us misleading the stockholders"
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"and blowing the employee pensions and..."
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"what a bunch of babies."
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"I mean, come on, this is business, people, right?"
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"And speaking of business, yeah..."
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"(growl)"
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"Satchco, take a powder."
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"And you..."
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"(playful scream)"
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"(growl) (meow)"
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"Snugglebunny!"
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"(screaming)"
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"(man) Get on the ground!"
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"(dog panting)"
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"Shut that fucking dog up!"
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"(gunshot)"
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"(screaming)"
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"Stop resisting, sir!"
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"(phone ringing)"
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"Nigga, I said stop calling here, all right?"
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"I'm baggin' up the coke up as fast as I can!"
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"I'm detective Charles Stevens"
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"from the Dade County police department."
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"I've got a warrant here for your arrest."
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"A warrant?!"
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"Charges of cocaine trafficking."
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"I'm afraid I don't know how to handle it."
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"in front of my family and my community."
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"I tell you what,"
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"I'll come in and turn myself in around Thursday, okay?"
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"Is 1:00 good for you?"
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"Oh, no, that's no good for me."
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"I've got some trim coming at 12:00."
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"I'll turn myself in, say, between..."
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"Thank you so very much for your help and, again,"
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"I'm sorry for the inconvenience."
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