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Clips from The Ben Stiller Show (1992) - With Flea (S01E01)

"By the way, Clara's dad, Flea, is here also. How you doing?"
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"I'm all right. I'm just hanging around on Clara's coattails..."
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"...hoping to soak up a little glamour."
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"She just tries to keep me in line. She says:"
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""Papa, whenever you come along with me on these showbiz things..."
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"...and people just care about fashion and looking good and social climbing..."
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"...and all this disgusting stuff, always remember the purity..."
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"...of things like basketball, John Coltrane, things like that.""
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"- That's words to live by. - Words to live by."
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"All right, let's go to this, then. Look at that tattoo. There it is."
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"Look at that tattoo. She's a coy one."
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"It's Christmas Eve in L.A., and New York cop John McClane..."
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"... is shopping with his wife."
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"...for the next 10 minutes, we will have a special offer:"
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"They're as brilliant as they are ruthless."
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"- But he's very cunning. - Find him!"
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"They say lightning can't strike 12 times..."
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"Who are you? You're very annoying."
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"I got news for you, pal: That's what the people pay to see."
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"Bruce Willis."
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"You just destroyed an entire deli section, mister."
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"What do you think I'm doing, comparison shopping?"
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"Scum-check, aisle six."
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"The food is rotten! The bathroom is locked!"
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"Yeah."
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"...grows tiresome, Mr. Bad Boy!"
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"Die Hard 12."
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"Okay, we're back, and we're talking with Clara..."
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"...and Clara's dad, Flea, from the Red Hot Chili Peppers."
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"- How's it going? - I'm feeling all right."
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"They say guys from New York are much worse than guys from L.A. At basketball."
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"Clara, what do you think? Is your dad a good ballplayer?"
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"- Yeah? - Am I pretty good?"
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"She's pointing to him. I think you're a little bit biased, okay?"
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"Because he's your dad. I'm not claiming to be a great ballplayer."
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"Why don't we just go to this."
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"The following is a paid advertisement."
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"And now a special message about the Let Go Clinic with Tony Bobbins."
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"...that could change your life."
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"...and still look incredibly young and handsome."
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"...a life of ease and riches. Then I met Tony Bobbins."
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"When a girl breaks up with you, it's like you're an insect or something."
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"What we do at the Let Go Clinic..."
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"...is give you the tools you'll need to grow those wings back..."
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"...and burn her face with your noxious saliva."
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"Good question. You know, after my fifth wife left me..."
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"...I was living in an 8-by-10-foot studio apartment..."
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"...300 pounds overweight, chained to the wall, eating dog food."
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"I'm over 7 feet tall. That doesn't paint a pretty picture."
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"I mean, I'd really hit bottom. Then I thought..."
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"- So that's what I've done. - Really?"
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"- Oh, my God! - Code blue! Code blue!"
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"The possum is in the cage. Repeat, the possum is in the cage."
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"- We got a live one here. - No!"
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"- Come on, get the mask on. - No!"
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"Love letters and cold pizza! We got a rough one!"
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"I want total lock-down on this!"
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"...of the television program Love, American Style."
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"Pretty tough medicine."
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"We get you to associate pain with your old relationship."
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"Just because I host Studs does not necessarily mean..."
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"...but through reconditioning me..."
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"Tony Bobbins helped me let go..."
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"Okay, now you've associated my ex-girlfriend with pain..."
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"...so it hurts to even think about her."
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"- What next? - Now's the part I like best."
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"We get you to use those same techniques to build yourself up again."
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"No! No!"
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"- Who wants some cake? - Oh, yes..."
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"Tony, what would you consider your personal key to success?"
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"Step four: I hypnotize you with my teeth, and you pay me money."
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"None of the people seen interviewed were paid for their endorsement."
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"The other guy and I did it for free, because we believe in the program..."
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"People come up to me all the time and say:"
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""How dare you take money from hundreds of thousands of people..."
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"...because wasn't it worth taking all that money..."
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"Come on. What are you waiting for?"
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"By the way, I'm not just the founder of the Let Go Clinic..."
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"...I'm also its first member."
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"We're with Flea. We're going to play a friendly game of one-on-one."
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"- It's gonna be really friendly. - Friendly."
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"What I'm gonna do to you is disgusting."
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"It's terrifying. It's frightening. It's really horrific."
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"It's gonna be worse than getting dumped by your wife..."
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"...and finding her with your best friend."
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"If I win, the Chili Peppers have to play on the show live."
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"All right. If you win, the Red Hot Chili Peppers play The Ben Stiller Show."
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"...you have to take off your clothes..."
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"Okay, all right. That's it."
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"It'll probably ruin your career, and you'll marry your cousin."
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"Why don't we just go to a film, okay? We'll be back after this."
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"I really love your name. I mean, your name is fabulous."
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"- It really makes my night. - Excuse me."
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"- You're Herve Villachaize? - That's right."
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"- You played Tattoo, right? - Yeah, right."
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"I get what you do. Ringing the bell, the three-piece suit, Fantasy Island..."
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"...I love it. - Really kind."
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"I respect it. It's got a very special center to it."
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"- I think it's beautiful. - Thanks."
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"- Do me a favor, give me one, huh? - Give you what?"
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"- We all want to hear it. Just one. - You mean...?"
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"We want to hear it. Come on."
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"Come on. Do it."
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"That's great. That's wonderful. That's amazing."
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"All right, now say, "Welcome to Fantasy Island.""
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"- That's not my line. - Come on, do it anyway."
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"- No. - No. Where are we? Welcome to where?"
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"- Welcome to where? - Welcome to Fantasy Island."
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"I'm transported. It's like I'm coming off the boat, they're giving me champagne."
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"My wife loves you. Has a crush on you. Do me a favor, come buy her a drink."
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"- Do what? - Buy her champagne. It'll blow her away."
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"- It's not right. - Herve, do it. Herve, do it for me."
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"Come on, one drink. Do it."
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"Herve, do it."
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"Do it. Come on, do it."
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"- No, it hurts me. - Just don't keep scratching."
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"- It'll never heal. - I'm not gonna scratch. It'll scab."
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"- Hi. - Oh, my God! It's Herve Villachaize!"
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"A glass of champagne! I am gonna put you in my pocket..."
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"...and march right out of here. - That's wonderful."
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